Tyler Parker
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ringer // wrote a novel, link’s around here somewhere
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Wrote a novel called A LITTLE BLOOD AND DANCING. Too hard to type a short, sweet this-is-what-it's-about kind of thing. It's set in Oklahoma. There are hot tub bars, tricked out Rancheros, and a man named Table.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706006...
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He is number
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a few small beers
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Watched One Battle After Another for the second time and feel strongly Benicio Del Toro can do anything.
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Cullen
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what the fuck are we doing here
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Didn’t know him but Kaleb Horton was appointment reading. He cared about the words. His sentences crackled. This is very sad.
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makes sense
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but I don’t want that
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Wrecked
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Karina Villa protecting her constituents by literally running ICE off the streets in West Chicago and yelling to residents to stay inside their homes.
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If you squint, at the 7 second mark he makes the Forrest Gump “I’m dizzy” face.
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Told the Uber driver I wrote about the NBA and he talked about Connie Hawkins’s hands for 20 minutes.
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Michael Jordan
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Kawhi
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Updating my Top 5 most consequential NBA figures of the last ten years list. 1. LeBron 2. Steph 3. Uncle Dennis 4. Red Panda 5. Simone Fontecchio
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Josh Allen
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Feeling very
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John Mateer
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John Mateer
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
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John Mateer is one of those QBs I’ll accept no notes on. Sidearm a fade. Dive headfirst into two defensive linemen. Look at him looking a gift horse in the mouth and walking under ladders. God loves him and that’s why he’s immune to fire and fall damage.
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Watching my favorite team
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Using this as an excuse to post CeeDee wearing Beatty’s coat from McCabe & Mrs. Miller.
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Using this as an excuse to post CeeDee wearing Beatty’s coat from McCabe & Mrs. Miller.
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Man this guy is STUPID stupid
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If BK wants to turn things around he needs to start talking like John from S-Town again.
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It’s college football thursday
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Got to write about Fred Melamed in A SERIOUS MAN and Regina King in IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK.
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The Biggest Omissions From Our List of the Best Movie Performances of the 21st Century
Now that we’ve declared the millennium’s best-acted film roles, the Ringer staff stumps for their favorite parts that slipped through the cracks
https://www.theringer.com/2025/08/25/movies/best-movie-performances-21st-century-snubs-omissions-amy-adams-demi-moore
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Got to write about Fred Melamed in A SERIOUS MAN and Regina King in IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK.
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The Biggest Omissions From Our List of the Best Movie Performances of the 21st Century
Now that we’ve declared the millennium’s best-acted film roles, the Ringer staff stumps for their favorite parts that slipped through the cracks
https://www.theringer.com/2025/08/25/movies/best-movie-performances-21st-century-snubs-omissions-amy-adams-demi-moore
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Cullen
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pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH
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Rodger Sherman
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If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that all these guys truly respect and care about women’s sports and female athletes, and totally aren’t just using them as a prop to stir up anger at trans people
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When a single person anywhere in the world can sing, what does Beyoncé still represent?
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Why would I watch the hundred meter dash? I can run.
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horses, horses, horses, horses
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horses, horses, horses, horses
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Wrote about UNTUCKit’s Belgrade location and Horse Man’s win at Duzijanac.
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Let Nikola Jokic Enjoy His Side Quest
A horse won. A man cried. Then we all kind of ruined it.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/07/30/nba/nikola-jokic-horse-racing-serbia-denver-nuggets
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Wrote about UNTUCKit’s Belgrade location and Horse Man’s win at Duzijanac.
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Let Nikola Jokic Enjoy His Side Quest
A horse won. A man cried. Then we all kind of ruined it.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/07/30/nba/nikola-jokic-horse-racing-serbia-denver-nuggets
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Jeff Lamp
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Yes but did they do Zyn and smoke Camel Wide blues and contemplate cacti?
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“Our hearts are aligned as one.”
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Catching up on the latest NBA news
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Really strong
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Mark Bartelstein
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Found LeBron’s burner
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Dinner at Jasper Lamar Crabb Shack
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When you get your own place you can do what you want but in this house we respect Jerry Fears.
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Big day in the association. The NBA draft. Had to get the fellas together for a little watch party. Love seeing kids achieve a dream. On fire for the game and its future. Looking forward to a night of fits, fellowship, and fun.
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Big day in the association. The NBA draft. Had to get the fellas together for a little watch party. Love seeing kids achieve a dream. On fire for the game and its future. Looking forward to a night of fits, fellowship, and fun.
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From yesterday, opened up the Tank Diaries one last time to write about the champs. This one’s for Poku.
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Tank Diaries: The Epilogue
Shout-out Poku. Glory to Lu Dort. The NBA is a magical place where being good at being bad can launch you to the mountaintop.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/06/23/nba/oklahoma-city-thunder-nba-champions-2025-tank-diaries-epilogue
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