the dame package shoots 3-15 and the blazers blow out a poverty franchise to secure win no. 23

blazers dethrone the kings for win no. 22

🫶

blazers smack the lakers and get win no. 21

CJ ❤️🖤

blazers pluck the hawks and pick up win no. 20

toumani camara sends reed sheppard through the rip city multiverse

mood:

blazers have lift-off against the rockets and get win no. 19

blazers launch the rockets into space and get win no. 18

blazers silence the jazz on deni avdija glass night and get win no. 17

blazers lasso the spurs and take home win no. 16

the blazers pluck the pelicans for win no. 15

❤️⌚

caleb love puts the team on his back against the mavs and carries the blazers to win no. 14

the celtics' luck runs out as the blazers secure win no. 13

happy holidays, rip city! 🎅🎄

shaedon sharpe slam dunks russell westbrook through the rip city multiverse

blazers with an ethical win over the kings for victory no. 12

When you gotta beat the Monstars

a win is a win but it still stings to get mrbuckbuck’d on 😭

rip city extinguishes the beam in OT against sacramento for win no. 11

damn did he win

blazers withstand 12 made threes from steph curry to bring home win no. 10!

blazers hang on down the stretch against the cavs to secure win no. 9

clippers implosion is what happens when you lose the locker room leadership of terance man, a young guy with upside who’s wise beyond his years

it’s overshadowed by the blazers’ lack of shooting but the offensive system looks so much more coherent this year. tons of threes, drives that lead to rim attempts and free throws, etc. such a step up from spamming ant pick and rolls

if i'm tom dundon, my first order of business once i get the keys is getting rid of the red statement edition jerseys

jerami grant goes buck wild in milwaukee and rip city gets win no. 8

deni avdija puts quinten post on a ride through trail blazers history

caleb love says night night to the warriors for win no. 7!

we’re not talking enough about deni avdija kicking shaedon sharpe off the postgame interview with brooke. in a world with any kind of justice this would be a scandal.

rip city sends willie green off with win no. 6 ✌️

trail blazers pdx carpet jersey reveal ✨

tyler herro looks like a guy who'd try to bum a cigarette off you in a community college parking lot

doing the toumani camara box in 1998, when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

despite all odds, blazers escape with win no. 5 and hand okc their first loss of the season 🙏

kris murray wins the jeopardy daily double

blazers steal a dub from the butt nuggets for win no. 4

a win is a win! that's victory no. 3 for ripcity 😅

win no. 2 of the master splitter era

follow any "how did the blazers get here?" speculation about chauncey to its natural conclusion and it always leads to neil olshey and bert kolde being totally incompetent assholes

kristopher james murray leads the @trailblazers.bsky.social to win no. 1, it's time to celebrate

i guess this took on a bit of a different meaning

neil olshey’s proprietary investigation into chauncey billups not revealing he has ties to the mafia