A note I found yesterday while walking in Portland.

Public shaming works

Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son

Probably shouldn't have scheduled band practice to start in the middle of this game.

Honestly, it's just cool that we made the playoffs.

You guys, Zach Collins was right about Klay Thompson all along.

Indeed The conspiracy even includes a single tweet from 2023 by an account with a pfp of Pepe the Frog in a tuxedo, holding up a champagne glass. We're off to the races

Fox's Aishah Hasnie’s call oddly gets cut right as she says Karoline Leavitt's husband leaned over right as the dinner was starting and told her: "You need to be very safe…”

Would a room full of MAGA red hats have acted any differently

And the dystopia that the separation of press and state is at least as important as the separation of church and state, and here was the press servile before an exceptionally criminal brutish representation of state.

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

What the fuck are we doing here

I’m an art school dropout, but one thing I learned there was how to critique and give feedback. You’re under no obligation to respond when people share their art with you, but if you chose to, be specific. What landed with you, if anything? It will make the other person feel seen.

Geezus she was right.

Ed Davis is one of my all-time favorite Trail Blazers, and Rob Williams is like Ed Davis if he was actually good.

No trap game. No trap game. No trap game. No trap game. No trap game.

Blazers fans will be asked to return the towels to their seats before exiting the Moda Center so that fans attending Game 4 will be able to use them.

Please wear these on your heads like a do-rag.

My stepmother has never talked hoops with me, but just texted to say she thinks the Spurs are probably gonna win, with or without Wemby. So sorry to be the bearer of bad news, guys!

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

I really don’t like some of their players, but the city of Minneapolis deserves good things.

I rarely credit ESPN for anything, but this image is masterful.

Hear me out

From starting my career as therapist during the early months of COVID, followed quickly by forest fire evacuations, then genocide, then another round of Trump and the full-blown fascism, I think I did a solid job of not hitting extreme burnout until this point. It was a good run.

Video still on IG 👀

Had work and then band practice in quick succession, though I did get to watch the last minute of the game. Had to come back hours later to like all of your Dundon jokes.

somebody get the spurs to sign tom dundon

Just picked up a copy of Blazers' travel itinerary back to Portland. Should be there in plenty of time for Friday night's Game 3.

REPORT: Tom Dundon doesn’t think the Blazers should have more than 5 players on the roster, citing: “only five guys can be on the court at a time and I’m not paying anyone to sit around.”

I kinda wish I could occasionally just bail 3/4 of the way through my work day when I have literally nothing left to give to my clients. Like it almost feels more ethical to just be like "I'm sorry, we ran out of thoughtful responses", but obviously that's not how things work.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em

Tom Dundon paid $4.25 billion for the Portland Trail Blazers and couldn't spring to send the team photographer on the road.

In uplifting news, I learned today that if you include "-ai" (no quotes) at the end of your Google search it doesn't display the slop at the top of the results

Players don’t want to live in OKC but all you ever hear from guys once they get there is how well they’re treated and how professional the org is. When you’re a non-glamour market like that (or Portland) you have to win on that stuff to even have a chance at keeping players.

My only beef with Jokic is that he clearly tried to re-injure Kanter during our series with them in 2019.

I'm shocked to hear that the most toxic members of Blazers Twitter were not able to maintain their evil union.

Let us just remember that all billionaires are terrible, though some are objectively worse than others in the same way that some viruses are worse than others.

Wemby needs a restraining order against these announcers. Stalking behavior.

Psyops.

This is gonna be gnarly.

Apologies to anyone who follows me and who uses words like “sports-ing” or “sportsball”. My sports team is going to be in the playoffs for the next 10 days, give or take. I shall be making many references you do not understand.

What my teenage daughter see when she goes to her dad's punk shows.

Will be my first time playing Portland in 15 years.

I feel like this entire thing is a set up to move the Blazers. We either suck it up and he makes money off of us as is, or we hold out, don't go to games, don't buy merch, and then he says he's "forced" to move the team. The only real solution here is to try to manifest his demise somehow.

I’m sorry, but leaving Bruce Ely in Portland for the team’s return to the playoffs for the first time in 5 seasons to save maybe $2000 is fucking bullshit and Dundon should just put the team back on the market if this is how he plans on running it.

Oh, hello there!

Currently very mad at Tina Kotek for her executive order demanding schools not cut days to balance budgets. Where's the money, Governor? Educators are going to lose their jobs and class sizes are going to balloon. Nobody wants furlough days, but there's no money for public schools AGAIN.