Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!

"trans author and actress Jesse James Rose...details an alleged experience of being paid by Graham for sex work prior to her gender transition, while she attended college." www.them.us/politics/jes...

I’m pulling for France to win it all. Thanks for the statue, wish we were more like you. 🗽

I didn't agree with everything Lindsey Graham did. And now he's in hell.

A Florida police officer met a woman on a TV set, surveilled her for weeks, stalked her, and nearly caused a head-on collision while chasing her to pull her over. www.404media.co/footage-show...

Sen. Elizabeth Warren and nine other Democratic lawmakers told Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth in a letter that his gutting of a program meant to protect civilians during military operations erodes the military’s moral standing and may be illegal.

This is the funniest possible tribute he could have posted.

Megan Gustafson has scored 1,000 career points.

July 12, 1926: Publishing houses Henry Holt and MacMillan have begun altering high school biology textbooks to satisfy Texas officials who regard Darwinian science as anti-religious. All references to “evolution” are changed ro “development” and mentions of human evolution are entirely removed.

OFFICIAL: Sen. Mitch McConnell's team has confirmed that he WILL be participating in the Home Run Derby during the MLB All-Star festivities.

This stupid motherfucker is reporting on the I Think You Should Leave subreddit 😂

War is a genuinely terrible anti-human phenomenon rife with injustice and misery but Also sometimes this

Like any good proof of life photo, Mitch McConnell is holding a newspaper to corroborate that he was in fact alive on July 12, 2026.

Uuuuuuuuugh.

"Trump went on the Sunday show circuit to exploit the death of his friend to promote a voter suppression bill that would enable Trump to consolidate power for himself... Perhaps he could have at least waited until Graham was in the ground before propping up his corpse for his own benefit."

I think I should, eventually, get an air fryer. Sometimes I wanna pop 2 things in the oven but the cookin temps and times are wildly different.

‘I can’t die now’: Explosive report reveals Graham laughed off advice to seek medical care www.rawstory.com/lindsey-grah...

WASHINGTON (AP) — Lindsey Graham died from aorta rupture stemming from hardening of arteries: preliminary finding from medical examiner.

see you again, kris murray 🙏

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

Hegseth promised a focus on lethality, but he didn’t say in which direction

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To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

Love the thing where fossilized Democrats gush about what a good hang some dead white supremacist ghoul was.

girl WHAT

Just in time honestly

Unfortunately in one final act of internalized homophobia, Lindsay Graham died while my wife is at the grocery store, and now I have to choose between texting her and not getting to see her face when she learns, or risking that she learns somewhere else and I don't get to tell her at all

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!

When they skip your turn, you just have to stand there watching.

lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?

Are you an Etsy witch?

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Oh, you think it's funny that he literally shit himself to death? That he rose up like a pebble atop a geyser of his own refuse and broke his neck on his ceiling? That his family had to see the man dressed in his own stew like an undercooked buffalo wild wings boneless wing in 'Caribbean Jerk' dress

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes tonight and then he was like "Oh, wait Lindsey Graham just showed up, wanna talk to him?"

BREAKING: Sen. Lindsey Graham has died, his office announced in a statement early Sunday. According to reports, emergency responders were dispatched to Graham’s Washington, D.C., home Saturday night following a reported cardiac arrest.

Per NBC News: “Emergency personnel responded to a call for ‘cardiac arrest’ at Graham’s Capitol Hill home on Saturday night, according to police scanner audio obtained by NBC News.”

ATTENTION REPUBLICANS: if you’re waiting in line to join Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham, stay in line

she lindsey on my graham till i die suddenly

ID: ugly picture of an ugly dead man Lindsey Graham angrily pointing while spewing hateful rhetoric. End ID.

We're gonna find out that an hour ago someone placed a $100,000 Polymarket bet that Mitch McConnell would outlive Lindsey Graham

Diva down

Lindsay Graham dying was a real "I didn't even think to ask for that, thank you" kind of treat

I honestly can’t wait for the newest IHIP News AND I’ve Had It episodes tomorrow when Jennifer and Pumps react to this glorious news.