Senator Dabo Swinney

a sudden and inexplicable death, you say?

i don’t really understand?

one of the best episodes, too

you just love to see it

“in what way” a guy says with a normal and not espionage-y voice

you fucks don’t know that the news in maine is usually like THIS

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if you think everyone in maine was brainwashed into supporting platner in the primary idk what to tell you. things in america are very fucked up and even though he's a piece of shit, he was the only candidate speaking to that in a left populist way. he never should've run with this in his past.

Platner just announced on the app formerly known as Twitter that he's suspending his campaign

excited about some baseball discourse tonight. if you wanna be shocked into a hot take, look up how many HRs vlad guerrero jr. has hit so far this year

honestly one of the funnier and most desperate bits so far in 2026

youre telling me this whole thing was fake and just meant to make gas prices reasonable ahead of the midterms?

i’m just a simple country lawyer but i wish he was going back to the milwaukee bucks

its just hockey for libs

who was competing with the wizards for this contract??

apparently the belgian fans in the crowd were singing drops of jupiter in her hair, ey ey ehrrr

damn, lot of you are gonna need to find a sport to be fake interested in right around 10:15ET

da goose is cooked

i don’t wanna blame @zachlowenba.bsky.social for saying “optionality” on his most recent shows but i think it’s very possible he came up with this on his own

(barack obama voice) let me be clear i am fucking pissed about graham platner being *that much* of a piece of shit. it’s embarrassing that he thought he could run

watching brad stevens during his press conference - they completely traded jaylen brown as a salary dump move lol

the vibes are wretched but you know whats not? polar poolside grape pops seltzer

reminder to everyone: you don’t need to watch this shit 🫡

bill paxton in True Lies is truly a performance

thank you barack obama for not regulating these horrid companies in any way 🫡

i love that the key thing among all that these fucking people is that they just refuse to listen to other people

tiger trap, tallulah gosh, go sailor

thanks john (my show Enjoy Your Day is on thursdays at 2pm ET and i hope you like it)

to me, it isn’t about brown being an awesome or transcendent player, but about the return being horrific

this is an awesome piece of local journalism from @samjmintz.bsky.social about the closure of Golden Temple in brookline - incredibly engrossing!

this is deranged. tatum wasn’t in the picture last season!

i had this crazy dream last night that the celtics traded jaylen brown for the husk of paul george and a smattering of bad picks. or was it just a nightmare

gary washburn (boston globe) on sirius xm nba radio that jaylen brown didn’t request a trade - this was a move by the celtics.

as somebody who hates how joe mazzulla coaches and how jayson tatum plays when he’s the #1 option, i will say this is darkly funny. like pitch black. derrick white should request a buyout and sign with the knicks just to really make it burn

they should’ve traded tatum if this was going to be the return for jaylen brown

i hope he doesn’t even know yet

unfortunately the minions worked for mussolini

this is like 80% as bad as the luka trade haha

unequivocal not-ball knower

my mom’s take is appropriate

i would’ve taken michael porter jr over playoff P

the celtics are officially in rebuilding mode

gahhhh i love the tobias harris to the spurs deal

Mitch is going to be in hell trying to drive a giant truck around Boston

mitch will fit in very well with the chud mentality of joe mazzulla. he'll be great for the 35 games he plays next season