Jalen Brunson

Which player will have the biggest impact that isn’t Wemby or Brunson?

Which player will have the biggest impact that isn’t Wemby or Brunson?

You people. You claim to be on the internet and yet you haven’t once edited Wemby highlights into a Disclosure Day trailer. The views are there to be had but you do nothing. It’s laziness. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Also heads up, @lillywachowski.bsky.social thinks you'll like it.

60s Wilt on 82-0.com is Oddjob in Goldeneye

Legit envious of people who still have yet to meet Sylvia Table, and who thus have their whole lives still ahead of them.

A LITTLE BLOOD AND DANCING is coming out in paperback. June 23, 2026. Read the novel people have called "so very strange" with characters who are "interesting but unsympathetic." From Goodreads user Reilly Zimbric: "Oooooo I’m so cool and smart, I don’t use quotation marks. DNF. Stfu." Buy it today.

An extremely fun and unique novel!

A LITTLE BLOOD AND DANCING is coming out in paperback. June 23, 2026. Read the novel people have called "so very strange" with characters who are "interesting but unsympathetic." From Goodreads user Reilly Zimbric: "Oooooo I’m so cool and smart, I don’t use quotation marks. DNF. Stfu." Buy it today.

Would love to be wrong but without Dub and Ajay I just don’t think the Thunder have the horses.

Wrote about Giannis.

Getting together to watch his old teammates in the big game tonight

I will always love you

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

Wrote about Giannis.

Have been a massive fan of Tim Heidecker for years. One of my all-time favorites. Was a thrill to talk to him about Alex Jones, The Onion, and goblin love.

Congratulations to Coach of the Year Joe Mazzulla

Wemby

I say this an OKC fan. The Thunder down two starters/their second and third best ball handlers really have no business pushing this series to 7 games, much less winning it. The Spurs won 62 and employ the best player in the world. What a win, what a series.

Talking to Jared McCain

Telling my friends about Jared McCain

Congratulations to Coach of the Year Joe Mazzulla

Would love to be wrong but without Dub and Ajay I just don’t think the Thunder have the horses.

Hey @darylmorey appreciate you dog

Telling my friends about Jared McCain

Talking to Jared McCain

“Well it goes back to that Google question...” Cool, Reg. For sure.

Would love to be wrong but without Dub I just don’t think the Thunder have the horses.

When I’m watching a basketball game, I want them to use the weirdest camera angles possible. Anything is cool with me, so long as it makes it harder to figure out what’s going on. I watch to be confused.

Sidetalk’s gonna register on the Richter scale

Breen with elite brakes on the Merrill almost BANG. Incredible deceleration from one of the greats.

Stressed as shit how bout you

When I’m watching a basketball game, I want them to use the weirdest camera angles possible. Anything is cool with me, so long as it makes it harder to figure out what’s going on. I watch to be confused.

“That was pure athleticism. He went right over the top of Williams.” I don’t know, Reg. I think the fact that Wemby’s 7’6” and Williams is 6’9” may have had something to do with it.

You can make an argument the Thunder actually won the Paul George trade.

You can make an argument the Thunder actually won the Paul George trade.

Watching Ajay Mitchell highlights with my family and friends

Watching Ajay Mitchell highlights with my family and friends

Watching Ajay Mitchell

The monks won’t like that

Today is the NBA Lottery. I wrote about desperation.