What if the United States had a Congress?

I liked that sassy ref but now I bet that bitch has bets on Kalshi he has to cover 🤬🤬🤬

The fix is in - this is such bullshit

If I were a Democrat in Congress, I’d sure as shit be saying SOMETHING about all the fuckery going on. But they got absolutely shit to say eh? Cool cool.

The libs telling us to shut up and vote for Newsom who hates trans people. Mmkay.

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Not sending their best www.kellietorresforportland.com

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

*movie trailer guy voice*

Big, if true.

guys, bluesky is dying. if we don't start getting more likes, a greedy developer will bulldoze the site to put up a parking garage. the only thing that can save it is for a ragtag crew of misfits to put on one last big concert at the community center.

Entering our ‘The Troubles’ Era I see.

The Blazers are undefeated in the era where were owned by a possibly shady guy who might ruin all our hopes and dreams vs no he won’t

When Toumani said “Shout out to my girl, she’s sick tonight” he pointed right at me! And I am sick! It’s so nice when your sports team cares about you as much as you care about them!! 🥹 Sco’ Zers!

Just watched a Kaiser nurse deadname a trans woman in the urgent care waiting room. So fucking unnecessary.

Don't forget that your Blazers ticket is good as a trimet ticket tonight. Still not exactly sure how they'll be tracking that with the drivers but it's a step in the right direction! I'll be bussing in 😎

Pam Bondi? More like Pam Bondont.

Make America Safe Again right guys. Guys? …

Ha ha April Fool. You've actually been having a bizarre dream and it is in fact 1996 right now. We are all going to go watch the new Coen Brothers movie 'Fargo' later. I will call you on your phone that is attached to a wall and can't make you insane later.

DOING IT FOR THE CULTURE

WOW THAT WAS FUN

I haven’t coughed once in the last half hour. Please clap for me. 🥹

I’m no lawyer but I find it interesting that Christian conversion therapy practitioners have the right to tell kids they aren’t trans but those kids’ teachers apparently don’t have the right to say they are trans and people on the internet may not have the right to affirm them being trans either

The Supreme Court’s decision today in Chiles v. Salazar is a devastating step backward that will cause real harm to American children and families. By weaponizing the First Amendment, the Court has elevated anti-LGBTQ+ bias over the safety, health, and wellbeing of young people.

Since the only language these clowns understand is stupidity I think it’s time to start opening Straight Conversion Camps everywhere. See how long it takes to re-ban gay conversion camps.

So even if you do everything the legal, correct way you’ll still be treated as a second class parasite? This Country is trash.

no kings except king burrito

The real winner tonight is Red Panda.

A project LONG in the works is finally complete. We finally have a website that renders correctly on mobile devices. Because it was designed in the current millennium. Beep-boop-bop. Hard to express why and for how long that has been my bane.

Sick since Sunday. Extreme cough set in a few days ago. Having extreme anxiety bc my initial covid infection that fucked my entire life up had a cough that didn’t go away for 3 months - cracked multiple ribs. Overwhelmed by those feelings every night when going to bed that pure misery awaits.

Watched an ant realize one of his homies was dead on my tub lip, and next time I came to the bathroom like 6 of his homies were circled up around the dead one for about 5 minutes and then they wandered off. Ant funerals are real.

I mean let’s be honest- it’s pretty fitting. Our Country was founded on slaughter and slavery and now we will “celebrate” how little anything has changed. Be reminded of how much work we have to do to acknowledge, repair, heal and build the future we could have had all along.

I very specifically in my shopper note say “I would very much only like these ones, I do NOT WANT the menthol ones” (the original lung and throat drops which I ordered). All I have to say to Warren P. Is you sure aren’t Warren G. because the regular throat drops are the only ones that stop my cough

lmao

Isn't there even less you can do to meet the moment, governor?

What was the Hello Kitty swag?? I wanna see! 👀👀

SCO’ ZERS

Can someone explain to me what contract Caleb Love is on now? I thought he was at the end of his playing minutes on a two way? I’m so confused.

Elizabeth Banks

I’ve never been so glad in my life to have never read a single Harry Potter book. But, even if I had, you wouldn’t catch me supporting content that materially benefits a human who is actively funding a campaign against trans existence. It’s not hard to choose not to consume something, just do it

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

I’ve been sick since Sunday. Ordered Nong’s soup and added 2 of their chili oils. I’ve nearly died twice eating it and I feel reborn. Blessings be to Nong. We are not worthy.

Dems are going to fold on DHS within the next day or two. Girls are magically becoming pregnant in ICE detention and Dems are going to cave. Fuck all of em.

This one is for all the Toumaniacs ❤️

More like Threemani Camara

Did we sign Caleb Love or what’s up there?

Hearing a lot of jealousy today from people who live in countries where their main healthcare professional doesn’t have any raccoon penis bones at all

the worst thing that can happen to a white man is being made fun of online