to my friends with kids I like to start conversations with “so I know a pet cat isn’t the same as your kid, BUT”

Nostradamus predicted i would write this post and that you wouldn't click like/rt on it. do you believe in free will? is breaking the prophecy a subversion of the order of the universe? interesting philosophical questions but only you can decide......

on this day in 2021, Reggie Jackson had two wedgies in the same game against the Dallas Mavericks. the Clippers staged a valiant 4Q comeback but ultimately got pulverized in OT. let us take a moment to remember Wedgie Jackson, the best to ever get the ball stuck between the rim and the backboard.

I love having a Big Coach, more teams should have Big Coach

sunday afternoon chores don't stand a chance when lying on the couch is the vibe

Thank you Garfield.

finally listening to the Cuckoo episode of Tender Subject and it is very good!

Help our FAVORITE comics store keep the wolf from the door! Books with Pictures is a treasure; let’s show them how much *we* treasure all they offer us! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

It strikes me that Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, and Amanda Seyfried are all competing for the same, "Okay, she freaked it for real" slot in the Oscar Best Actress race, and only one of them can succeed, and this makes me sad.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 12,1954

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 12,1946

cashmere goat herder just starting out:

In Japan, tourism to Portland, Oregon, is promoted by a grinning blue monster named Odnarodude. He’s at a Portland artisan event in Jiyugaoka De Aone this weekend.

I know they are the bad guys in The Crow but I am going to try to make this a chant during the Portland Fire season next year

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 05,1959

THANK GOD FOR TOUMANI CAMARA

when pete and frank sang “it’s never too late for now” I felt that

THE NBA CUP BLAZERS

it’s hard being a bit of a dullard without colin farrell looks

someone clearly in their 20s at the bar just took photos of drinks with flash??? is flash back?

hank this is NOT ok

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 30,1946

got worked up thinking about politics so going to watch a soothing comfort movie (knock at the cabin)

tracey jordan saying “why don’t you come back to TGS and pick the peas out of my fried rice, and the rice, I just want carrots” is one of the best lines in comedy

dinner tonight is two hot dogs, a root beer, and a snickers

my cat is obsessed with me 🙄

I am more interested in Linklater’s ode to cinema movie coming out than Baumbach’s I think

I'm like the shohei ohtani of wiggling the mouse every few minutes when we're slow at work so my status on teams doesn't switch to away

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 27,1950

“I sell A’Ones and A’One accessories.”

ok I know it is a very old book but you don’t have to be describing the end of it while we wait for the movie based on the book to start

BREAKING NEWS, an anonymous source close to McConnell reports that his recent fall was due to his shock at how good The CryptID Show is. while this story is still developing, you can learn more at the link below

checking out the most recent futurama season and I can’t believe it, after his many crimes richard nixon still is being cast smh

I refuse to believe so many people can earnestly tell the difference between 30 and 60 fps

topical

a’ja too good, congrats aces

me being sent to the main seating area tv instead of the bartender turning on the wnba finals on the tv at the bar: wow gay misogyny is real

🎶 don’t let the clankers grind you down! don’t let them grind you down! 🎶

good game

losing friends to clankers sucks man

chat gpt can’t hoop, and for this reason I am out

megan 2.0 would have been a near perfect 103 minute movie

therapy should be free, pic unrelated

Always great when you and the stranger next to you sort of lock into the same frequency during a movie. Can't describe it, but it's the movie-going equivalent of when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.