Buy my bracelets so I can buy the bad bunny Super Bowl plushie #etsy #bracelets #smallbusiness #kandi

Having a mental beach party with Ted Chippington, The Nightingales, and Fuzzbox ❤️ from 1986.

Would love to hear from my senators!

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RIP Uncle Floyd 😞 The sweetest guy, who brought naive joy to millions (including David Bowie and Iggy Pop, and me)

Vincent Rice Instant Price ...I don't know.

18-year-old shortstop Elijah McNeal can't agree on a deal with the Giants, so he is COMING TO PORTLAND. (Pic: Welcome to Pickles Baseball, Elijah McNeal. UC Davis, Shortstop, Throws right, bats right)

Show me something from your Notes app if you're feelin' frisky

Why are there no gifs of Bill Spaceman Lee, truly the most iconic Red Sox pitcher

If you have a legal question that needs the finest non-legal, extra-legal, or illegal advice, look no further than Wood Jackson, but smell further unless moonshine fumes please you.

I don't know who needs to hear this but

I am referencing this song at least once a day now.

Sink The Bismarck With Big Naturals!

I'm sorry, abolishing ICE is now off the table as the centrist compromise. The floor is now The Hague.

NEW STICKERS: Impeach/Convict/Remove Works for ICE commander Kristi Noem, for JD and for the big man himself... Impeach/Convict/Remove nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com/product/impe...

Every picture of Bovino looks like an outtake from the scene in the Dark Knight where Heath Ledger's Joker isn't wearing makeup.

the only maduro *i* want to seize.

Whatever the market will bear.

O LORD WE ASK FOR THY PRECIOUS BOUNTY

🦊🏹 #comics #furryart #furry

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a man's mind.

Oh right, Barb!

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: David Bowie with Siouxsie & the Banshees Poison with Warrant Tori Amos with A Man Called E Brian Wilson with Grant Lee Phillips U2 with Sugarcubes, Public Enemy

JESUS CHRIST Someone help President Sundown before he gets more people killed.

If you have an active Ring camera, they have made you into an informant.

"Pull like you're pulling a Frenchman off your mother!" Always something new to discover.

Your opportunity to have original art on your walls for CRAZY CLOSEOUT BLOWOUT PRICES LEILA'S PRICES ARE... INSAAAAANE

Nancy saying "maybe it will happen today" is lit.

ICE left their training manual in their stupid black Escalade LMAO They're not deputizing their best archive.org/details/icHS...

Being forced to memorize all those school songs in Cal Band really comes in handy when you're up soothing a baby.

Anybody have that thread again where people talked about how to switch over to other platforms from Substack?

crying about "verbal assaults" from the party of "fuck your feelings" 🤷

My mother-in-law made coffee this morning. She apologized if the grinder was too loud. Me (puzzled): where did you pull the grinder from? MIL: *points to the grinder on the counter, beside the coffee maker* Me: Oh ha ha...

I will say, though, that my wife's sleep deprivation has improved the reception of my comedy material tenfold.

Duckduckgo has a survey for pro/anti-AI and I cackled so hard at the (current) results https://voteyesornoai.com

Is this your king, Newsom glazers?

NOBODY should get giant bags of crushed ice and put them on ICE vehicles’ windshields before spraying water on it while it’s below freezing. Nobody should do that! It would be very irresponsible. They wouldn’t be able to use their car. Don’t!

A comment out of the blue reminded me of my "stalker situation" cover of Paris Hilton's "Nothing In This World" from the twenty-teens.

Under "report account" you can select "violence" and "human trafficking." Just fyi while you're over there blocking.

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

So many better companies to get your stickers from.

Alt text, because one would think folks would want news about a general strike to go as far as it can.

"BahFed Corp is a Portland, Oregon-based, veteran- and minority-owned small business that provides IT products, office supplies, and support solutions, primarily to U.S. government agencies."

Wondering when my daughter's baby hair is going to fall out and her adult hair will come in. It's creepy to think that we are born with all the hair we're going to have.

New England The Modern Lovers New Kids On The Block The Cars The Upper Crust

Needless to say, I am very tired.