reposting with alt text bc this delighted me (and I want the delight to be accessible)

Any democrat who is not 100% for cleaning house and undoing everything needs to sit down and get out of the way.

Always

In these congressional hearings, news briefings, etc, there should be a lot more laughter at these people. Hegseth, Patel, Trump - they HATE being laughed at because they are insecure. Poke them.

Quite literally all the cool artists were fringe and underground and counter-culture. The culture itself was a fever nightmare of Reagan era greed-as-virtue and rotted 80s excess.

it is 83 degrees outside and the thermostat is set to 75. why are the windows open. why are the windows open. why

oh my god he admit it said the quiet part out loud etc etc I would love for this message to be put on billboards throughout the country.

Mamdani has demonstrated something that Democrats have largely forgotten. You can't just do good things for voters and expect to be rewarded for it. You have to tell them about it, over and over again. You have to advertise your work in office just as much as you did on the campaign to win it.

Nia DaCosta to direct Sex Crims movie? Um yes please.

Can't hear something that doesn't exist

Slightly increase a band Antimony Machine

I heard this at the furniture consignment store yesterday, and it is playing during this episode of Succession.

My research has indicated to me that the tall automatic baby swing is no longer being made, and all you can get is a gentle-breeze side-to-side hint of a swing. Is that true? I can't find any actual swings.

Comic book spinner racks in every bodega and convenience store, and on magazine racks at every grocery checkout.

I'll check out a new audio player app now and then, and sometimes I'll find one that is pretty feature-rich. But if I can't edit song tags from your player, your player suuuucks. For me. Others may not be as... undiagnosed as I am about updating information about their music files.

this is so much funnier now

One thousand quatloos to the guerilla artist who accomplishes this.

I gasped again, did not buy

I gasped but did not buy #GoBears

everybody hire Jay he has immaculate vibes

Happy first mother's day to @beanerita.bsky.social who, with no prior experience, has made a nearly perfect baby.

At this point: standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/4461...

Well I really try not to do this but it feels reasonable to ask. Lost my job Friday and my car got broken into tonight. they took my brand new bowling ball, bag, and shoes that were a birthday present, so if you feel like helping me replace them @ripcitytrivia is my Venmo venmo.com/u/ripcitytri...

I believe the following three things: 1) having a nazi tattoo is disqualifying for public office 2) it is impossible to get a nazi tattoo by accident 3) if someone managed to do so, that would be disqualifying for other obvious reasons which is why it's pointless to argue with me about platner

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

Farmer's Market on a lovely Saturday, and the band of rumberos is playing "Como Fue"? Perfection.

lol the blackwater mercenary with the nazi tattoo loves guns soooo much. who would have thought!

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

After searching all over for a list, I found an image on Instagram and used OCR to get the text, which is in the alt for your pleasure.

reposting with alt text

I am begging people to learn what the Overton Window is

Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only (Is it wrong tho)

Ah, the three genders

we need to soothe and burp bluesky moderators

Join me as I work toward a better future for all Mainers. Andreaformaine.com #mepolitics

This is absolute horses

And all still quite valid.

We need to moistly wipe the tender bum-bums of the Bluesky moderators.

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Beat It (for that guitar) Dirty Diana (ditto)

“All 173” might be the funniest part here

This is hand in hand with their voter suppression attempts. Passports are the only acceptable, commonly avaliable ID under their "SAVE Act" bsky.app/profile/meli...

Who also may have tinnitus and therefore an additional barrier to understanding your meaning.

We need to cuddle and nurse Bluesky moderators.

"...I can stay here and do it. Saves money, you see."

you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion

A Connection Machine with DataVault mass storage system, combining large capacity with high transfer rates and exceptional reliability, making it well suited for storing and transferring massive data files without loss.

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Had convos w/ multiple people in the past 4 days who DID NOT KNOW that 1. AI doesn't "think" or know anything; it's a probability machine 2. It was created using massive amounts of work stolen from actual people including me 3. The environmental costs are astronomical Spread the word, every time!