they didn’t call the caruso shove - for no reason - and then the retaliation is a double tech? put in bismack biyombo to break a jaw

it’s just nonstop from this fucking team. come on man.

give me a fucking break.

bad news @dannyheifetz.bsky.social

welcome to the resistance tommy tuberville

well, fwiw, those are moderate policies

belle and sebastian the pains of being pure at heart (saw the former two last night) phoenix of montreal thursday the weakerthans japandroids sufjan stevens jason anderson cloud nothings

i mean he's very clearly at a psychiatric institution

COLUMBO: Oh gosh, I’m sorry i just have one more thing, ah…you have to forgive me my wife says I’d lose my head if it weren’t…oh yeah, right. You said that you were at home on Friday, but how’d you catch the game? CHATGPT: Wow, that’s right. I completely got that one wrong—let me try again.

wHy DoN’t U LiKe OkC??

hey @massgovernor.bsky.social, do this

it really is so funny that the celtics had this "gap year" thing with tatum, flamed out spectacularly, and because of how good their meaningless regular season record was, they have the 27th pick (who will suck)

dundon is exactly the kind of rich guy that shouldn't own a premier sports franchise (most hockey teams don't count)

this is how i felt when i went to nahant beach late today and kids were jumping out of their friends cars *behind me* to reserve spaces ahead of me

thank god. adios bozo

going to belle and sebastian tonight so i’ll be missing the first while of the knicks/cavs game. good luck fam

absolutely grotesque, re: the blazers.

wemby and the spurs are awesome

lucky game for alex caruso when deaaron fox is out. hopefully this is good for san antonio.

WEMBY SHOT A THREE AS TALL AS HE IS

WHAT

goddamn it, this is gonna be a good series.

I’m 76 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and the Oklahoma City thunder is the my favorite basketball team

why did they take this piece down so quickly?

joe biden was a failure on so many levels

✅ another sterling 2/7 performance

(puts treats outside to lure james harden into retirement)

we have to deal with this dickhole “james harden” (37 years old, 2/10 in a game) for the conference finals in the NBA and that sucks

sir we’re gonna need to check your bag. this is just a cure cover show.

this is my official policy

an entire economy built around “it’s one banana, michael. what could it cost, $10?”

we’re nearing the downbeat end to a downbeat season (unless the knicks win)

ngannou deserved jon jones and that creep ran away from him

saturday night hot take: the yeah yeah yeahs “cheated hearts” have the worst lyrics to music ratio in the 2000s canon. if that song had any semblance of decent lyrics, they’d be selling out stadiums 20 years later

this is a common sense solution for new yorkers

watching some sports

oh no

I rewatched Heavenly Creatures recently, and every extra year of his life he spends milking bloody Hobbits feels like a great, individual, joyful, new film I’ve been robbed of.

he looks good!

asked for comment about another right-wing abuse of power, democratic senator dick durbin (40000 years old - IL) simply mumbled the word "jurisprudence" and went along with the scheduled events of the day

EYD is on for the next 90 minutes at uncertain.fm! counting crows is on right now, and i will be cutting out of a famous song after 30 insipid seconds soon haha

an all-new (or should i say ALL-OLD) episode of ENJOY YOUR DAY in @uncertain.fm premieres at 2PM ET. today, we’ll be going back to the 1990s for the top 40 alt songs from one weird week in 1997. listen live at 2PM ET to hear me talking shit about silverchair and bush at uncertain.fm!

yknow in retrospect we probably should’ve known that the thompson twins were going to be a couple of andre robersons

let him live forever

cc: @cookieshoops.bsky.social

was actually working this afternoon and didn’t see BRANDON CLARKE died??? jesus christ man

i expect this will be closer when voters hear centrist democrats hear about how they want to work with “reasonable republicans”

i worked at a 3d printer company for years and i gotta say: this is one of the stupidest and most casually tossed off, but also wildly dangerous!, things i’ve ever read. i had a good relationship with kang for years because of our shared love of hoops, but my god, man.

trump voice: he's stopping the vapes, they say we need the flavored vapes, they agree, all the smartest doctors agree we need the vapes, everyone loves these vapes, we need the strawberry vapes, we need the blackberry juul pod, we need banana vapes, the doctors all agree

the NIN ripoff of LCD soundsystem is one of the best millennial songs