i just want to commend the blazers on fucking up this one so spectacularly. here i was wrongfully assuming that dame would be the only generational standout that we’d see from that organization for a little longer. hang tom’s banner in the rafters of the clueless schmuck arena

Gotta stay humble

“the oregonian readers respond”

oh brother this guy stinks

it is hard to quantify the idiocy of a lot of power brokers in the democratic party

annual membership costs about the same as six beers at moda. as an added bonus you will actually learn how the leagues and teams operate and not sound like such a doofus while drinking beers at moda

It’s really amazing how bad the NBA and Fanatics are at making cool merch.

Average salary worker dislikes HR because they are the boss’ hatchetmen/women Average guy coming out of startup/low oversight cultures (news, tech, law etc) hates HR because they tell him he “can’t bill that to the company account” and “cant treat the interns like that” They are not the same

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It goes without saying that this news today and the stuff before it was already disqualifying but we also need to stop fucking respecting a troop never mind a mercenary. The capacity to kill and having killed just does not factor anywhere into my needs from a politician.

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ilhan omar: (receiving 20359239 deportation/violence threats a day) hi im a midwestern mom and here are my hot dish recipes for fall, also here are my bills i am cosponsoring for working families dipshit mcoyster: The Jews sunk my campaign, and I am the only socialist in existence

i have stumbled across an interesting corner of the internet

i know a local 19k seat venue desperate to show value to the general public in portland..

bold stance, calvin

remember when people ridiculed north korea

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

Kenton Street Fair poster design is in progress! My vibe for this year was D&D / Frazetta / Black Light Magic and Tobias is ON IT. Sunday August 16th 10-6pm in Kenton! Save the date! We will have tees / crop tops and maybe even Black Light posters for sale 💕

hey is the word “eliminate” good when they’re talking about You. just wondering

we gotta put a tiny net about 20 feet above the regular net. if you score on the tiny net you may have just given up a good look at a goal but you will negate that red card that was issued

josh seems to be a very lovely person so i hope it’s just the rest of you celts fans that feel the long undying burn from the paul george experience

this is incredible lmao jfc www.instagram.com/reel/DaQCjQ5...

bury me on 82nd

i just bought a bunch of keep oregon green merch and chose local pickup in salem. future terence might have a problem with that but whatever fuck that guy anyway

My god, they aren't targeting trans people just to get at other people. They are targeting trans people to target trans people. And they are targeting other people. We don't just exist as a warning for the rest of you, fuck me.

i would say bill oram should never again be given the opportunity to voice his thoughts publicly but that’s just kinda the oregonian’s whole thing

nori is the superstar whisperer. the stage is set

i agree. it’s pretty fucked up that young people will pick up guns simply because those around them do so, too. we gotta break this cycle and stop glorifying violence to the youth

Every single transaction cycle I try to tell you guys that nothing the Blazers actually do leaks ahead of time.

if blazers trade toumani im going to be Big Mad

portland cherry bombs finished their season today with a 2-0 win over the maple valley bigfoot FC that wraps up their first season with a record of 3-5-4 and a goal differential of -7

holy shit they’re making it ok to support the hornets. i was not prepared for this

absolute amazing konami art on display here. if you land in a bunker it should play this sound www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEvJ...

i do quite like the way “the taboo center” rolls off the tongue

can someone tell me why i'm getting blacked out of this game

timeline filth

oregon dept of health had been hounding me for a survey until i finally picked up this morning. perhaps there was a time when i would have honestly answered questions from the state regarding my mental health, sexuality/sexual activity, substance use, etc. sure as shit aint happening today, tho

ATTN: PORTLAND does anyone have an impulse sealer i can use

this is the level of rizz I’ve wanted since 1997 and I am finally aging into it

blessings to mikal and the knicks for getting 'FUCK THEM PICKS' trending and apparently heavily influencing the fragile minds of the milwaukee bucks front office

ERIK SPOELSTRA YOUR HOMETOWN BASKETBALL TEAM NEEDS A HEAD COACH

HERE WE GO

PSA: Shut the fuck up when you go to see a movie in a theater or stay the fuck home. 🤗

I want the word neurospicy to go away

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

many are saying this!! because it’s true!!!!!!!!