To recap: *Boston offered a top star and 2 1st round picks to Milwaukee. *Miami offered a tub of role players and picks. *Milwaukee took Miami’s offer. *Boston now has a hella awkward situation on hand.

Fucking finally

How many picks would be too many?

Memphis stays winning

seeing a lot of dad’s marked down 50% at the store this morning

This might be the most beautiful explanation of masculinity ever created

@highkin.bsky.social if you could refer to Alex Sarama "coach of portland fire Alex Samara" instead of Portland Fire head coach Alex Samara" it would save me a lot of momentary heart attacks. Please and thank you

Wins against the NBA champion in the playoffs Everyone but CJ McCollum 1 CJ McCollum 2

I'm happy to announce that CapSheets has been redesigned with a much cleaner and more accessible look. The site will be updated to reflect free agency signings and trades as soon as they happen.

The public’s collective reaction to Shai gilgeous Alexander’s style of play:

We are at the reflecting pool but guys this doesn't look right

Dog Not Sure How To Interpret Crazy Dream Where It Saw Squirrel, Barked At Squirrel https://theonion.com/dog-not-sure-how-to-interpret-crazy-dream-where-it-saw-1842455764/

And no, I don’t know why there are no photos of Melo in a Knicks jersey at the Red Hook pool.

Meanwhile in Washington DC.

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It’s a great sunset tonight Portland

Whatever you do DO NOT PLANT BAMBOO NEAR DATA CENTERS. Don't even think about it. Seriously. I mean it. Do not do it.

Starting a Satanic Panic about "6-7" because the kids are clearly just rounding up .666

This is where my fandom is rn. The sad thing is, it doesn't have to be this way. We can have two great NBA teams that love this city, its fans, and want to build something real and unique here. Is that really so much to ask? @portlandfire.bsky.social @trailblazers.bsky.social

Mad respect for this man. He stepped in and did a fantastic job. Players liked him. Fans liked him. Respected around the league. Class act all the way. #RipCity #TiagoSplitter

Shaedon looks so different I almost didn’t recognize him

i think the Blazers should trade for Draymond, and then hire him to be a player/coach on the cheap. is this a good idea? no.. but it is an idea. it would be doing something.

Babies in sports stadiums with headphones is my very favorite thing

Tiago Splitter asked about what led to his departure from the Blazers. “I really want to leave that behind.” #RipCity

David Chase Confirms Tony Soprano Died At End Of Every Episode theonion.com/david-chase-...

This is Beau. He's got a date tonight. Put on his best and only bowtie. Needs you to straighten it for him, if you don't mind. 12/10 (IG: usandourgoldens)

He's a heroic samurai. He's a galactic superhero. He's both at the same time! He's also an Autobot, an Imaginary Friend, and a Jamaican bureaucrat from THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!! #VoiceoverWednesday salutes the great Phil LaMarr, a man of impeccable range and talent.

I bet the Knicks Championship win is enough for him. He can die a happy man lol #NBA

Morning.

today would be a great day to hire a coach @blazers

Felt pretty good about this. tinyurl.com/4npf9fjh

Well fuck

The first Scottish Enlightenment forged the foundations of modern science, economics, and philosophy. The second — fueled by an early lead in Group C and turbocharged by American excess — will either end with a new golden age or the complete destruction of the species. @edsbs.bsky.social

2 of the last 3 Finals MVPs have been JBs! We're growing more powerful by the day

My wife’s main dance mom antagonist at the kids’ dance studio is moving to the east coast, and the school is having a send off for the family tonight where I’m presuming @maiaknp.bsky.social will be dressed thusly

Blazers Legend

On that note...

Leg day when my garage is hotter than the sun

I take that as an honor

Hopefully the next Blazers head coach is wildly successful. If that happens, it doesn’t mean the handling of the Tiago situation wasn’t a shitshow.

@milesofficial.bsky.social @mothersbasement.bsky.social @arkada.bsky.social What are you going to do about devilman?

Still my favorite fake trade