Looks like Jokic has some competition

Flight Attendant Quietly Informs First Class Passengers Where Real Emergency Exits Are https://theonion.com/flight-attendant-quietly-informs-first-class-passengers-1819576296/

Clippers loss to San Antonio last night bucked a 108-0 previous record of the Clippers winning when up 20 at the half. Via Adam Auslund: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0epF...

We are now comparing the The Blazers unfavorably to the kings...

Scoot Henderson has reached "at least we didn't draft that guy"

The Blazers put up 20 more threes than the Rockets but couldn't get over 100 points

Four thoughts: We have a problem in Houston 106/99 0/4

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/

I want to be on record as saying that this is a bad idea

Had a little get together for @brandonmullen.bsky.social tonight! Great times, and great people! 🏀 #ripcity #portland

I swear to God if this ends up being a crypto coin or something I will find out who planned it and murder them

Screaming

In shambles because my Quote 🐐 remains in his prime and he continues to do so under the banner of my most hated ops 😩😩😩😩

Yes

Quest 42 is here! This week the party members play a game of anime shiritori, discuss good things from hated anime, and for a little break from the usual, the main quest: Anime Tourism (not the travel kind) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XDu...

I lowkey loudkey think the offensive flopping issue is worse for fans than the tanking issue

Fun fact: 19 of the NBA's 30 teams now have winning records. For that you can tank the nine teams at the bottom hoarding all the Ls.

For every 1,000 likes I'll make Kenrich Williams' t-shirt bigger

We need to have an uncomfortable discussion about scoot this summer

Sidy in strong consideration for MVB (most valuable Blazer) for bringing back the backwards dunk.

Four Thoughts: Blazers best the bears 122-114 0/4

someone set up a pirate bay but for news articles from WaPo & NYT it’s ethical at this point

Doc now has more fireable losses this season than Adrian Griffin had total losses when he got canned. There used to be expectations and a standard. Not anymore

Intergalactic levels of mid

No fucking way

can you imagine how much a game worn Grouch jersey would go for? smh

Zach Edey underwent season-ending ankle surgery.

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/

@adisubra.bsky.social when does tub takes Go live?

The Blazers got swept in the Western Conference Finals in May of 2019, after leading in all 4 games, and then basically the world proceeded to fall apart. Coincidence?

The only way to stop tanking is to make the number of wins tied to the prices teams can charge for tickets. If you win 20 games, 20 dollars is the most expensive ticket you can have the following year

The Portland Trail Blazers are waiving Javonte Cooke, league sources told @hoopshypeofficial.bsky.social. Cooke appeared in 19 games for Portland. He’s been a G League standout, averaging 22.7 points, 5.6 rebounds, 3.1 assists and 1.9 steals for with the Rip City Remix, Portland’s G League affiliate

The bill has cleared ways and means, paving the way for a vote on the floor in the coming days.

You gotta love Joe Mazzulla: "Hey Hugo, you get to start tonight! Oh, and you're guarding Giannis. Good luck rook!"

Owned em!

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

Four Thoughts: Blazers lay an egg in Atlanta 135-101 0/4

The Custom Oregon Plate CRYING was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #CRYING

brutal

If you want to grab an L against these Pacers, you're gonna have to earn it.

The New York Knicks have taken the belt from the San Antonio Spurs.

WE DODGED THE SHIT LIST

Four Thoughts: Hot Hornets sting Blazers 109-93 0/4