evergreen statement

Air to Ground Message: KNICKS SCORE PLEASE Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 757-300 A: #aa204a3b811 F: #f0d950d225d

this should be the new @portlandfire.bsky.social mascot

out of respect for me skipping the spiel just go and donate $5 or more

I just gave Brandon $5. Mitch and Angelita are starting to support him. We need him to boot out Novick so we can have 3 actual progressive councilors in D3.

Where's my Oregonian article declaring the triumph of socialism in Washington County and how the tax the rich / anti-capitalist agenda has been embraced? Isn't that how this works?

Excellent time to share that a few days ago we passed 100 Portland donors! Our campaign gets a 10x match once we reach 250 Portland donations of $5 - $25, and we'd be honored to have your support... also, say hey to Zora 🐱

sports bra stating that they want to open FORTY locations across the country in the next four years is uhhhhhhhhhh

someone slide me a nike pass so i can go get a jersey

sco fire

we got here in the first place because of a DINO in the suburbs who gets his political advice from a right wing instagrammer named HOT COUPON MAMA

I think in general it just feels really good cooking for yourself and especially other people and theres a whole aspiring pundit life coach industry that wants to infantilize you and rob you of that joy. “Making a burrito is hard when you work too much“ that is baby talk you are a baby

heres your plan. we just freaky friday the lloyd center and the moda center. install a court where the ice rink was and then sell novelty swords, incense, and lion of judah tapestries in rip city clothing. who says no??

im sorry the WHO

a big part of this is that people will need to learn that while their taxes will go up, the costs on other parts of their lives will decrease. for a bunch of the population it ends in a wash, with the poor getting the better deal as it should be

one of my very deep conspiratorial theories is that RAJ sports has not popped up their heads during the moda center renovation conversation in part because the blazers moving out of portland would be very, very good for them

a 'good cop' is still a cop manipulating you to do what they want

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

the 'outside msg after game 1' videos are going to be unreal

james 'fraudulent' harden

i swear to god if we hire jason kidd im going to lose my mind

Hang it in the Louvre

HOW DO I GET THE FREE BREAD

i havent thought about this at all but just go ahead and replace shaq with blake griffin already

this single tweet covers something like 80% of my non-blazers twitter friends

here we are four months later and our dreams have become reality with @cbergin.bsky.social and @brandonmullen.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-pn...

very suspicious that this drops two days after i join the 'we like the blazers' team 👁️

gee i wonder why people in this country have such a weird complicated relationship with eating meat. wonder what that could be all about

i was gonna be negative about this but frankly tom of finland probably would have gone nuts seeing this. fuck it we ball.

fern just tipped me for buying them and their cousin discounted tickets to a fire game through my STH portal

who tf let that guy in

listen. all i’m saying is that neil olshey is responsible for both terry stotts and dame leaving portland. what better way to have revenge than having both terry and dame to win a championship after he got shit canned?

how in the world has liangelo ball not already recorded a song called 'ball dont lie' come on now its right there my man

I find it fascinating how many people who spent the last couple years clowning on Drake for allegedly being a pedophile are now like "Wow, great stuff from Drake today." Like I genuinely hate that calling someone a pedophile is just a meme a lot of people.

one of the volleyball programs i help run ends this week and two of the players showed up to the last practice with "tribute tattoos" of me, @ratbrlck.bsky.social, and the other staff 🥲

the black eyed peas stopped performing that song with those lyrics in 2012

are there any good portland fire* podcasts yet *as in specifically basketball. i do not care to trouble myself with the woes of soccer

Never forget 5/13/1985

bill oram should not write about policy or anything related to the expenditure of public money. stick to the Sports as Americana folksy beat

flying back to the east coast for more dominican food and to hang out with the beautiful person reading this post. june 1-8 :)

the crow hop is killing me lmfao

too many people want to believe that white supremacists have a redemption arc despite hundreds of years of evidence to the contrary

a nice little added bonus to the wnba experience in portland? them playing the goofball anthem well before the actual pre-game hype starts. get that nonsense out of the way and let’s have fun with the stuff we actually came to hear