Raptors starting 5 is kinda sick. And it isn’t talked about enough.

Kel’el Ware kinda been on a tear lately

Kids these days think SGA is better than James Harden. But has a defense ever tried to guard SGA from behind? Have they ever said “we can’t guard this guy normal, let’s try guarding him from behind, let’s break the mold”.

Yang spelled backwards is Point God. We’re so back

I think we gotta allow ourselves the grace. To put our hate aside, and acknowledge how funny it is, how much that dude loves McDonalds. It’s like Popeye & Spinach levels of love. It’s cartoonish.

I gotta believe, cause dude if not, then what are we doing here

People are saying the Blazers took a tough loss, but personally I’ve moved on from the L*kers loss, November 3rd, 2025.

Look at Yang. Klay Thompson out here

Don’t let this loss distract you from the fact that Yang put up 21/9/3 tonight

Unfortunately, an evergreen skeet

B Williams with the dagger 🗡️

Live look at Dame’s reaction

Deni NOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂

Gotta come back to this take cause MY GOD on the nose hahahahaha

Bro gonna look like and play like Bill Walton. TBAGTWTC

Klay having one of those nights.

Klay is the missing 🧩

Cooper Flagg just sonned our entire team. Sadly we have to take the L now

It’s time to bring Klay Thompson home.

Toumani better start taking Brandon Williams seriously or he WILL cook us.

So many former Blazer legends in this one. Brandon Williams, Daniel Gafford, PJ Washington, Cooper Flagg. I consider trade talks and heavily tanking for someone, Legend qualifiers.

With Jrue Holiday listed as OUT for todays game, it OFFICIALLY marks the first time in NBA History that opposing teams will play zero point guards. Probably

Look what the NFL took from you

I’ve been zooming into this photo for 5 minutes now. The amount of diversity on display here is staggering, and true to life.

Some people are saying “affordability” is just a buzz word, but I’ve been woke.

Yang is in, it’s closing time 👇

The Knueppel is FREE!!! 32 pts!

We matched up pretty good for a minute, but it was a butt kickin

Was not fast enough. But congrats to @ripcitykeith.bsky.social who definitely makes a cameo in the fan footage for this hype video

Your call, Joe.

We all know what needs to happen if the BLZRS are ever gonna take the next step

I simply think the Blazers are giving up too many pts.

Read this as “Blurry” us tonight, and yes.

The thing about Houston, is Houston was born in the dog in them. We merely adopted the dog.

It was almost two years ago that the “Blazers are trying to be the next Houston Rockets” headline dropped. People said they were both crazy.

Amen Thompson too nasty

You can tell Houston players are annoyed with Portland. Very soon, they’ll fight.

Amen Thompson meeting Shaedon Sharpe at the rim for a block is S-tier basketball

Kris Murray just took Tari Eason off the bounce. Iowa Kris has arrived.

I can only assume that by adults knowing that 6 7 exists, it is actually ending 6 7.

If the tv isn’t trying to blind you is it even the In-Season-Tournament?

These people think there’s strength in their absence of shame. They think it gives them access to some sort of truth that’s inaccessible if you respect people.

Excited to see the Blazers meet another real test tonight. Could potentially matchup well with Houston. Could also see Houston kick our butt. Could be a fight, literally. Exciting.

Name a 90s comfort film

The thing about looking through old posts, is you realize how cringe you were. And then you realize how cringe you are still. And then you realize that you’ve always been cringe. You were born cringe, you will leave this world cringe. And everything in between is just cringe.