let this be the last time we ever see the red statement edition jerseys on the court 🙏

we're getting the shit kicked out of us again cause tiago had to be stubborn about starting donovan clingan against wemby. for what???

ok whew. luke kornet is, in fact, still luke kornet 😅

back in business after bluesky was being a giant bunghole earlier with video uploads! scoot henderson has the best game of his entire life and the portland trail blazers win game 2 in san antonio

have i shared this before

bluesky is being stupid rn so i can't upload the victory clip so you'll have to settle for this after the win!

live look at tom dundon's postgame press conference

yeah well scoot henderson is the only player in history from the g league ignite to score 18 points on 7/11 FG, 2/4 3PT, and 2/2 FT with 3 rebounds, 3 assists, 1 steal, 3 turnovers, 4 personal fouls and a plus/minus of -3 in his road playoff debut

tonight was tom dundon's fault, he fucked up the vibes

your portland trail blazers are the no. 7 seed in the playoffs after beating the suns in the play-in

blazers secure a winning season and a play-in berth with win no. 42 against the kings

the blazers pick up win no. 41 against the clippers

jruemani makes 13 threes and the blazers defeat the pelicans for win no. 40

kris murray leads the blazers past the clippers for win no. 39

blazers blow out the wizards and get win no. 38

blazers surpass last season's win total with victory no. 37 against the bucks

toumani scores 35 points on 12 field goal attempts and the blazers blow out the nets for win no. 36

blazers squeak by the wolves to pick up win no. 35

kris murray cashes in two 3-pointers and the blazers beat indiana for win no. 34

blazers cut down the nets for win no. 33

scoot scores 25 and the blazers beat the jazz for win no. 32

blake wesley sends jarace walker to the floor on a trip through the rip city multiverse

sterling "scoot" henderson scores 28 points with 0 turnovers as the blazers beat the pacers for win no. 31

turns out scoot henderson’s still pretty good against g league competition

jrue holiday scores 35 points and rip city gets back on track against the grizzlies with win no. 30

blazers hang on in chicago for win no. 29

clingan tosses ryan dunn 🦍

blazers eclipse the suns and pick up win no. 28

2x NBA Champion, 2x Olympic gold medalist, 2x All-Star, 6x All-Defense, 3x Twyman–Stokes Teammate of the Year, 2025 NBA Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Social Justice Champion, and 2x NBA Joe Dumars Sportsmanship award winner Jrue Randall Holiday scores 31 and the Blazers beat the Jazz to get win no. 27

boxy scores a career-high 30 points and the blazers blow out the 76ers for win no. 26

clingan gets 20 points and 19 rebounds as the blazers come back to beat memphis for win no. 25

scoot returns and the blazers blow out the grizzlies for win no. 24

tiago splitter ily but pls pull ur fucking main rotation guys in a blowout ffs

the dame package shoots 3-15 and the blazers blow out a poverty franchise to secure win no. 23

blazers dethrone the kings for win no. 22

🫶

blazers smack the lakers and get win no. 21

CJ ❤️🖤

blazers pluck the hawks and pick up win no. 20

toumani camara sends reed sheppard through the rip city multiverse

mood: