Hansen has gotten every single call against him lmao

happy blazers day everyone

Anfernee Simons kinda playing like ass so far

A 73 point first half is about what I think we can expect from these Portland Trail Blazers for 82 games this year

You’re again telling me this entire Siberian orchestra is trans

I would do anything to anybody for my name to be Pooh Jeter

Do u think Deni imagines Greta Thunberg’s head on his opponent’s bodies like in water boy

Jrue is underrated hot

Who tryna go see maroon 5 with me

Toumani might never miss another shot

God damn it we are so back @kspdx.bsky.social 🖤❤️

Today! If u guys fuck hard come fuck hard with a Crunchwrap in your mouth 👄

Eww I forgot Luka is a laker

Being a chef is funny cuz sometimes you have to taste a poached prawn then immediately taste chocolate milk

I need Patti Harrison like I need air in my lungs

Yo

Mcchicken sub Mac sauce @milfordo.bsky.social

Breaking News NHL Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom “law and order sound” Dundon has agreed to buy the Portland Trailblazers, per Shams Charania

Death to pretzel buns

Stephen Dorff was the Ethan Hawke of Ryan Goslings

GUYS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT

Go try this new menu at Palomar MY GOD ITS FANTASTIC (Its always good cmon now)

It’s crazy that Damian Lillard is a good rapper again

Dame came back for women’s basketball. What an ally.

Dame came back, who’s next?? My dad?!??

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

Showed up to work 2 hrs early because I have a menu change to pull off today. Already have my hands full training half my staff because they’re all new, trying to get a brunch program off the ground, and losing a sous chef for a couple months to a broken bone. But yeah, new menu too, why not?

Downtown Abby movie looks dumb as fuck. Don’t make me watch British people if dragons and/or wizards aren’t involved.

We went to the Portland fire thing at the rose garden and it was hot and packed and we immediately left but it’s still sco fire baby

People complaining about the Portland Fire because it’s insensitive to climate change or wildfires need to take a really really long look in the mirror and ask themselves how they got that way

Is chaunce the only Olshey hire left on the team lmao

God damn I love blazers basketball. The large kid is nice huh?

Pretty gay how much I love my girlfriends

Finna go glamping

Sco lakers 😈😮‍💨

Glad we finally pulled the band off with ant aaaaaaaaand I’m not gonna lie I could maybe see the vision with jrue 👁️

Help my girlfriend just unironically put on smash mouth

Chef life but ball is life

They should sell condoms at ace hardware damn it

@rickybellspdx.bsky.social never disappoints #thegoodlife

Texting all my hetero cooks “happy pride month” this morning just to confuse the shit out of everyone

The Allen estate after not getting Cooper Flagg

Eleven is nuts hahahahahahahahahahahha

Bouta Chang

Just almost left the house with a cock ring on lmao

Spaghetti-o’s taste like gum blood

Just spent 30 dollars at the mini mart

Every time I eat food it costs me fifty dollars

I want whoever designed this oven temp knob to be shot in the fucking street