Hey all, a friend’s cafe and comedy club, @sprtsdrnk.bsky.social, is getting review bombed on Google because they helped stand up to ICE. If you’ve ever been there or live in New Orleans, please drop them a positive review. sports drink: café & comedy club reviews share.google/ETsWCbUhGOJV...

it may not come as a surprise that we are now approaching the one month anniversary of an amazon driver literally running into my house and causing property damage and there has been z e r o progress on the issue

congratulations to steph curry for putting up 48 in a devastating loss to the 2025/26 portland trailblazers

STEPH 48 POINTS NOT ENOUGH VS THE POINT GUARD-LESS BLAZERS

congratulations to all these people in GSW gear at moda. i’m sure it wasn’t easy to take the night off from leaving comments on the oregonian’s website complaining about the arts tax but you did it. hope you enjoy the game

sharks game fucking NUTS rn

i love the man but schulz and his estate have always been a ‘license this shit to anyone with the money to pay’ enterprise. this is why i find it absurd when ppl try to gatekeep snoopy

based on what i'm seeing it looks like the 300s are nearly completely sold out for the sunday game against gsw. there is something like 60 tickets left and a bunch of those are $15 SROs

🎨: Merry Christmas, Rip City 🎄🏀

congratulations to chris joslin for finally getting the shot. unfortunately i am not talking about the covid vaccine

my stuff from the newest video! m.youtube.com/watch?v=xI5V...

seeing the way @themountaingoats.bsky.social lit up every time he looked at the singers and strings on stage made me a much happier person over the last two nights

stunned at what winterhawks regular tickets cost. $44/ea for the worst seats is nuts

im wearing my platform docs to the mountain goats show tonight. i think john would approve

Jay Huff, a total journeyman on his fifth team in five years, becoming the best shot blocker in the NBA completely out of nowhere is a pretty damn cool story.

me after living in salt lake city for two weeks and understanding the grid address numbering system

i am so, so exhausted by ref discourse. that shit WAS insane tho

put this as a pull quote on the criterion cover

turned the game back on, immediately saw deni lying on the ground crying to a ref while the grizzlies extend a 9-0 run with an open alley oop at the other end

gonna cover a shift at palomar and do a teddy bear toss for the first steak of the night

at least the sharks are doing well

gotta admit all these winterhawks fans still running the blackhawks jerseys is pretty embarrassing

i dont understand people upset about all the in-arena music at nba games. where else in the modern day are we blessed with eight seconds of the instrumental for ‘this is why im hot’ every sixteen minutes

Whelp, I must report that I am rapidly aging. If you’d like to help take the sting off this brutal fact, the best way to do so is to make a campaign contribution today to support my reelection effort. That’s how we party at this late stage in life. secure.actblue.com/donate/m4pdx

Cleveland HS in SE Portland bringing the heat this week

i never heard a bone snap irl until tonight. rip that mans ankle

someone remind me which pick swap we have with the bucks 👹👹

pretty sure malik monk could kill as person by looking at them

happy cyber monday! i invite all of you to join me in celebration while we cancel the orders we made yesterday so we can repurchase and get the better deal they launched today. happy holidays!

the only thing worse than watching the blazers lose is having to hear about how great the one player on the team to defend genocide is during the post-game

someone please tell me where i can redeem all my moral victory tickets

deni putting up and insane triple double and bricking clutch free throws is so brutal jesus

It’s like watching housewives-of scream at each other. You know no one is right, but man, I cannot look away.

this grifter on grifter violence is something else

THEY DOUBLED THE PRICE OF THE MATINEE POPCORN

someone give me a cool job thanks in advance

Really Joker making stuff in here.

me refusing to call limited-character posts anything other than “tweets” is the millennial version of boomers calling all video games “nintendo”

hey nba fans if your team sucks shit this year you could always get into hockey

you gotta be kidding me lmao

the portland trailblazers have an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

to understand terence the person you must recognize that every day i wake up and make a french omelette with american cheese

NBA Cup West Group C goes through Portland. Here are the standings (with point differential) Blazers 2-1 -18 Nuggets 2-1 +26 Spurs 1-1 +10 Rockets 1-2 +10 Warriors 1-2 -28 Blazers win vs. the Spurs next Wednesday in Portland and they’re in. They own the tiebreaker against the Nuggets due to h2h.

BLAZERS BACK

Italian pasta dishes are so funny when you translate them into English “Our pastas? Certainly ma’am. We have sailor, woodsman, whore, and Fred”

put lamar in charge of everything

i will say that while on one hand i am very susceptible to finding ways to procrastinate on the other hand i believe having an amazon truck run into my house should allow me to scroll for two hours instead of scraping paint and peeling wallpaper right now