wtf? I was reading VC Andrews in like 5th grade lol why would we discourage kids from reading?

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Helloooo friends! 4 more tags that need to be filled for the NAYA gift drive for Indigenous Homeless & Foster Teens that are left out of most traditional gift drives. These asks are so simple and it will really boost your spirits to help fill these asks! Claim what you want and I’ll DM you -

I wanna see a list of names for that 1% there, I’m just tryin’ to see something. 🤔

We are about to be full circle. Now we will just pay a single streaming conglomerate $100 a month if we want to watch anything 😭😭😭 So much for subscription cycling to save money. Perfect.

Everybody loves to bag on the Postal Service but name me one private company that could do what they do without price discrimination, abandoning markets, etc. Amazon will not, you’re absolutely right.

HOMELESSNESS IS NOT A DRUG PROBLEM IT'S A HOUSING PROBLEM I'm so sick of y'all in my mentions with this talking point, just stop. PEOPLE CANNOT AFFORD RENT. Half of renters are paying over 30% of their income on rent, another quarter are paying over 50%!!! People need homes they can afford!

If they side against California after this we need to abolish the Supreme Court entirely

Then show us the tape Cotton - let’s see how it stacks up to your horseshit vision.

The Blazers and KATU just announced that all Remix home games will be aired on KUNP (Rip City Television Network), either live or on tape delay if they conflict with Blazers games.

Is this like well I built all the beds no one will use I’ve cured homelessness time to throw everyone who doesn’t comply in jail?

I'm at the combination

The tag for the wireless headset is spoken for- 3 others are available! :)

It’s my favorite time of the year!! The NAYA Gift Drive for Indigenous Homeless/Foster Teens. Teens are largely left out of traditional gift drives, and we all know the challenges faced by Indigenous youth. Let’s make some joy!! Here’s a few tags that need to be filled! I have more! (Read On) ——>

“just do everything the legal way and there will be no problem!!!1!!!1!!-!!-!!” About that…

This really comes down to punishment fetishism, wherein someone makes up imaginary villains they can salivate over meting out an imaginary severe punishment to, "making an example" of them to maintain an imaginary order and status. Except the only people likely to be punished are disabled.

Whose parents can PAY for psycho-educational assessments? So they are identified, receive supports, learn strategies for success with LD? Fascinating. It’s almost like the system lets poor kids struggle, undiagnosed, leading to less school success & life of unemployment, poverty, etc. Huh.

the UAW ought to be loudly and publicly asking these executives whether they agree that their own workers and communities should be ethnically cleansed of somalis

Anyone else finding it impossible to access blazer vision? :(

To be real clear, regardless of what a piece of shit Hegseth is, Admiral Bradley broke his oath and murdered people- he should also be held accountable for his actions. 🤷‍♀️

Sometimes you just want your mom and dad and then one passes you off to the other who then just tries to get off the phone and you are left feeling like they both just hate your fucking guts and all you wanted was to be told you are loved and that everything is going to be okay. 🥺

Happy Ice Cold Bathroom Water Season to all who celebrate! It’s back and she is frosty!

LEVEL: Group of Death STATUS: Unlocked #RipCity #Blazers #NBACUP

Huh! I definitely saw that coming! Wild that we are relegated to forever “pilot programs” that show incredible success and are never replicated on larger scales by our government.

So just so everyone is clear about what this is : Mike Johnson and the executive branch are normalizing the claim that any kind of dissent that is fact based is treason and an executable offense to the fascist regime. This is the intellectual framework for the mass murder of your opposition.

Like what does Portland do with its budget? Where does it go? We have money. The state of the bike lanes in this town is trash. I’m a daily driver- why are my roads clear but my partner’s lanes are full of leaves and debris? Is our budget hiding under the leaves? wtf.

Meet me at the Willamette and bring a straw

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

Shaedunk Sharpe 😤

SHHHAAAEEEDOOONNNN

A Hansen two-hand jam needs to be called a Yang 10 🤲 @trailblazers.bsky.social @joesimonssays.bsky.social

I can’t wait to watch the documentary about this team 🥹

Caleb Love break out game.

Me since 5pm - it’s 8 isn’t the Blazers game on? I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it through this yall- can we just do a 2Q scrimmage and shake hands?

Stoney baloney over here just read and re-read this like 5tytwelve times and like wow. You could never pay me enough “Gift Certificates from Kmart” to ever write any of this, much less decide to hit send like lmaooooooo whattttttttttttttt. Is this what Uncancel Culture has done to us?

Yeah this is just a failure of the system and it sucks. Why build infrastructure to accommodate more folks only to completely fail to maintain the entire roadway?

Betterhelp: tired Jojo dessert: wired

I ate part of my jojo and figured out how to do a world peace. This commercial but she gives Stephen miller fried Brussels from jojo and he just melts into a puddle of piss.

Jojo about to cure my depression frfr

The only thing standing between us and the eradication of white nationalism is… *squints*… woke? WOW. Powerful stuff. Much to consider. 👍

IVE MISSED THIS WHOLE GAME- are we winning? Why am I still working?

Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.

Can’t wait for Ken Burns to teach us how to do a Revolutionary War today. 🫡

Hell he’d gobble on two salted peanuts and deep throat a Qtip to save use from WWIII - that’s a real patriot son!!! 😤🫡

I missed @ginamarina.bsky.social birthday, but let me just say that bish is a baddie and y’all better recognize. Hashtag Blazer legend. 🫡🙌🏻

Got the band back together tonight! Love you @djmrmom.bsky.social and my love to the whole fam!! Thanks for celebrating sweet 16 shop anniversary! 🥰

Group of 11 year olds rolled in for a scavenger hunt and found the vintage playboy magazines within like 2 seconds and the amount of “EWsssss” reminded me that MAGA Republicans think that these kids are on the cusp of adulthood and I almost vomited in my mouth- nail pedos to the fucking wall.

Things are happening tonight 👻 Shop is 16. The world is a fire. Might as well burn with my buds, yeah? 🔥