more like babe twinkoln amirite

you wanna take a guess at the general demographic of people who would benefit from more medicaid money being spent on administrative costs

[breaking up a fight between two old people in the coffee aisle over the last $15 donut shop flavor] stop! our fellow citizens are not the enemy! trump did this to us when he bailed out argentina!

hey babe why dontcha come take a seat on my weiner. of course i'm being serious

it's kinda funny that conservatives love to complain about being discriminated against in hiring while letting grifters leapfrog over the normies in the hiring line. the loudmouthed maniacs are stealing jobs from hardworking, red-blooded americans!

trump's policy choices would be more decipherable if we knew which people post under his truth social account

dear god. come and take me

i do not know who cass sunstein is and this opinion suggests i do not need to waste my time finding out

calling up the hotel to see if they have a refund policy in case of rapture

it's crazy how much bitterness magas hold on to for YEARS. nothing gives them more satisfaction than burrowing into a liberal sentiment, meant to hold powerful men to account, and warping it to push an insane agenda meant to hurt people.

i think we can safely say that this isn't a memorial, but a campaign rally inspired by charlie kirk

can someone check whether "sacrifice a conservative influencer in order to consolidate power" is in project 2025's fine print because maga world has linked kirk's sudden and random death to their broader agenda without a hint of hesitation

i can't be the only person who finds it deeply bizarre that kirk's parents have been completely distant from his death. no public statements or appearances. clearly they're very private but most parents would put that aside to say something about their murdered son. yet, nothing.

what if robinson shot a body double of charlie kirk and the real charlie kirk is watching his own funeral from his secret lair and being like "goddamn do i really look like that"

adults: this art disgusts me and therefore it's bad also adults: i don't care if you think spinach is "icky" billy it's good for you so eat it

it does seem funny that republicans haven't had a clear popular vote win since 2004 and trump is also speedrunning the popularity bloodletting of W's 2nd term

if we lived in a functional country, this little mishap would immediately trigger a congressional request for all of trump's DMs. god knows how many crimes he's already asked for.

feel like it's all been buried under bad-faith deflection now but most of the "cancellations" during peak woke were far-right provocatuers, sexual abusers, or some combination thereof. y'know, shitty people? we weren't just holding a weird grudge toward matt lauer for being handsome.

it's hard to martyr someone you can never quote

kirk's death is providing a real-time glimpse into the psychological reflexes that transformed jesus from a street preacher into the mythical figure that kirk pretended to care deeply about

the disney execs got so scared that their republican friends wouldn't invite them to any more dinner parties that they forgot that all their brand ambassadors are libs who watch jimmy kimmel

i know we've all grown numb to this, but it's so so crazy that the president of the world's most powerful country is throwing temper tantums online that would be embarrassing in a 9-year-old and most americans just have no idea it's even happening.

it's so wild to see silent hill whiplash from the low of ascension to the apparent high of 2R and F but i'm glad for it

I know it's frustrating when lawyers point out when something the administration is doing is not legal. But responding with "the law doesn't matter anymore" is really unhelpful and defeatist. Clarifying the law is important because it reminds us not to comply in advance and to resist and take action

inflation taking a bite out of your wallet? have you tried trading one coke habit for another?

getting the sense that kirk's death has activated the narcissism particles in many of our (predominantly white) pundits and writers, who feel a subconscious need to reassert that their own voice and influence endures

you gotta admit if there's ever been a guy who's thought about the space between war and crime, it's john yoo

the reason conservatives complain so much about spoiled children is because that's what they see in themselves

it's really great when someone is hot and has good morals

yeah that did seem very weird. if it's just a man, they would say so. in our current context, that wording suggests the person who wrote up the report was an anti-trans conservative trying to get in a dig at the roommate. which does raise questions about impartiality.

*behind gritted teeth* critical support for thomas massie

someone check the IP address on elon's tweets to see if they're coming from brazil

ok so he is writing some of his own tweets still

linguistically interested in people saying "the messages are fake". we don't have other text messages from robinson so we don't know how he usually writes, but it's easy to imagine a kid from a staunchly mormon family has learned to text "properly". not every 22 year old talks in shorthand!

light isn't real if you close your eyes!

generally we only hear about them when they're the shooter's victims so this is a novelty

the perspective shift is common enough, but the vast majority of those people don't commit murder. robinson was a perfect storm: he might have been retreating from his family's conservatism while still suffering from white conservative men's presumption of invulnerability.

what's weird about robinson's story is that it's starting to seem less explicitly political and more... romantic. like this kid was dating a trans woman and, in a twisted way, decided that getting rid of a purveyor of anti-LGBTQ hate was the best way he could keep her "safe".

i've made the assumption that robinson was a groyper and while his politics are still unclear, the new state charges merit an update. it looks like we've got a young gay/bi kid from a staunchly conservative family, in a relationship with a man, who was angry at kirk for spreading gay hate.

pringles could eliminate 90% of its complaints by adopting the lip balm tube model

[conservative influencer biting into car bumper] hey tell the driver to pull over this tastes like shit

why would it be a direct attack on charlie kirk if charlie kirk wasn't a fascist 🤔

IMAGINE THIS COOP THEY CALL THEM "VIRTUAL TUBERS" SOME KIND OF ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT I SUPPOSE. NOT SURE WHAT A TUBE HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT BUT THE KIDS LOVE IT. I SPOTTED ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE A LIVING CARTOON IN MOTION. RIGHT OUT OF ROGER RABBIT. WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT

can't tell what these babies need more, a pacifier or an editor

i can understand people feeling more concerned simply because RWers are so rabid rn due to realizing that their favs are not invulnerable (and by extension, neither are they). they're so steeped in their victim complex that they might lash out impulsively. but there's hard limits on that.

on that point i'm kinda surprised nobody has leaked all this kid's socials yet. politically active leftists love to tell everyone exactly what kind of socialist they are. so the silence on that front is telling.

it was always going to end up here because anything maga wants to do begins as a complaint about the left. we need to be loud and proud about the importance of free speech and how much the right hates it.

a true saiyan always tinkles outside the binkle

the washington post apparently think it's gross misconduct to state objective fact now. concerning.