Are there even Cardinals in Arizona tho? Are there even birds in Arizona tho? Too hot.

As someone who watches a lot of college football, I can attest that I’ve seen approx 1.2 billion auto related commercials in my lifetime.

I think one of the most invaluable things you can have in life, is a grandparent or elder, who came up with some real ass trying ass times, which they conveyed honestly to you. And who managed to carve out a good life, in spite of all of it. Future generations will also need that person.

Alright, I’ll say it. Fast fashion has created this paper thin veil of success, in the general societal sense.

Was having a conversation about how growing up, being an only child was viewed as the outlier. Many stigmas about being an “only child”. Moving forward it sure does seem like that perspective will be flipped.

A movie where an anthropomorphic TY Beanie & Labubu wake up from time capsule into a dystopian future and have to navigate their way back to the past, only to realize they have to help some kid. It’s a coming of age story where the toys represent the generational divide. Credit me.

Woah. WTF BRO? BLZRS isn’t even an organization, it’s just Blazers without the vowels. This is crazy bro.

Man, I’m so excited for basketball to be back. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘻𝘳𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

The rare Shell Logo Blazers Cardboard IPhone Case.

Luke is lucky this joint wasn’t tailing his ass or the Death Star would’ve lived.

Heard they’re making a movie called ‘One Battle After Another’. But I ain’t seen no royalties for my biopic.

Why were they getting converted to Spanish? Idk. No language preferences suggest that should happen. I imagine their ai saw my name and just figured ‘Spanish’.

I updated Instagram, only cause all the videos were getting transformed in Spanish with their Ai system, and update fixed it. Touché Instagram.

I haven’t listened to any Blazer content in about ~2 months. My mind is nearly pure going into next season. I am cleansed.

Oh 👀

It ain’t a rodeo till the ‘stang bucks, as they say. *no fckn clue if anybody has ever said that, but I just did.

front and center. Nice

Thing about Tylenol, is it’s like the lowest bar of healthcare. If they get you questioning Tylenol, the only thing left after that is Tums. And they basically got you under wraps big dog.

I bet Rapture to happen when it closed last night at -500 I lost everything

My goal is to post so many funny basketball memes this season here. Anything I can do to convince folks to leave the brain rot at bird app. I will meme to save minds

Was at the convenience store. Pub Beer was cheaper than any of the water bottles they had available. Wild stuff.

Cool, Jimmy Kimmel back on. But I really was gonna cancel Hulu/Disney anyway. Sometimes god puts you in the right place at the right time, grandma used to say.

Things would get so nasty out here amongst the rights.

What if there is a rapture tomorrow. But it’s only left handed people that get taken. Oh my god bro. It was them all along

I think, under 1 minute. They shouldn’t do an onside anymore. Under 1 minute, they have an arm wrestling match. Strongest guy on each team. Put those Jumbo Trons to work what are they doing.

There’s cardboard in the food and micro plastics in the water. But Tylenol probably suspect too, for sure for sure for sure.

Was Guns N Roses “November Rain” playing when I sent this? Yeah. Irrelevant tho

Getting old enough to really appreciate the many lives that people lead throughout their life. When we’re young, we mark these more, with birthday parties and graduations. Each era lending itself to new growth. But this never stops. Celebrate your accomplishments. You’re not who you were before.

“Had dental procedure, dentist prescribed Tylenol, am I going to d:e?” Google search *Reddit - my cousin did and he’s fine *Ai mode - recent studies show that you are going to d:e. *location - there are 17 dentists near you

Did he really single out Tylenol tho? That’s like singling out Sharpie for the great harm markers do.

I’m gonna keep it 100% real with y’all. Who is buying name brand meds, and not just buying the store brand with the same active ingredients?

What new craven hell policy will be unveiled.

Ah man, I got raptured in my Ron Burgundy shirt. I mean, I like Anchorman, but now that’s gotta be my entire personality for eternity now. F*********k

Bro got up, got dressed in his best, and ended up on tv. A lesson for us all. Stay ready. Bring it, every day.

Unaffiliated breaks down the extensive relationship between Dame, and the city of Portland 👇

Sharing this inspirational message, in case you need to hear it —

I’m down by 1 pt, and I have Derrick Henry vs Amon-Ra on Monday Night. That’s what it’s all about.

I apologize, George Holani. Seahawks legend.

Is he gonna start tho?

Sure has been

VHS DVD combo player is like “wtf is this tv bro, what year is it???”

Ay bro, we got the machine up and running. Watching previews like the olden days. 📼

I was definitely surprised that Illinois was ranked 9th? so like, this result kinda confirms that. I legit don’t think I’ve ever seen Illinois ranked higher than 20 before this.

Boise RB legacy since Doug Martin has been cool. Jay Ajayi Alexander Mattison Jeremy McNichols Ashton Jeanty And somehow Avery Williams, who played DB at Boise but turned into a RB with the Falcons 🤷‍♂️

Dylan Riley has 19 carries for 171 yards & 4 TDs + 2 catches for 84 yards & 1 TD Next Ashton Jeanty? I sure hope so.

I know I’m old as hell, cause I watched most of these halftime analysts play college ball once upon a time.

Nebraska with a crazy Hail Mary td before half. The Pat Mahomes 2.0 legend grows.

Saw an ad, about not harrassing college athletes for you losing a bet. Directed at sports gamblers. And it occurs to me, that we have so many problems in society to address, and we be making more problems for ourselves. It’s beyond solvable, it’s unnecessary.

Oregon State should lose this game. But maybe, just maybe. They make all of us a believer in something. Maybe. One game can change the world.