Me when I watch the Portland Fire

This is like the last day of school. I’m signing everybody’s yearbook “stay cool 😎”

Yang Hansen is going to be able to train with the Shaolin Monks for like 5 months.

I hope Shaedon bounces back. Big fan of his but this series was terrible.

Didn’t Burke used to be pretty universally liked? Or am I crazy

Not saying new ownership bullshit soured the end of the season but.....

Avdija misses so many free throws for a guy whose game is all about free throws

It’s pretty funny that Chauncey Billups coaching career started by one of his hand picked assistants getting indicted for healthcare fraud and ended by Billups himself getting arrested by the FBI. Just an insane arc.

If Caleb Love could play we’d be up 3-1

It was a good season for Portland all things considered! Unfortunately it’s never fun to get bounced in the playoffs.

Donovan Clingan gonna be watching Luke Cornet tape all summer

More like Shaedon Dull

Did Klay even like spaghetti and catfish or was that a lie too 😭

The first round of the nba playoffs is still going??

Ended up being an exhausting couple weeks (in a good way, just lots of great things to do). I’m tired but I’m so happy I had @basketghoul.bsky.social by my side. When I was a kid I used to hope so bad I’d have a girlfriend that liked basketball someday haha.

Having your favorite team be in the playoffs is so goddamn exhausting.

Soon I will be able to focus all my energy on my new hobby: starting an ice cream truck.

Shaedon Sharpe just isn’t right, both in body and mind.

To top it all off, my glasses just randomly broke in half

BREAKING: Tom Dundon is replacing all Uncrustables at the practice facility with just crust.

Some people are asking way too much of the crowd. Crowd has been great.

Kill him, yang hansen

I don’t get why Sidy’s gotten no minutes til now

They keep forgetting wemby is tall which I thought was impossible.

Mt Hood for good luck

I’m sitting behind a lady that’s been swiping through a variety of settings screens on her phone the entire game. Didn’t even know there were so many settings.

His knee came up off the ground. Knees are usually not on the ground??

Do they eat an entire thanksgiving dinner at halftime

Have they tried running in circles around Wemby to make him dizzy?

Jrue Holiday absolutely bodying Wemby.

Maybe this Cronin fella knows what he’s doing

I wouldn’t mind a couple Sidy Cissoko minutes

You guys, Zach Collins was right about Klay Thompson all along.

Mt Hood for good luck

It’s funny that lowballing Splitter accidentally created a demand in the market for Tiago splitter.

Listening to Megan thee stallion on the way to the drone metal show

Kiss of Death, by Bohimul Kubista, 1912

I’m listening to Megan Thee Stallion for the first time out of respect and I feel as shocked as Ben Shapiro right now except in a positive way.

Smh. Deleting my Klay Thompson profile banner.

I saw a couple yesterday. One person had a blank t-shirt that they used a marker on to say Dundon Playoff T Shirt and the other was wearing a hat that said WNBGay. Power couple.

After the game one guy mooned a car and on the other side of the street 3 guys were play fighting. Weird vibe.

Tom Dundon doesn’t care about the autistic community

Damn it feels good to feel this much again. Some of you need to realize that too.

I’m pretty sure absolutely no one waived a towel and o respect that

Sry just saw it live

all of us should throw the towels at the officials with 2 minutes left in the game

I noticed sharpe is wearing a calf brace while on the bench. Is that new?

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