worst refs ever

etsy starting to come through with Fire merch since the team is lagging

made the very important decision of choosing my flair for r/PortlandFire 🔥Emily Engstler #21

olivia miles is very very good and it’s sort of rude the lynx got her

hard to win giving up 17 threes :/

kaiser being in charge of the fire’s healthcare worries me actually

second half adjustment: no offensive rebounds for them

I would prefer the valkyries make fewer 3s personally

megan on the pick and roll goes crazy

theory: emily with the braids >>>>>>

I know it’s early but it would rule if we got back to back CotY awards with expansion teams!

what auto correction setting is it that is trying to get me to type my home address into discord every time I go to type a message

happy pride globby 🌈

when the shaolin temple officially congratulates wemby and the spurs you know it’s over for the knickerbockers

just took off my shirt to eat a burrito. it’s summer, baby!

what are the odds the french guy eating at the taco truck knows carla leite, I should ask right?

monday is approaching, act accordingly

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 31,1961

can’t wait until the next Fire home game to test out if my shirt & concession snack combo are lucky *flagrant magazine **vegan bratwurst

all I’m saying is I had a headache the whole day and when I sat down at the movie theater it went away ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

seeing fever fans crashing out after a visit to the Fire Pit

I got the vegan bratwurst instead of my usual hot dog and we won by 16 very interesting 📝

EMILY ENGSTLER 🔥🔥🔥

proud of the portland fire tonight!

Emily Engstler I love you

if Caitlin had come out first those fans would have left and I could have gotten Lexie, Kelsey, and Aliyah :/

about to throw some elbows at some CC fans to get Aliyah Boston’s autograph

I hope they run some plays to get karlie some good looks tonight from 3

maybe caitlin’s back would be in better shape if she stopped crumpling to the ground after minimal to no contact

watching the valkyries beat the fever in the hopes of carrying that energy from Balhalla to the game tonight

“I’m bursting with adequatulance.” - Bill McNeal, WNYX Radio Host

my tattoo artist is so good a friend asked if my five and seven month old tattoos were new because they looked fresh

lord am I trying

pretty sure advertisements are worse for you than cigarettes

never exhaled so many breaths I didn’t realize I was holding than while watching backrooms

tall people need to not sit in the first five rows at the movies!

Engstler and Mühl both seem to be cat people, this is excellent news for the Fire!

just sang the @whatsallthispod.bsky.social theme song to my cat

I don’t think I’ve made toast since because I ran out of bread shortly after this and just have not gotten more

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 27,1959

Tough part about guarding the Portland Fire is they just keep stacking actions. Sun defend the first screen in the rescreen. Flows to Carleton and you contain there. Now it's a random guard/guard screen with the left side empty. No clean switch, help forced, skip to Leite for 3

watching a portland fire game:

tonight’s 4th Quarter SAB award goes to Freida Bühner!

27 May 2026

sandwalk is why Dune is technically a walking movie

seeing OKC fans in their playoff shirts: you know what maybe they are lame

watching a portland fire game: