Recommendations for other music streaming services that offer an ad-free tier? I need to have music at the shop or I’d lose my mind but looks like it’s time to cancel Spotify over their decision to run ICE ads. :/

You know Stephen Miller has a conspiracy board with “Big Inflatables” as a funding arm of antifa on it.

No Kings includes this asshole

No gods, no masters. Remember, the state views every one of us with the same lens- solidarity is the only way through. Whether you are a frog, or a bloc or a suburban mom who cares- solidarity is essential. We are all anti fascist. (X-stitch by my mommy)

lol. LMAO, even.

Young Republicans are praising Hitler. Here's why Democrats are to blame.

Ladies, Gentlemen and Gentlethems - Madame President. 🫡

I was born and raised in Oakland, but I’m Blazers til I die, so I feel pretty sure every that every Warriors jersey in Moda is ICE 😤

Seriously. I dare you to find one skippable song on a single one of this man’s albums. He was pure talent in every way. 😭

My annual reminder to Night Portland. Drivers slow down - you know it’s hard to see anything at night, so just take it easy. Pedestrians. Wear something, anything reflective. Wearing all black head to toe is a vibe I fuck with too- but it makes you invisible crossing the dark street at night .

Just so everyone is clear, the main issue in the Supreme Court voting rights case tomorrow is whether it's racist against white people to enforce the Voting Rights Act. I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.

Running for President on a single issue ticket. 1. Abolition of Opinion Pieces from “Journalism”. All of them. On day one. No exceptions.

Bop

Just a reminder that Christopher Columbitch was such a homicidal rapist torturing maniac that the Crown responsible for the Spanish Inquisition had him drug back in chains before being stripped of his wealth and titles. Also he didn't discover anything having to do with what would become the "U.S."

I’ve started referring to the Turning Point half time show as “their little DEI convention” in Tik Tok comments and that sure makes some very silly people mad lol.

And this is what I get for leaking the title of my upcoming autobiography to Sam.

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Rig up some kinda vape head gear and practice that pose and you’ve got yourselves a Halloween costume y’all.

You just know Kash Patel gotta be investigating Big Inflatables / Spirit Halloween for being an Antifa organization lmao

I think the president is so far gone mentally that if someone shows him Home Alone he’d be like “oh my god, we have to stop the wet bandits.”

More like STEPHANOPOULOOP AM I RIGHT

Old guy comes in yesterday “I’m looking for collectibles - coins, stamps, uh… Patrick The Gathering cards” Me: Sir, you aren’t gunna believe this - *pulls out 3 giant boxes of MTG cards I don’t wanna deal w* Gave him a killer deal & now, forever MTG will be referred to as Patrick The Gathering

How can anyone read this and be like “ICE is just doing their job” fuck outta here.

I hear that Antifa’s girlfriend was at the Old Spaghetti Factory safe house spiking woke babies Shirley Temples with Tylenol and lacing the mizithra with radical ideology. :(

Me when the TL is sports I don’t follow: SPOOORTTTSSSSSS Me when the TL is Blazers Basketball: FUCKING SPORTTTSSS LETSSSS GOOOO! Happy for you all (or sad, depending)!! Go Teams!!

Just overheard from outside “why do they have so much haunted shit in there? I love it”

My Tik Tok feed is purely state media now- lots of “farmers” crying about how blue haired they/thems are responsible for their soybean crops not being purchased by China (okay?) and white ladies wearing crosses amazed at how the chemtrails stopped once the government shut down bc now -

Every morning when I get up Miss Mavis hurries to my spot to get tucked in and play “mom sleeping” she is so good at it 😆

Oh you think Portland isn’t a war zone? WHY DONT YOU GO TO 24th & MLK AT NIGHT AND FILM!!! (Thx for the assist @acabcats.bsky.social)

Dammit yall what was the old fight meetup intersection in Portland that never existed? iYkYK

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

where were you for the first Yang Hansen takeover

That Old Spaghetti Factory going hard as a safe house isn’t it?

can’t even use the military on your own people and win the nobel peace prize anymore because of woke

“We should replace Bad Bunny with Lee Greenwood” is an also a perfect summation of the “deal” they’ve offered universities.

Now we are moving on to the steroid injections they are going to put into my shoulder socket in an hour and a half. Wish me luck bc this sounds scary (but hopefully helps the pain)

Update: Mavis dog is OK! Teeth aren’t that bad, her growing lump is likely just a lipoma that’s really stuck on her ribs so just gunna keep an eye on it and consider surgical removal should it begin to upset her since it’s where her harness strap goes. All in all best case scenario for Mavis!!

Welcome back to the Portland Trail Blazers. Let’s fuckin’ gooooooooo!!

Kaiser has Novavax for folks looking! Stoked. Last year I had to pay like $200 out of pocket to get it at Target.

The nurse asking you mentally how you are doing before your appointment is so funny these days. Like sir, we live in the US in 2025 - how are you doing my guy?

Big good thoughts for Mavis dog please. She has to go in Thursday to check out a growing hard mass on her ribs that seems to be getting bigger alarmingly. Got a little case of the anxiety in my insides :(

This

Famously woke Richard Nixon

Servicemen laughing at Trump’s punchline which is essentially “you all gunna die”. Very cool and fun.

Gunna go back to get my PhD just so I can workshop my new thesis idea. Have narrowed it down to two titles. White Whimsy: The Futility of Performative Protest Under Fascism Performative Protest or: Doing the Work of the State (But Make it Cute)

The please be advised shit is so fucking funny because the Supreme Court again and again has held up the idea that flag burning is 100% protected speech.

Saw this and immediately thought ITS @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social SEASON.

Paint Can Keith did me up a spooky for my windows and I love it. He is such a talented window painter- I love letting him get weird. 👻

Seing a ton of flat out disinformation coming from the “left” these days and come on man folks have got to do better than using sensationalism when the facts are sensational enough.

I think what’s most frustrating right now for Black and Indigneous people is waiting for the bulk of white folks to catch up. At some point the “this isn’t who we are” and “I didn’t have this on my bingo card” has to end and y’all will catch up, right? RIGHT? WE NEED YOU TO CATCH UP.