Watching a movie that’s ruining my life!

Having an existential crisis that I’ll never figure out what’s wrong with me and I’ll be diagnosed as Weird.

“Caroline, you can’t transfer to community college. You have too many units.”

Anxiety/OCD was very bad earlier in the week. Then it was better. I had been doing this thing with my jaw that made my face hurt. Felt good yesterday and now???? NOW. Migraine from fucking hell.

vincent van go away

The Totem at the Port Orchard, Washington marina

you are not a "useless sapphic" or a "disaster queer." have some self-respect. read a book. learn a trade. unclog your bathtub drain

Shit is expensive. It's not going to get cheaper. I'm sorry to say but erratic doom-spending is not going to work.

I never trusted Platner because he’s a Gen X ginger man.

Thanks for screaming!!!!!!!

Giving myself chronic Lyme disease so the spirochetes will get rid of the fibers from my Morgellons

It will come as a shock to no one who knows my previous articles based on Nagata Kabi's works, but uh...yeah, I'm about to write another perspective piece about myself that's kind of a sequel to this piece, unintentionally

i am one of those women for a different guy btw. it was a MUCH lower stakes, lower profile situation than this but there was an article and after it came out i slept like absolute shit for weeks wondering if i was going to have to speak up myself and put that target on my back

i can all but guarantee you there are other women out there who have been sick to their stomachs for 24 straight hours praying that this will be enough. hoping like hell they won't have to rustle up their own traumas for an angry, hateful audience

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Happy Gone Girl Day! Leave your mediocre husband, go on a road trip, write a novel, off a stalker… Whatever makes you happy!

Great thread about Thomas Paine, the most correct man of his day, unfairly tarred at times a libertarian caricature

Jerami Grant chillin' at an amazing under the radar taqueria in NE Portland. Seriously never would have guessed an NBA player would have ventured out east for exploration. Always loved that he seemed to embrace the city. Respect to JG.

I hate when I can tell someone thinks they’re very clever and all they’re doing is regurgitating whatever meme format is rolling around on the ground.

People wanna go viral on social media for having a shopping addiction and that’s their goal in life.

scarcity marketing, influencer culture, overconsumptioncore, klarna, tiktok, brainrot slang...

I’ll do a fucking flyer for free if it means you don’t use fuckass AI…then again, I don’t know anyone who would use turdshit AI to make a poster so problem solved. Figure it out on your own, you fucking losers.

Do any posts haunt you like the ghost of a person you watched drown without trying to help

The food pyramid in Chicago is all pizza.

I’m going to do my favorite thing and go on some insanely long walk in Chicago from my friends’ house in Portage Park to wherever the Malört leads me.

I am very serious: you people need to stop recording yourselves doing everything. Skincare routine, exercise, cleaning, organizing. Fucking stop. It is very narcissistic and is making everyone insane. You all dress the same and have the same mannerisms. It’s fucking freak shit.

I <3 punx

Socialist Mayor Reigns of Terror Continue with Yet Another Sports Championship Victory: tinyurl.com/3f39hzcb

He had to wait to become a team exec to do it, but Patrick Ewing is finally an NBA champion.

LARRY DAVID 🧡💙

This is the most excited I’ve ever been for a team that is not my own to be up 3-1 in the finals. The celeb fans of the Knicks make up for the fuckass Lakers and Dodgers and Yankees I don’t even know. Anyway. GO KNICKS!

“My pronouns are gurl/dude.”

hollywood palladium, hollywood, california, 1991

Least favorite Roseanne characters: new Becky, Beverly, Crystal. Shut uppppppp.

the alt baddies are valid posting

The Supersuckers are a punk band that sing about being a rock and roll band.

searching for “wallet with money already in it” on Poshmark

Experimented with some Fernet tonight and I feel okay. I want at least one tasty thing to drink that doesn’t get me schnockered.

It’s true. It was nothing short of an abusive workplace.

This company puts out banger comics and it’s all because of a whole bunch of staff who are paid like $40k a year and who will eventually leave with PTSD

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You can’t convince me this person even likes music.

False equivalence. This is a convo about ownership. Spend $10.99/mo on CDs and in a year you've got 12 CDs. Yours forever even if you go broke and can't buy more. Spend $10.99/mo on streaming and then have to cancel? You've spent the same $ and you have...nothing. These are not equivalent systems.

happy memorial day

Rotting my brain on Instagram has radicalized me into not giving a fuck about anything. Your outfit sucks. Your apartment sucks. Your taste in music sucks.

Luke Raley, who wears #20, homered in his first career game at Sutter Health Park in West Sacramento. The ballpark’s original name (2000-2019) during its first 20 years? … Raley Field! 2️⃣0️⃣‼️ #TheMayerGWS

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

imagine dragons > AdP

I think the entire AdP subreddit is AI.