Scoot hurt ?!?!?!?

Miles is 12 years old, a basset/coonhound mix, available for adoption at the Oregon Humane Society, and a perfect stinker in only the way hounds are (link below)

Javier Bardem at the #Emmys: "Here I am today denouncing the genocide in Gaza... Free Palestine!" (via @Variety)

someone should run for president on this platform

. ✨ 🕯️✨ 🕯️ 🕯️ ✨ BEAV ✨ 🕯️ UP 🕯️ ✨ 🦫 ✨ 🕯️ 🕯️ ✨

Welp

How bout them beavers!!!

We have a chance!!!

. 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ NO 🕯️ 🕯️ FALSE 🕯️ 🕯️ STARTS 🕯️ 🕯️ 🦫 🕯️ 🕯️

Ok everyone be cool. We’re about to clean it all up. No mistakes. We can do this. We got this. Deep breaths. Everyone take an adderall in the locker room.

Beaver football

We have a long snapper!!!!

Beavers special teams

Beavers

Beavers

Beavers special teams

beavers

Have we tried turning the beavers off and on again?

beavs what are you doing?

. ✨ 🕯️✨ 🕯️ 🕯️ ✨ BEAV ✨ 🕯️ UP 🕯️ ✨ 🦫 ✨ 🕯️ 🕯️ ✨

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Some news: The Portland Fire are expected to name Golden State Valkyries VP of basketball operations Vanja Černivec their first-ever general manager in the coming days, according to multiple sources. Story: www.rosegardenreport.com/portland-fir...

Go Viks!

COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to the Multnomah County state of l emergency, TriMet won’t turn away anyone riding to or from a cooling center who cannot pay fare between 11 a.m. and 10 p.m., today, August 22 through tomorrow, August 23. Please tell your bus operator that you’re heading to or from a cooling center.

Links to cooling centers by county. Reminder, cooling centers are open to *everyone* housed or houseless: Mult Co: buff.ly/3wV9ocA Clack Co: www.clackamas.us/relief Wash Co: experience.arcgis.com/experience/8...

🥵 We’re headed for another very hot spell w/temps expected to reach at least 100 degrees today and tomorrow. 🗣️Please spread the word: These Cooling Centers are opening Aug. 22, noon- 9 PM at ➡️ Multnomah County East Bldg, 600 NE 8th ave, Gresham ➡️ St. Stephen’s Shelter, 1432 SW 13th ave, Portland

Don't you fuck with my Lake Michigan drinking water.

The ending of "Daphne Does Dinner" is one of my favorite moments of Frasier's later seasons. Frasier consoling Daphne after her own disastrous dinner party, "Daphne, congratulations. You're now officially a Crane" 😂

Behind every great shot is a cat doing whatever it wants 🤣🐈 🔗: catadoptionteam.org/adopt/

🗣️Please spread the word! Cooling centers are opening again Tuesday, Aug. 12 from noon to 9 p.m: 🔵 Gateway Church (13300 N.E. San Rafael St., Portland) 🔵 Congregation Beth Israel (1972 N.W. Flanders St., Portland) 🔵 Portland Covenant Church (4046 N.E. Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., Portland)

Tryin' to Serve up a clever Tennis pun over here! Not gunna Ace this one, I'm afraid. Not all posts can be a Grand Slam, ya know! #muttvillesf #seniordog #dogrescue #adoptdontshop #tennis #lavarcup

Wow Taylor Swift is buying the Trail blazers?? That’s huge news

BREAKING Australia will recognise Palestinian state, says PM

One of the great joys in life is taking a nap in the middle of the day when it’s sunny outside

Please get Deni off the blazers

Watching Frasier before bed

Really good fries and shakes, and the burgers ain't bad either! Worth the stop

This photo of Dame brings me joy

"holly...the people are enjoying it okay?!" AB is so fun

Me: I don’t understand how the kids can watch streamers 24/7 Also me: watching Studbudz at 11pm on a Friday in my 30s…

Bartended the Dave Matthews concert in Richmond last night. My friend Kate had really good tickets and snagged this pic. Quite a statement to his sold out elder millennial (myself included) crowd.

Can’t wait for the WNBA All-Star game to come to Portland. Partying with all the players and friends all night 🔥

Yang Hansen knows what time it is