Tyler Parker
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Wrote a novel called A LITTLE BLOOD AND DANCING. Too hard to type a short, sweet this-is-what-it's-about kind of thing. It's set in Oklahoma. There are hot tub bars, tricked out Rancheros, and a man named Table.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/706006...
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Telling my friends about the bears game
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Hostess just told him it’s an hour and a half wait for a party of 6.
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“Now I know we were here before them.”
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Portia
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Rest in power to Keith Porter who was murdered by an ICE agent in Los Angeles. It’s terrible that his name is just now being circulated, but now that it is, continue to say his name.
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Advocates want legal action after man shot and killed by off-duty ICE agent in Northridge
Advocates argue that the off-duty ICE agent wasn't trained for the situation and should have called police and waited for them to arrive.
https://abc7.com/post/keith-porter-death-advocates-want-legal-action-man-shot-killed-off-duty-ice-agent-northridge/18359155/
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From yesterday. For Traitors Week
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, I wrote about spurned sports fans. Love makes fools of us all.
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No One Crashes Out Like a Spurned Sports Fan
From jersey burnings to cupcake-gate, the free agency decisions of LeBron James and Kevin Durant elicited some truly wild reactions
https://www.theringer.com/2026/01/08/nba/the-decision-lebron-james-kevin-durant-traitors-week
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Wrote about spurned sports fans and the art of crashing out.
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No One Crashes Out Like a Spurned Sports Fan
From jersey burnings to cupcake-gate, the free agency decisions of LeBron James and Kevin Durant elicited some truly wild reactions
https://www.theringer.com/2026/01/08/nba/the-decision-lebron-james-kevin-durant-traitors-week
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life
www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
https://www.startribune.com/ice-agent-who-fatally-shot-woman-in-minneapolis-is-identified/601560214
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Wrote about spurned sports fans and the art of crashing out.
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No One Crashes Out Like a Spurned Sports Fan
From jersey burnings to cupcake-gate, the free agency decisions of LeBron James and Kevin Durant elicited some truly wild reactions
https://www.theringer.com/2026/01/08/nba/the-decision-lebron-james-kevin-durant-traitors-week
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Madeleine Vasaly
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Minneapolis.
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Mbsolheim
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10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good at the site of her murder
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Mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be kickers
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Sure Kiffin’s old team made it to the semis tonight but at least he got to hold hands with one of the most insufferable people on earth.
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Georgia defense re: Trinidad Chambliss
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Georgia defense re: Trinidad Chambliss
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Cignetti always looks like he’s been waiting for a table for an hour and they keep sitting parties who arrived after him.
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Curt Cignetti has athletic eyes.
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“Now I know we were here before them.”
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Cignetti always looks like he’s been waiting for a table for an hour and they keep sitting parties who arrived after him.
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Not sure it was the best thing I wrote this year but it was for sure the one with the most names.
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Ranking the 117 Best NBA Names of the Quarter Century
What’s in a name? Everything. Featuring Dwayne Bacon, Stromile Swift, and so many more, these are the NBA player handles that stand the test of time.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/10/06/nba/best-nba-player-names-ranked-21st-century
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Not sure it was the best thing I wrote this year but it was for sure the one with the most names.
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Ranking the 117 Best NBA Names of the Quarter Century
What’s in a name? Everything. Featuring Dwayne Bacon, Stromile Swift, and so many more, these are the NBA player handles that stand the test of time.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/10/06/nba/best-nba-player-names-ranked-21st-century
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HE CAN USE MY KNEE AND THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH
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lol
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Spurs are just better than OKC right now. Great for the league and great for the Thunder. Castle being this good changes everything for SAS. Long season. Will be fun.
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“Tracy Morgan is mystified”
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Peter McCallister, McGuaniac
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How do you do the thing where the speech bubble’s at the bottom of the picture?
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How do you do the thing where the speech bubble’s at the bottom of the picture?
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Here is the list of teams Steven Adams has been on since his sophomore season, as well as their league rank in offensive rebounds per game.
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Payakan
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“We’ve looked into rebuilding the original YMCA Training School gymnasium where Dr. Naismith invented the game. The Colosseum is in play. Our partners at Amazon have also thrown out the possibility of constructing an arena on the moon.”
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The Jokic brothers
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Featuring: The Jason Williams Prize for Humor in Assists, Most Magisterial Mountain, and The Golden Iverson for Best Accessory
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Your man was living on Tulsa time and that time was the 18th century
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Featuring: The Jason Williams Prize for Humor in Assists, Most Magisterial Mountain, and The Golden Iverson for Best Accessory
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Made up some awards. Live más.
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Fake NBA League Pass Awards at the Quarter Mark
Most lovable loser? Strangest dunker? Presenting 12 weird and delightful awards from a weirdly delightful season so far.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/12/08/nba/league-pass-fake-awards-nikola-jokic-jalen-johnson
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Made up some awards. Live más.
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Fake NBA League Pass Awards at the Quarter Mark
Most lovable loser? Strangest dunker? Presenting 12 weird and delightful awards from a weirdly delightful season so far.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/12/08/nba/league-pass-fake-awards-nikola-jokic-jalen-johnson
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Have you seen this man? Is he guarding you? If so, do NOT dribble. The ball is not safe and neither are you. Pass it IMMEDIATELY. The possession is in peril. Abort all on-ball activities until he goes to the bench.
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Casablanca Ca2ablanca Casablanca: Moroccan Nights Casa & Blanca Casablanca: Back to Rick’s Casablanca 6: Renault’s Secret Casablanca 7: Laszlo’s Revenge Blanca Casa 9 Casablanca X: Bad Times at The Blue Parrot
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Sam Lloyd
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hope that the screenwriting process consists of taking Fast and the Furious dialogue and ctrl-f replacing “family” with ”beautiful friendship”
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Casablanca Ca2ablanca Casablanca: Moroccan Nights Casa & Blanca Casablanca: Back to Rick’s Casablanca 6: Renault’s Secret Casablanca 7: Laszlo’s Revenge Blanca Casa 9 Casablanca X: Bad Times at The Blue Parrot
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“THIS POT IS MAKING YOU AGGRESSIVE.”
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Every once in a while, a famous person reveals, without meaning to, that they have absolutely no one in their life other than yes men and sycophants.
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Karl Bode
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the word layoffs doesn't even appear in this article It's just all analysts chirping away about synergies media coverage of itself and its endless consolidation doesn't think labor, consumers, or creatives are actually relevant to anything
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It’s Official: Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. in Deal Valued at $82.7 Billion
The streaming giant's proposal includes a $5.8 billion breakup fee and promises to maintain Warner Bros. current operations, "including theatrical releases." Theater owners are already speaking out.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/netflix-warner-bros-deal-hollywood-1236443081/
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