Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

mixed XY

Jack Hayes smells an unsuspecting neighbor baking a pizza #beagles #PizzaStealing

Another day, another lunch special at Sal’s Pizzeria

Still life with marshmallows and Narcan

It’s audiophile reissue day here thanks to the friendly FedEx driver

An update in what my vegan daughter is eating while living in China and teaching at a university there: Passion fruit and watermelon

Anyone eating Mexican food made by an English restaurant is insane

We await silent Tristero

“Papa I couldn’t have possibly already had my dinner. Look how hungry I appear.” #beagles

Elvis and ethnic children in the street today in my little lakeside village

83 seconds of cows eating Pop Tarts

my Founding Fathers

Facebook is once again wildly overestimating my circle of friends

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

Wash Your Hands

Happy Album Release Day to me. jpgorman.bandcamp.com/album/oblivion

This is what Matt included in my Bandcamp package. What a great guy.

Same

Come on now Are #cats really allowed to be this adorable?

Stereo very loud because the other folks at the Culvers Curdside pickup section need to hear what good music is

The Other Side of Life presents the regional and Louisville debut of the JOE MCPHEE/KEN VANDERMARK/CHRIS CORSANO TRIO at Roots 101 African-American Museum in downtown Louisville, Friday September 4th.

Backyard orange day lilies

Jack Hayes, notorious pizza-stealing #beagle, was sad to see me go to work today

Ideally you would start with the mastering

Just ate a pound of cherries. AMA

Babe wake up, new psyop just dropped

Just said, “adenosine triphosphate” to someone without even a hint of irony

Update on what my vegan daughter is hearing on her way to work while she is living in China. Cicadas

Update on 2026: Half over.

Chairman Mao watching me get ready to go to work this morning #cats

Birmingham, England, August 2022.

Alley wall, Hong Kong, February 2026

The corner of a local music joint, MKeUltra in Milwaukee

11:11 — Buddha statue at the @ashmoleanmuseum.bsky.social says, “Make a wish”

How did I become a CAT PERSON. Things are really not right in the world. Also, here is my sweet baby earlier this morning

A week long homage to the godfather of Cult Film choices Alex Cox's Movidrome begins with Damiano Damiani's A BULLET FOR THE GENERAL aka QUIEN SABE! Join #thefilmcrowd this Monday 29th June from 8pm! *dubbed raucaus laughter* www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldar...

An update on what packaged snacks my vegan daughter is eating while living in China and teaching at a university there: “I bought some tamarinds. They’re good but they kind of just taste like prunes with a bunch seeds. I was hoping they would be more sour.”

Another update on what my vegan daughter is eating while living in China and teaching at a university there: Barbecued veggies. When I was visiting her in late January, we ate at this place two nights in a row. I recognize those skewered lotus root slices

Life goal

Chairman Mao right after I asked him why there was so much white fur everywhere #cats

The key to finding a good bagel shop in suburban Detroit is to look for one with “New York” in its name (also applies to Skokie, IL)

Chinese subway update from my vegan daughter: clean, efficient and empty for some reason today

Facebook thinks I might know legendary pianist Marilyn Crispell

Piper boy statue, suburban Detroit, Michigan

Bayview Boyfriends changing their name to Cudahy Divorced Husbands is so real

He’s just a wee’un