I'm tired of pretending that SGA is better than Cade

Ja making an insta post holding a gun is a menace that must be dealt with LaMelo regularly endangering the public with a 2 ton missile on wheels is a haha silly guy Peak carbrain

Returning a couple of teenage love stories to the library. Ready for some age gap discourse

Mole

Phone batteries last way too long! 45 minutes of screen time is plenty, anything more leads to societal collapse A 100mAh limit would kickstart the healing process

Kevin Durant complaining about his coworkers in the bestie group chat is very normal and relatable

A restaurant in my neighborhood caught on fire and while I was watching the firemen put it out a lady genuinely asked me if I thought her reservation was canceled

Ballmer paid Kawhi even more than we thought

Exciting things happening at the feeder today

Team blue is clearly gassed. They could have used a lil John Tesh intermission

What if Kawhi is just really xenophobic

I'm just glad we saw the first game this season where a Nugget player didn't get injured

USA vs USA is a bit too on the nose for our current situation

Only true because Peyton Watson is injured

Cool to see Kawhi ball out in his last game before being banned from the league

Shedding TNT is going to be seen as an inflection point for the league. They consistently turned a great product into dogshit. Chuck still funny tho

Anyone who says all-star weekend is trash didn't watch

Team World just barely able to survive the Wembanyama minutes (-6) and push the game to OT

Bums scrubs frauds etc

The biggest difference in the year's all-star game is roughly 8000% fewer obnoxious advertisements and 1 fewer obnoxious Kevin Harts

I kinda assumed Chet Holmgren looked like that because he was foreign

Guy who only really watches one sport: I'm getting some Jokic/Murray vibes from this figure skating duo

We've lost the formula for sick dunks. Jump high and yam tf out of it is the way. Everyone focuses on making their dunk difficult in ways that don't make it more spectacular

Sound guy unmuting Luda's mic just in time for the slur 💀

LA is not a basketball city. Can't even pull Tuesday night Pelican game attendance numbers

Lights not bright enough for Jamal Murray

Dame is the Mac McClung of the 3pt contest

It feels like I've been praying for Chris Paul's downfall my entire life but this is such an awful way for him to end his career that even I'm not happy

Nuggets going 10-6 without Jokic able to play at all and then becoming the worst team in the league in non-Jokic minutes after he comes back is a funny bit, can’t deny.

Nuggets demand the landlord raise rent every single game. Nothing easy 😤

I'm rebranding to an Arturas Karnisovas hate account

Grizzlies are playing waaay too hard+aggressive for a tanking team going into the break

I should be used to it but seeing a hip check on Jokic's drive get overturned as marginal contact is making me crazy

Just looked it up, Nuggs are 0-58 on game winners this season

Game decided by an obvious no-call on the Jokic shot and a missed travel the entire planet saw. Fade me

I'm so mad the cap rules won't allow the nuggets to keep Julian Strawther (getting a head start on the 2027 doom posters)

@nbabeau.bsky.social 11:15 in the 3rd sick Jokic turnaround sombor shuffle

Bo Nix wouldn't goose egg, that much I know

Super Bowl commercials used to be frogs making funny noises and cowboys herding cats. Now they're all trying to convince me that techno dystopia is good actually

Punting fans feasting

American idiot is the national anthem now 🫡

If theses new Bulls played this well on their last teams they wouldn't be on the Bulls

Yabusele playing like he thinks he can get another contract in this league (he can't)

There's nothing on earth more frustrating than when your team can't get a rebound

Why is Giannis sending notifications to my phone

2021 - Jamal ACL 2022 - Jamal ACL 2023 - Championship 2024 - Calvin Booth 2025 - AG + MPJ injured 2026 - 😰

Nuggs are 3-0 vs the KAT-less Timberwolves and 0-2 vs the KAT Knicks this year Now that Zubac has gone east the only Jokic stopper left is Alex Caruso

As tradition, each year the Bulls must give a gift to a Nuggets enemy

Wait OKC is throwing the game cuz Shai is out? Embarrassing loser behavior

If you foul a guy who's 1-13 from 3 you should get ejected