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Sarah Ashlee Barker's buzzer-beater against the Liberty earlier this month reintroduced the Fire to Portland. Emily Engstler and Megan Gustafson rendering Caitlin Clark an afterthought on national TV introduced them to the rest of the world. Story: www.rosegardenreport.com/the-world-kn...

Former human rights lawyer here: under international human rights law, bombing or gassing a medical facility is a crime against humanity. Last night, the NJ state police gassed the medic tent at Delaney Hall over and over and over again until medics had to abandon it and flee for their lives.

Whelp - back to hemorrhaging only a few months after having my 3rd try at Mirena installed. Now im hemorrhaging with Mirena in AND on a low dose birth control pill. Think they’ll FINALLY agree to a hysterectomy? Bet now on Kalshi.

Bro's got shalves.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

I can’t even count that high jfc this young man is putting in the work.

Tonight marks a pretty historic night in Portland sports history. Tonight, the Fire and Thorns play, for the first time, on the same night. You’ll be able to watch Pro Portland Women’s Ball from like 4-9:30. I know the Sports Bra finna be a good time.

The fact that Dudley’s loser party was at the Tortoise tells you everything you need to know about what a dipshit he is.

Chris Dudley has been courtside at every Fire game thus far. Wonder if that continues now that he's getting destroyed in the primary.

Casey is just one of the best. A true professional. A forever Blazers Legend. I couldn’t agree more with Sean- this loss is deep for many reasons.

Was recently able to secure a fantastic trove of never before seen views of the 1948 Vanport Flood. I’ve been collecting anything I come across- will preserve and eventually donate to Vanport Mosaic. original view is the sepia / enhanced on left Thats the river from a raised Interstate Bridge

just filled out my ballot - and all i have to say is the democrats are so god damned embarrassing man. That was the most painful ballot I’ve ever filled out- didn’t even vote for governor- fuck. And stfu with your “oh this is only helping republicans” get a grip.

Guys let’s fix everything i just decided

I dunno man I just can’t stop thinking about how a white politician went on tv and told a room of people about how giddy he was about the prospect of the Supreme Court overturning the 14th amendment. Not a single journalist asked him to very specifically clarify exactly what he meant. 1/

Kids are so fuckin’ cool man. I have a kid intern who is using he/him pronouns now and one of my besties kids came by today to ask when they might see my intern again bc he thought she was really cool. I just said he will see him soon and he has a cool new haircut and looks rad. 1/

Another pro tip: if 10000 spider babies hatch in your car and you get most of them out, but then the next evening you get in your car and turn the AC on bc it’s hot- just know like 100 tiny babies will blast out at you right quick. 😭😭😭

Dasher who I tipped quite well- posted a photo from the house that appears to have been taken @ midnight on a disposable camera that survived the war- of a weird crumpled bag that’s clearly not a pizza. Nothing is outside. Whitest fucking name. Tracks. This is the America Republicans want for us

Customer: who are you listening to?? Me: Tunde Adebimpe! This is his solo album but I also recommend TV on the Radio. Customer: He sounds just like a Black Peter Gabriel. Me: Yeah that’s actually pretty spot on dude. 😆😆😆

Sorry I’m late to work today everyone- spiders are flying out of my car doors to start their new lives. This one’s name is Steve.

Bezos wrote this with broken crayons

I picked a bunch of stuff from a yard/garage yesterday evening and didn’t have time to unload the car before work and when I went to move the car closer to the shop after work… ONE MILLION SPIDER BABIES HAD HATCHED ALL OVER MY DASH AND AIR VENTS 😭😭😭

koko the gorilla passed the same test trump is bragging about, and she never brought it up once

I can’t wait for Dems to win the majority of November elections and then proceed to do absofuckinglutely nothing. Thats going to be so fun. I can’t wait.

Having to figure out how to use the mute list bc I stg if I have to hear another single thing about some white dude on the internet who has opinions I’m going to lose it. But the amount of energy I’m seeing spent here on stupid back and forth is a lot of energy that could be spent on anything else

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Whoa

Oh my god this bitch can’t even hit a free throw with no one around. (I didn’t stop watching, I wish I had)

No shade to Wemby - that dude is something else. But, I’d appreciate it if he’d stop blocking our shots. 😭

Shut up Doris. Sigh. Okay I gotta check out for my mentals.

How can your dusty ass be an All Star when you can’t even fucking hit your free throws. I can’t wait for Dame to come back 😭

AND ITS A NINE POINT GAME LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Deni is real hot headed for a dude that can barely make his free throws.

Damn haven’t had to even think about FUBO sports in ages. Cant wait to watch a potato quality game.

You know you're a tough guy when you have someone indicted because they posted a picture of seashells on Instagram

It is so important to have that friend you can call to play “is this a panic attack or am I having a heart attack because I can’t do that right now” Pretty sure it’s just a panic attack but dang this one is hitting.

bart simpson

There is only my life Before seeing this headline, and my life After seeing this headline. I am screaming. Picasso!

Can the jury find them both guilty? That would be neat.

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grok is this a joke

Live view of my mental state (shout out hand fruit nation / @basketghoul.bsky.social)

Thing I just muttered to myself: “damn people out here really be drinking whiskey everyday?!” I don’t even recognize myself anymore lol

Sometimes I just look at Mavis and think to myself - this dog doesn’t even know what a false flag is. Incredible.

The day before everything shut down for the pandemic, I went to the liquor store to get a little pint of whiskey and the clerk was like you should probably get the big bottle, this might last awhile, so I did. Just poured the last shot bc I stg I need it rn.

Trump soared in the polls after a 2024 assassination attempt. Could another assassination attempt help Republicans in the 2026 midterms?

Sheriff don’t make the rules- he just enforces them 😤

I firmly believe we are going to the second round. Past that only the ethers know, but we ball.

Gang fuckin gang

I can’t believe we live in the only city in the whole wide world hosting a Trail Blazers play off basketball game tonight! Incredible luck!!