Had to double check if this wasn't an Onion article.

Liar!

That 3.1% margin of error is doing some heavy lifting with that Good response.

These people sure like assuming a lot.

Accepts.... probably was a required part of a deal

Oh woof

Remember the Nobel Peace Prize committee lost all credibility when they gave it to Obama so doesn't really matter.

I'm sure there's a zero percent chance this money will be grifted for bullshit.

In winter, Greenland and Iceland move south and that's why we feel cold

I'm getting a lot of these vibes from the "confident in democracy" folks on here.

Fucking GOAT soup.

You knew Brett Favre wasn't gonna get into trouble for that one nowadays.

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Is that what we are calling it now.

Diabeetus origin story

Yeah looking at how the lots are laid out they weren't too subtle about it.

Grifters gonna grift.

Toxic positivity bot

THICC SIX

Ken Klippenstein managing to do more actual journalism with a Substack, a Signal account, and not much else than the entire staff of the NYT and WaPo put together is incredibly depressing

Told ya

Eagles are going to lose this game bectthey aren't wearing their Kelly Greens

Errrrr I think they that snap was just after 0:00.....

Lmao why is that Lacey guy on Man U being such a bitch. You're on a yellow then do a temper tantrum at the asst ref.

Yes soldering my finger to this should do the trick.

"It was not Hitler who arrested me - nor Göring, nor Goebbels. I was arrested by the janitor, the grocer, the milkman, the tobacconist. They were handed SS uniforms, SA armbands, and suddenly they were gods." - Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor

I like how Drai does a crappy slap shot on the SO and Louie thinks that was a good idea lol. #BackgroundAudioOnlyNow

There is no fucking way the Packers needed a Hail Mary And his Holiness The Pope, watching from his chambers at the Vatican Heard the call and INTERCEPTED THE HAIL MARY

Man those Epstein files and bad polling numbers need a lot of distraction.

Bears don't want to try and win this game hey.

Icedick 2025/26 is gonna fall here soon with this warmer weather

I hate pissing taxpayers money away on legal fees, but you have to grind this guy into the ground legally and drain whatever cash TBA has left.

I think the honeymoon phase is over for the LPC and some of that NDP vote from last time to the Tories in S. Ontario may swing back to them too depending on who they get as leader. I don't think anyone wants the Bloc as the kingmaker.

1909 - Macclesfield are the first non-league team to eliminate the FA Cup holders since Crystal Palace knocked out Wolves in the 1908-09 first round. Fairytale.

The FA Cup should still have replay games.

Jon's morning tea(bagging)

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Pipe Dream

This all seems vaguely familiar 🤔

The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️

Interesting so in an ICE officer went and shot JD Vance, that officer is protected by absolute immunity.