did not know this was a thing you could do!

bluesky mods please implement muted phrases to this website if this is what the dundon discourse is going to be until october holy shit

i present to you exhibit #274 in the case of “why @mikegrich.bsky.social is one of the best to do it” what an absolute madman

why does sturgill simpson seemingly hate portland

kris murray leads the blazers past the clippers for win no. 39

PORTLAND A HALF GAME OUT OF 8TH

SPEAKING THE JRUTH TO LOS ANGELES

anna faris oh no baby what is you doing

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

huge congratulations to jaden ivey. not many people could fuck the money up that spectacularly but you? you're a unique individual. keep those fingers crossed for a call from the hornets front office because we all know they dont give a shit about what their players do

i am approaching year fourteen of being an alcoholic in recovery. you want to know what i truly miss? working in that salt lake pizzeria and filling one of these with draft beer to drink while closing the kitchen. life was much simpler then

blazers remain unrivaled in their sunday funday activities

draymond green 2.0

"You gotta mike the box." the engineer Bill Halverson on the making of "Ain't No Sunshine," 1971 (from a Mix interview in 2012)

this is a good opportunity to let everyone know that tickets to see project hail mary at omsi imax are $9 for adults and i will be there tuesday at 6pm 😎

i’m going to convert @raxkingisdead.bsky.social into a basketball fan strictly off the fact that there are so many cue ball referees

i wanted trading cards last year but this would also meet my needs

hehehehehehehehehe @liltex.bsky.social

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

Pair of seats available in 317 for tonight's matchup against the Bucks. Want to catch the game with a friend? Make a donation of $25 (or more!) to the Portland Community College Federation of Faculty and Academic Professionals Strike Fund and they're all yours.

how long until we get the 'ANTI-ROWLING POTTER CLUB' 'I READ THE BOOKS BEFORE SHE WENT CRAZY' bumper stickers and t-shirts

lol fuck ai forever

if you're looking for things to be excited about w/ the incoming blazers ownership change i have to recommend @highkin.bsky.social's rose garden report article that just went live. sean dug through years of interviews to find out more about dundon and unearthed some gems that got me stoked

once mitch gets sidewalk food vending shored up im buying one of those little push carts and opening my 'walking soup' enterprise

toumani scores 35 points on 12 field goal attempts and the blazers blow out the nets for win no. 36

toumani is obviously having a career night but our Large Adult Son donovan clingan is on pace to double double off rebounds and blocks jesus christ

It's probably a good idea to listen to the people who were saying "abolish ICE" ten years ago and pay attention to what dangers they're pointing out now and maybe get on board with that stuff too

the fact that the “bernie bro” boogeyman haunted liberals for long absolutely proves this point

the idea of a “spaghetti factory disguise” has broken me in a way i struggle to understand

I support Chappell Roan - Not becuase I like her music but because I hate children

average white guys should not wear jerseys without sleeves underneath. stop putting those guys on my tv

blazers playing like they all know they cant fall out of the play-in

Incredible content

a big realization i had the other day is that the catholics really cornered the market when it comes to cool tattoo imagery. way to go guys

babe wake up the new basketball necronomicon just materialized

king cake baby grew up and they guillotined it

Me booking red-eye and 6am flights: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me packing: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

being super hyped to drive a tesla is like being super hyped to root for duke. i will not be publicly explaining this further

eat shit michael jordan

THE 8TH SEED TRAIL BLAZERS

DONOVAN CLINGAN

genuinely feels like deni is phoning it in

That's not fair. A lot of people I disagree with simply paved the way for fascism or prefer it over socialism.

the tradeoff for turning my mother j to a basketball sicko is that i now have to watch her beloved milwaukie bucks be down 20 against the jazz at halftime

we say “o’clock” because time is irish

damn they really want that pcef money huh