haircut day and i'm getting literal Amelie hair. this will be one of the best or worst decisions of my life.

getting a lot of use out of this in the groupchat

love how obsessed with shipwrecks my generation is. is it because we grew up watching Titanic? the 2020s sea shanty craze? the chicken, the egg? idk but i don't know a single Gen Z that doesn't LOVE "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot like a child

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I'd like to hear from Sideshow Mel

Sabrina Carpenter is a gen x lounge singer trapped in the body of a Polly Pocket. Sabrina Carpenter is countryfied britpop. Sabrina Carpenter is a paper maché Ann Margaret. Sabrina Carpenter is David Foster Wallace in a peignoir set. Sabrina Carpenter is postmodernism itself. Sabrina Carpenter is.

what a textually rich week for Fallen Wife Guys, a group of men i find incredibly fascinating

you know how vintage people who love 1930s aesthetics always caveat that sentiment with "but it was a really hard time to be alive and i'd never want to actually live through it" ? i feel as though we are living through one of those eras now

“We can’t air our show about killing white supremacists. I mean, one of them just died! We should be more sensitive toward white supremacists in their time of mourning a white supremacist!”

it's nice to finally see a lot of people waking up to the reality of femicide fantasy media pandering to misogynists - especially in light of the D4vd case - but it's still depressing af to me that it's so popular.

regal boy

me watching bluey for the first time: aww haha this dad is so cute and reminds me of my fiancée, i wonder what the internet thinks of the dad from bluey how the internet feels about the dad from bluey apparently:

Marcie Sun, Linus Moon, Schroeder Rising :/

I also found this on my phone

kinda funny that i can only make 4 videos a year these days, bc i've decided that every video needs to be like five essays rolled into one. my thinking is basically this:

“I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake” - me, grumbling out of bed because I had to wake up at 8 am for the second day in a row

"A Brief History of Time" audiobook, the soundtrack to A Mighty Wind, "Jesus Freak" by DC Talk, A Prairie Home Companion, "Alice's Restaurant Massacree," Car Talk, or The Tragically Hip

If you're wondering what to do right now: Host a potluck. I'm not kidding. You can also join a book club or start volunteering, just get out and get face-to-face time with people if you are physically able to do so. Be safe, mask up, but go be in the presence of other human beings and talk to them.

try not to talk about things i care about w people IRL, which tends to work out fine? but today one of my best friends of 8 years was shocked to learn that i have a record player then spent an hour combing through my shelf like "you listen to [band]?? who are you??" soo maybe i should open up more 😵‍💫

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don't think the world is ever gonna hear my folk rock opera based on The Fly (1986) but does it ever exist. it shouldn't exist, but it does. much like-

wow the Body Horror section is literally just a list of my favorite films. incredible.

my mum just said to me that she thinks i would be "very capable of skydiving, bungee jumping, wingsuit flying, and high diving" but that i "shouldn't try mountain biking" because i can "handle speed, sure, but a mountain bike would dislocate every joint" in my body "upon each impact with the trail."

tomato soup & a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner .. that's what autumn is all about baybee

they’re trying to distract you from the fact that Papa Troll has a wife and son and daughter and another daughter and two more sons and a brother-in-law

i've umm grown pretty jaded about dudes fabricating historical mistruths to make themselves look like the wokest person in the room when really all they're doing is complaining about interpersonal beefs by invoking marginalized people. dude, you're not illuminating us. you're lying on the internet.

Hello please enjoy the trans My Little Pony, Star Catcher

am i not cute and atmospheric enough for you anymore 💔

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

i've lost all of my friends to Hollow Knight. i feel like I'm waiting for my husband to return from war. my days are long and full of angst without them. my apartment is spotless.

can't a girl contain multitudes anymore

i hate when i end up on hetero tiktok because i watched too many mountain biking videos and it's just some guy being like "Aristotle had one simple principle... date someone... get this ... you ENJOY spending time with, DESPITE THE FACT... that she is a woman." over truck commercial swag rock

with all due respect those are my emotional support album covers... i even had the butt poster in my dorm in college... you can't do this...

dudes in 70s exploitation films also love "seductively" eating the least sexy foods. like devour a cheese wiz covered devilled egg then hand his gf a rose like "breathe deep, child, for the petals are dipped in acid" to which she of COURSE responds "your ability to awaken my third eye is far out..."

early 1970s exploitation films love to have a deafening amount of creaky leather in them and the guy who wears the most leather? a jesus allegory. sorry i don't make the rules.

being annoying is not a crime or a moral failing. just something to consider.

i keep seeing youtubers who used to talk about weird fun niche topics they were passionate about switch to only ever talking about the latest news, discourse, and trends and then be like "why isn't anyone watching my videos anymore? this must be YouTube's fault." no dude! your heart's not in it

i love when artists are like look man i picked this stage / screen name when i was 21 and it's dumb but i can't change it now, my therapist says i can't keep answering questions about it because it kills the light inside of me

Not interested

as a Chronic Illness Haver i'm honestly astounded by how ghoulish a lot of chronic illness influencers are and how destructive a lot of these online communities can be. i grew up in pro ana spaces and i'm disturbed by the similarities. folks trying to out-sick each other constantly. it's concerning.

RIP Honey Sugarman you would've loved Lana Del Rey

Someone in the world really needs to know that "Esther Rantzen" rhymes with both "Ted Danson" and "Charles Manson." I feel absolutely certain that this is the key to a hit song.

shooting darts to mad libs my next writing project like okay a charismatic... but broken... suburbanite... betrays... his community... through a series of... zany... indiscretions...

when folks tell me i have diverse or eccentric taste i kinda have to laugh because it's all the same themes / motifs / personalities in different fonts and i'm pretty self conscious about it. like, i'm just an animal running the same paths back to the cave over and over. i suspect most of us are.

I am so fucking sick and tired of people who are obsessed with efficiency being unable to sit with the discomfort it takes to create something new and instead taking out their own failures on creative people.

Five years ago all this stuff about Trump's serial abuse came up. Women who had been minors at the time told their stories. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...

in retrospect my personality fully solidified when i was 10 and i begged my dad to take me to the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry planetarium to see the Pink Floyd laser lights show. now i'm an adult and every day is a Pink Floyd laser lights show.

I'm not sure if this is the correct course of political action, but I wrote to the Vancouver Park Board in support of finding a way to keep the Bright Nights charity fundraiser in Stanley Park instead of the new $49 Harry Potter event here: vancouver.ca/your-governm... globalnews.ca/news/1139552...

JK ONE OF MY FRIENDS TEXTED ME AFTER I POSTED THIS AND WE WE SAW JAWS !!!

i wanna go see Jaws in theaters late at night (obviously) but i have no more friends i haven't shown Jaws to AND stay up past 10pm... all my friends either love sleep or are sick of me showing them Jaws... perhaps i have a problem....