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If we had a baby we could name it Deandre
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Portland Trail Blazers
about 2 hours ago
Big things ahead ๐ซ
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AskAubry ๐ฆ ๐
about 2 hours ago
Shaun King pivoting right because the left got tired of his grift is hilarious.
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Tim Williams
about 4 hours ago
Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts is ONE WHINY BITCH. He spends an endless amount of time in interviews and speeches bemoaning the "lack of a rule of law" and how his Supreme Court "isn't respected" and then gives Mango Mussolini any and everything he wants. Bitch, please.
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Emile Avanessian
about 2 hours ago
In addition to be unfathomably stupid, these guys are all fucking cowards.
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Zack Ford
about 3 hours ago
Don't look away from what's happening in front of you.
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Marisa Kabas
about 3 hours ago
SCOOP โ Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldnโt risk losing more users with this announcement.
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the Mountain Goats
about 4 hours ago
I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice
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Dloitz
about 3 hours ago
Listen to Raffi
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Astronautgun.jpeg, motherfuckers
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about 3 hours ago
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Sam Lloyd
about 3 hours ago
1. cool, boycotts work! 2. the most successful ones in recent memory have been to: get Jimmy Kimmel his show back, allow Zack Snyder to finish his cut of a movie, help Taylor Swift earn more money off her back catalogue, and save Britney Spears. not exactly reaching out to the poor and sick are we?
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Catherine
about 9 hours ago
Third bench and
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made the photos!
www.oregonlive.com/blazers/2025...
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Thousands pack Pioneer Square to welcome Damian Lillard back to the Trail Blazers
โIโm extremely excited and happy to be back," Lillard told the crowd Sunday.
https://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/2025/09/thousands-pack-pioneer-square-to-welcome-damian-lillard-back-to-the-trail-blazers.html
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Dloitz
about 8 hours ago
David Loitz Blazers Fan
#ripcity
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Russ Bengtson
about 8 hours ago
*taps sign*
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Fuss
about 10 hours ago
A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.
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Rex Huppke
about 21 hours ago
Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.
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I just had my mind blown by
@brassagainst.bsky.social
about 23 hours ago
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Greg Pak
1 day ago
delete your twitter
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The Tortured Florist Department ๐๐๐บโ๏ธโฐ
1 day ago
Just a shout out to
@backtothebasket.bsky.social
the friendliest most irreplaceable Blazers/basketball fan resource in town. Bailed me out in a pinch more than once. If they donโt have it, you donโt need it. Well worth a visit and keeping up with their TikTokโs and Reels.
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You should join this group next season Yes my pinwheel was backwards I was a little tipsy
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The Tortured Florist Department ๐๐๐บโ๏ธโฐ
2 days ago
Another
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draft in the books. Welcomed some new faces and missed seeing some past & honorary members. Shot hoops with a toddler and swapped swag with the coolest group of Blazer fans in all of Rip City. Cant wait to watch games with these people for the fourth year in a row.
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You need to stop respecting anything having to do with this government
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Go Beavs. Do it for you know who
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Phil Lewis
2 days ago
Surveillance footage shows a Starbucks worker did not write โLoserโ on a drink ordered in honor of Charlie Kirk, despite a right-wing activist generating outrage over the incident that led to the coffee shop's temporary closure
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Chicago Starbucks Worker Did Not Write 'Loser' On Order Honoring Charlie Kirk, Company Says
A Starbucks spokesperson said time-stamped surveillance footage shows an employee did not write the note, which had prompted online outrage and the store's temporary closure this week.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/19/viral-video-claiming-starbucks-worker-wrote-loser-on-order-honoring-charlie-kirk-is-false-company-says/
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Juno Rylee Schultz ($220/700)
2 days ago
reminds me of when that Old Racist Guy wrote โ Whites Drool. blacks rule โ on his driveway and called the cops lmfaooo theyโre all stupid and theyโre all the same
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Shana V. White (she/her)
2 days ago
So they lied? Got it.
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Michael Hobbes
3 days ago
Lia Thomas met the NCAA requirements for transition when she started competing as a woman. Did the right accept those standards? Or, if they disagreed, argue that they could be more stringent? No. They said she was a man who was unfairly competing and pretended that there were no standards at all.
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Michael Hobbes
3 days ago
As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women. The problem isnโt that weโre ignoring โreasonable concerns,โ the problem is that republicans are lying.
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Rose Harding ๊น์ค์ง
3 days ago
@ Ranch Pizza please sponsor our podcast we love u
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Also on the 300s as well. Looks like byebye sizzle pie
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This seat will do just fine
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Ranch pizza on the 100 level this year everybody
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Coach Finstock
3 days ago
And I'm saying this for people who got fired for any Kirk comments. It means your employer agrees with Charlie Kirk. They didn't need to fire you. They chose to because they agree with Kirks politics.
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Well i know where Im moving
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3 days ago
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Anyone else out there going to linkin park tonight? Happen to also have an unused floor ticket i can upgrade mine to?
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Portland Trail Blazers
7 months ago
TOU MUCH PRESSURE.
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Max Kennerly
4 days ago
Eat shit, ESPN app!
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If your pediatrician follows this, find a new pediatrician
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Bill from PA
4 days ago
I don't care about the fucking Nazi one.
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First Wordle Problems
4 days ago
or to put it another way
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Juni! ๐ฅฐ
4 days ago
who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities
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Hourly Videogame Box Art
5 days ago
WOODY WOODPECKER IN CRAZY CASTLE 5
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Catbus
5 days ago
"we need to boycott this thing, we need to cancel that thing" my brother in christ, we can't even get people to stop posting on twitter lol
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards."
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
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Stop using their language Stop screenshotting and sharing their insane screeds amd tweets Stop fucking giving them air
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emptywheel
5 days ago
This is an example where simply repeating this, as if this is legal, is a problem, because it obscures ways to push back against this. The US has no DOMTERR law.
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Chumbawumba are goated
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How about we do this and decide to be nepal
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geoffrey
5 days ago
i am getting pretty weary of a politician's "this is not normal" without an "and here's what i'm going to do"
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Warriors fans could learn a thing or two here
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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies ๐ป
5 days ago
The revolution will be shitposted
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