need to see that darnold pass like 20 times from the side angle

i hope everyone has watched enough football today to see these terrible android phone ads where apple is represented by the platonic ideal of a soft serve vanilla ice cream cone

it was so funny that they punted on 4th and 1 after this lol

somebody asked me if i wanted anything to drink later and somehow i remembered this verbatim out of the recesses of my brain

i would not pay $0 to hear the terrible announcer they had doing the knicks/sixers preseason game. good god it’s worse than AAA baseball

yeah (lowers sunglasses) you could call me a rebel. i like to express support for everything far-right wing people, like the ones currently leading the american government, want to do

“CBS had to bring in this scrappy contrarian for the right wing government to approve our merger” is definitely lying about at least two words

many people are saying "you know you're old when you start liking steely dan" but the truth is that you know you're old when you start liking christopher cross "sailing"

welcome to hell

(cracking chris berman voice) what’s the STORY morning glory

i know “vibes” and “scrappy” but the guardians are dismal. wish the royals got their act together this season

shame in being a piece of shit isn’t a religious virtue. its important for a society to exist

thinking about how if ratings for columbo were better for the last couple seasons we probably would’ve gotten an episode in the early 80s where willem dafoe was the killer

at long last, jonathan kuminga can get traded

why did somebody just RT this two year old post about convicted republican lobbyist jack abramoff? what did jack abramoff do now?

miguel andujar, miserable about a lack of playing time on the terrible athletics, was traded for somebody who is now the #23 prospect in the athletics minor league system

this was all only supposed to be a tv spectacle, and the media stepped on the rake again

this week in fantasy football chaos league, the randomly drawn rule was “if you have a player get hurt and leave the game, he rises from the dead to give you an extra 20 points.” the commissioner (who thought of the rule) had malik nabers ☠️

let’s gooooo

baseball is the best, man

bob calling the french 75 hotline

one battle after another is incredible, btw

i regret to inform you that i watched the first episode of UK channel 4's The Inheritance (basically a traitors ripoff but with elizabeth hurley) yesterday night, and it was terrible.

zach lowe just naming some guys at the end of his episode with chris ryan is awesome. chris douglas-roberts dogg

this is a really engrossing and sad story about a rich bar guy who may, or may not, have killed a young woman.

i’m lucky - my mom didn’t take tylenol when she was pregnant. she took advil because it’s less damaging to your liver when you’re drinking all the time.

this MF needs to wear a guardian cap at all times

genuinely crying at this one

the number of nick fuentes jokes on @cookieshoops.bsky.social this week was very strong work. high level perfect pod

guess which artist my brother wrote “he does backflips and fills up arenas even though he only has one song that is horrible” about in the fantasy football group chat

malcolm brogdon is on a non-guaranteed deal with the knicks, and with the NYK depth, he could ask out so he could sign with HOU and more playing time.

“we decided to eat complete shit in the court of public opinion, and as such, kimmel will be back on the air tomorrow.”

as i mentioned!

aw what the fuck, wednesday is my birthday

jimmy kimmel will be back next week and will apologize for making a joke in bad taste or something, or alternately, kid rock will be the new host of jimmy kimmel live

yeah. the wealthy should be taxed at 99% so he should need to do real work for 6 hours a day instead of this shit

got tickets for the “vistavision” One Battle After Another next week at the coolidge 😤😤😤

baxter with an excellent report. the clips are almost begging for his contract to get cut just for the morale boost. to me it’s telling that the most famous thing kawhi leonard has ever said was "board man gets paid.”

i did it! (remembered to cancel hulu)

i love the internet. here is whatever song this is

this new thomas mars phoenix side-project UFOs is fucking awesome

jesus christ this jens lekman album is wonderful

which is a good band tbh

boys chat is pretty weird these days

great move for the knicks.

i’ve done investigative work at a couple employers and the proof is always something as stupid and simple as “check the bank accounts and look for coincidences.” you (the reader) can very easily find the connection with dennis wong here: www.bizapedia.com/tx/dea-88-in... ballmer is guilty as fuck.

some good 9/11 tweeting about the corrupt republican lobbyist jack abramoff

i had to delete my last post because truthfully, i have a big head