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If we had a baby we could name it Deandre
Well at least we aren't the bulls
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about 8 hours ago
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Blazers lose their first one possession game of the year, 3-1 in such games and now 5-5 on the year Frustrating missteps all around lost this game well before a last second bucket
about 9 hours ago
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julio 🤙
about 9 hours ago
The Blazers had chances to win this one, I think the key moment of this game was they shoulda beat the L*kers on November 3rd.
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The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰
about 15 hours ago
Check out the 24-hour temperature change in the southern Appalachians today. The Arctic boundary has reached as far south as Atlanta, GA where it’s currently 37 degrees with a wind gusting to the 40s. 🥶
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Back to the Basket 🏀👟
1 day ago
Hey y’all, This is Neil! He’s been a Blazer season ticket holder since 1980. He’s looking to make some extra cash and is selling his season ticket holder jacket from this year. He’s asking $100 / Sz 2X…
#ripcity
If interested, text 971-226-7520
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Brad Johnson
1 day ago
Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
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Will Bunch
1 day ago
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
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Basketball Jones🖤❤️🤍🏀
1 day ago
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⚫️⚪️ Nate Gillespie 🔴⚫️
1 day ago
@shaheen.senate.gov
resign you miserable quisling loser
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Prisonculture
1 day ago
I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.
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Blevins Country, Nurkic Road
2 days ago
Flip over to the Remix game, watch Dillon Jones ball out
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Cum Bhillups (s/o
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3 days ago
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Dum Cumpster
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3 days ago
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The important thing I learned tonight is that I can still house an entire frozen pizza by myself
3 days ago
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Point Blank Sandwich Hat
3 days ago
/2 1. Real human beings will suffer from even a brief stay. 2. The government's position is transparently dishonest and in bad faith. 3. The Supreme Court has lost any benefit of the doubt. They have lost the mandate of the heaven that is the rule of law.
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The Remix hold off a comeback as the Warriors get it to 9 but a quick 5-0 run pushes it back to 14 and the warriors stop playing defense in the halfcourt and that will do it as my TV crashes with the remix up 12 with a minute to go
3 days ago
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The remix struggle out of the half and the warriors cut it to 10, but the good guys put it back together at the end of the quarter to hold in to a 20 point lead after 3, 94-74
3 days ago
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weird lil goblin
3 days ago
One of those people told me to my face that they'd never return to the Moda Center because security was slightly inconvenient. The other is a reporter.
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Brandon Mullen
3 days ago
In the Canzano v. Highkin "will the Allen Estate retain ownership of the Blazers" reporting wars... I know who I'm choosing. And it's the reporter, not the columnist.
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Santa Cruz has a better quarter moving the ball and getting good shots but it doesn't matter as the Remix outscore them 30-24 to extend the lead to 22 at the half
3 days ago
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Kenny’s G League
3 days ago
🗣️ go mix 🗣️
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What in the world is that bullshit foul call on weems
3 days ago
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Remix take advantage of a slow start by Santa Cruz and lead 40-24 after one
3 days ago
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Ok but what if
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3 days ago
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TheWillRogers
3 days ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
4 days ago
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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derek guy
3 days ago
I think this bag is fake. Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides. This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
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Someone is gonna superimpose some porn on to this broadcast
3 days ago
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Julie DiCaro
3 days ago
BREAKING: Judge Immergut issues a permanent injunction against Pete Hegseth and the deployment of the National Guard to Portland.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Prisonculture
3 days ago
"The average voter believes a SNAP recipient gets $20/day, more than 3 times the actual amount of $6."
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Now this is the kind of drama I am here for!
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4 days ago
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Congresswoman Maxine Dexter, M.D.
4 days ago
Good news: SNAP benefits should be fully available for Oregonians today. If you are expecting a SNAP balance and don’t see one, call the ONE Customer Service Center at 800-699-9075.
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post malone ergo propter malone
4 days ago
look man one very consistent feature of concierge access to politicians is that you have to be current on your subscription, and rather than renewing you mailed in what appeared to be a bag of dog shit you had already (?) lit on fire
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The Clinton Street Theater
4 days ago
Paramount purchasing Warner would be devastating to repertory theaters like ours.
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Inside David Ellison’s Dramatic First 100 Days at Paramount: Courting Tom Cruise Blockbusters, Forging Ties With Trump and Daring Anyone Else to Buy Warner Bros. Discovery
David Ellison is the ultimate Hollywood disruptor. This week's Variety cover story goes deep on the Paramount-Skydance boss' industry takeover.
https://variety.com/2025/film/features/david-ellison-hollywood-takeover-paramount-warner-bros-1236569136/
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Even if CB gets acquitted or charges dropped, it would appear to be that there's no doubt his games were rigged and now everyone knows it. No way does he get another job in the league.
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
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Christian Lipski
4 days ago
I'm not paying more than $2.25 a gallon for gas. When the cashier complains, I'll tell him the president said it was true and is he calling the president a liar.
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Brandon Mullen
4 days ago
I will concede it was close, but Joe moved feet, Camara moved inches. It should have been a no call.
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TBAGTWTCATGFAGTAAITWT
5 days ago
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Erik García Gundersen
5 days ago
Also keeping Simons for a mid pick from Houston is a lot less appealing to me than a player who is actually contributing to winning. You can’t just be in asset rat mode for eternity.
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Kyle Cheney
5 days ago
HAPPENING NOW: Judge McConnell is sharply rebuking the Trump administration for what he said was defying his order to make full SNAP payments by Nov. 5. He has ordered USDA to make the *full* payment to states by tomorrow.
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Paging Mr. Camara. Paging Mr. Toumani Camara.
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5 days ago
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rev. howard arson
5 days ago
straight-up jury nullification. this guy did it, confessed to it, and the jury instructions explicitly said that if he did it intentionally, it was assault.
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Doing the toumani camara box when I fart without shitting my pants
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5 days ago
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Dave Jamieson
5 days ago
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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Shimmersoft
5 days ago
maga thought they could slap "THE RADICAL LEFT SHUTDOWN" disclaimer banners on their gov't websites and then forgot that americans don't read
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Back to the Basket 🏀👟
5 days ago
SO MANY GOOD ITEMS added to the website! Lots of Blazers, some WNBA, and other NBA teams. Youth & Adult Sizes
#ripcity
backtothebasket.com/collections/...
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utopia deferred
6 days ago
Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.
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