if i'm tom dundon, my first order of business once i get the keys is getting rid of the red statement edition jerseys

jerami grant goes buck wild in milwaukee and rip city gets win no. 8

deni avdija puts quinten post on a ride through trail blazers history

caleb love says night night to the warriors for win no. 7!

we’re not talking enough about deni avdija kicking shaedon sharpe off the postgame interview with brooke. in a world with any kind of justice this would be a scandal.

rip city sends willie green off with win no. 6 ✌️

trail blazers pdx carpet jersey reveal ✨

tyler herro looks like a guy who'd try to bum a cigarette off you in a community college parking lot

doing the toumani camara box in 1998, when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

despite all odds, blazers escape with win no. 5 and hand okc their first loss of the season 🙏

kris murray wins the jeopardy daily double

blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4

a win is a win! that's victory no. 3 for ripcity 😅

win no. 2 of the master splitter era

follow any "how did the blazers get here?" speculation about chauncey to its natural conclusion and it always leads to neil olshey and bert kolde being totally incompetent assholes

kristopher james murray leads the @trailblazers.bsky.social to win no. 1, it's time to celebrate

i guess this took on a bit of a different meaning

neil olshey’s proprietary investigation into chauncey billups not revealing he has ties to the mafia

mission accomplished, chauncey 🫡

kris murray 50% on 3-pointers this season

i know one guy who always shows up to his tree-planting job

Heat fans are online talking about “I didn’t want her anyways” about a girl they never dated getting back together with her ex… Holy shit, go outside.

He saw us on press row taking pictures and decided to lean into it

117-211 (.357) in 4 seasons in portland hell yeah

everyone thinks jrue will be a valuable mentor for scoot, but have we thought about how much mentorship jrue can provide to chauncey???

It’s Draft Day in the NBA, so time for me to once against post the chart that Eric Nehm likes to call “The Dream Killer”

‘stevens fleeces again by swindling portland of anthony simmons. he will thrive off-ball in boston behind brown and white next season!!’ - pretty much every celtics fan take rn

raise another banner, miami 🔥

we need to turn the temperature down on all the hot takes about the portland fire

hey dan the other day you said blazers fans only show up in your mentions when you say something bad about our team so i just want to say thank you for this

i used to do drugs. i still do, but i used to, too.

toumani camara is the codebreaker ⛓️‍💥

toumani camara is unreal

just let me be happy for 5 minutes that bert kolde is going the fuck away before you “well, actually!” me with your takes about how a new owner could be good or bad lol

bumping this for no reason.

westbrook: i think a lot, as much as people don’t think i do. i understand the game, so i think a lot. scoot henderson approves 👍🧠

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evergreen heat offseason headline

in honor of the 22nd anniversary of rasheed wallace's "both teams played hard" press conference

Apparently it's the 22nd anniversary of Sheed's "Both terms played hard"

kris murray teaches us a geography lesson 🏔️🌎