Why is someone sawing or grinding something right now? It sounds like a handheld grinder smoothing a rough metal edge. It is dark out, sir.

A minute of meditation for you, sitting next to the Breitenbush River.

Print this out, wrap it in a brick

Important to note that these pardons — which cover federal crimes that were not going to be prosecuted by the Trump administration — were announced just over an hour ago via a reply to a tweet. This news was not shared by reporters for a while because it was missed due to the way it was announced.

MSNBC reported Schumer's office felt that the longer that shutdown went on, the more likely it was that people would start to blame the Dems. My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.

The champ is here! Both Keenan Allen and I took the number 1 spot this game!

Pretty Eyes Allen, good for you babe.

I’m going to shit my ass off. I just for Jaylen Warren to not touch the ball anymore. He’s tired. Let him rest. Play Gainwell instead. Amen. 🔮

I bet DK is so pissed he plays for Aaron Rodgers instead of Sam Darnold.

A 40+ yard FG from Divker would seal it for me.

Let Dicker try the long FG you cowards 😭

I need a longish Field Goal from Dicker, PLEASE.

And that’s exactly why Rodgers doesn’t throw, because they’re INT’s. Geriatric fuckboy.

Aaron Rodgers is not particularly interested in getting hit. As a fellow geriatric millennial, I get it! But it’s limiting.

If Rodgers just spends all game handing the ball to Warren, why is your starting QB 41 year old Aaron Rodgers?

All Rodgers can do is hand a ball off. Retire.

Death by the Dicker Doink. 😩

I bet Aaron Rodgers married one of those weird humanoid looking AI robots.

I’d be fine with Steeler 3 and outs for the rest of the game if it means Dicker keeps hitting FG’s and PAT’s

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

After everything, Senate Democrats still haven’t figured out that surrendering to Trump Republicans will end badly? Unbelievable.

No more geriatric white men in our government or the NFL, please.

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

I’d be pulling my hair out if I had any.

DICKER THE KICKER YOU SWEET ANGEL MAN

I need a longish Field Goal from Dicker, PLEASE.

Aaron Rodgers so ass.

It doesn’t help that my opponent and I literally have competing RB’s. She has Warren and I have Gainwell. So, Warren is getting all the touches. Which is not great for me since DK does shit.

poor children literally went without food. people lost jobs and went into debt and got evicted and sold their cars they need to get to work. people who otherwise would have lived longer will die younger because of the stress of this. people did things for money they can't undo

Thanks babe. More!

senator merkley would make a fantastic minority leader

I don’t even care if the chargers score touchdowns. But please get within field goal position. I have Dicker, and need all the points I can get this week.

Dear Senate Dems, Republicans don’t keep their promises…

Rodgers doesn’t believe in vaccines but he wants up to believe he’s married.

it is entirely on-brand for democrats to ask us to suffer and then throw our effort in the garbage to give a win to the GOP

Gave up a safety. Ass old man.

Another week of ass Prime streaming.

THAT IS ALREADY A LAW. TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHO SIGNED THAT LAW. YOU ARE A FUCKING NEWS REPORTER

getting two pinky swears from Republicans, including one that they will merely follow the law, is laughably thin gruel

Aaron Rodgers so ass.

This is not a deal — it's an empty promise. Trump and his Republican Congress are making healthcare more expensive for the middle class and ending it for working families. Time for Democrats to stand tall for affordable healthcare. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

I've looked at all the details of this deal to end the shutdown reached by a small group of Senate Democrats. I've talked to a number of friends on the Hill to see if there's anything I'm missing. Sadly, I am not. This is a shit deal. It's a betrayal. It's cowardice.

My red line has always been lowering health costs for Americans. Donald Trump and Republicans don’t want an agreement that meets that bar. I’m a no.

I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable. We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina. A vote for this bill is a mistake.

"PROMISE OF A VOTE ON HEALTHCARE"

“I think it’s a terrible mistake,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren says of the deal. “People want us to stand and fight for health care, and that's what I believe.” (via Igor Bobic, HuffPo) x.com/igorbobic/st...

Enjoy Dementia Don reading the parenthetical out loud. “I, and state your name, do solemnly swear”. You’re supposed to say your name, Idiot. 🤡

Beak Breaker sounds like what the Seahawks did to the Cardinals.