The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

Fine, I’ll stop shit talking Wicked for a week

This Brazilian woman hates AI

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

taking the kids to Disneyland in a couple days man I tell you, I am pre-exhausted

My "Not involved in the pedo cabal" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Took me a while to get around, but @lindsayellis.bsky.social' new video is just fucking good. Best time to get a @nebula.tv. nebula.tv/videos/linds...

Fair use.

look not to say that she isn’t doing the right thing here but it is baffling to me that anyone three years ago let alone in the year of our Lord 2025 still uses Twitter

I don’t care.

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

Worth getting Nebula (which is cheap and owned by the creators) just for this video. But there's also lots of other cool stuff.

I literally got a Nebula subscription to watch this, 10000% worth it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go outside and touch snow. (I’m not actually, it’s midnight and -30, no fucking thank you)

Man every where you went all day every day, “sorry for being white.” Glad that’s over.

excellent video, give it a watch. i feel like a lot of people have pulled away from police reform in recent years and like, no, the police are still bad

Here now (or will be once they figure out why my camera isn't working)! Ask me about my kefiyah www.youtube.com/live/MpVYz3h...

I’ll be here in a few hours at 11ET/8PT!

"Nobody seems to have the cilantro gene in Mexico" yeah because they genetically selected away from it. Because it's a weakness

Lindsay Ellis is a good reason all on her own to subscribe to Nebula.

I screamed out loud at this moment. (Complimentary)

Lindsay, as always, does not disappoint.

I spent a good deal of the time watching it fearing for your safety then I remembered I was on Nebula.

you should have seen the first draft 👀

I'm pretty happy with this one and there's a part of me that wishes I could put it out there but it's way too spicy for YouTube, but it would have to be cut/censored to oblivion and I don't want to have The Ghouls and their army of commenters after me

This is the first time they made me slap a content warning on a video. Merry Christmas! nebula.tv/videos/linds...

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

tomorrow on Nebula

“it’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia. It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”

idc how cliche this gif is, it is the only one

This entire weekend

I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆

all i'm saying is that there were better options

I did start eventually keeping a log called “Bob Ross’s cries for help.”

Suspiciously the hours and hours of absolutely vile garbage I had to watch for work (which should be out in a week or two) was not even so much as referred to in my YouTube recap.

that’s dedication

Someone else said it but it bears repeating: "The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors. "Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.

Muppet Christmas Carole might be the best muppet movie for the sole reason that its star at no point acknowledges the fact that he acting opposite muppets.

My new fav genre is when this human cold sore gets all defensive when people point out the… dozens? Hundreds? Of documented times she has harassed, threatened, or encouraged threats against other people in the same vein that she is now on the receiving end of.

companies: “maybe THIS AI ad won’t end in a deluge of mockery”

imagine having to explain to a new, young soul the concept of "the president" while trump is president

Unironically agree, I mean we’ve been calling those mfers “anti-choice” for years now anyway

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

“I was just following otters.”

fuck him up bonnie

Yes yes yes @ceilidhann.bsky.social all of this @pajiba.com

Reminder that these are still going strong! Order now to get yours in time for the holidays! Self-promotion! (this is painful for me)

I call dibs on “the crime genes” for my new punk band