Alice [at the art museum]: “Well kiss ma grittes!”

Founder of Antifa

Mood

“I throw the baby and it comes back to me!”

i am the winner of the MacArthur dumbass grant

If your wear a sweat suit but don’t break a sweat that’s stolen velour

(Reposting with alt text cause it’s brilliant)

“The ears are emulsified and then it is your buttocks that vibrate to the music of rock.”

In these trying times I believe that making my posts much stupider is a public service

“the girlfriend of one the founders of antifa”

Antifrog

I like to imagine David Bowie would cry out "PRESSURE!" as he flipped the little black release valve on his Instant Pot while making his beans

The only trolley problem *I* ponder is how it gets to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe

I've been given bad advice about this. Here's the straight poop.

OR are they Daleks

John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Management

Knowledgeable explainer thread if you’re freaking out:

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

When the world is a dumpster fire, but you're all about the Ren Faire life

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

Finally getting to watch the Fantastic Four movie. It’s as delightful as everyone said, and I’m more convinced than ever that Avengers, mutants, and Eternals would work better in separate universes too

i figure if i was an assassin i'd be pretty elite, arguably even the most feared and deadly on earth. but i worry what may happen when i decided to walk away from that life. would i be seen as just another loose end to tie up? probably. so ultimately i think forklift operator was a better fit for me

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

*racking a shotgun as i grill my daughter’s date* do you have a podcast?

Spicy take: cumin is really good in oatmeal

Colbert implies the existence of Colernie.

[Flashlight app under chin] And sometimes, late at night, you can still see the glow of his iPhone 4

We used to have social meetingya

While you were partying, I studied the beyblade

The spaghetti scene from "Lady And The Tramp" but we're sharing a phone charger

(Well technically time destroyed my childhood but I’d rather blame current pop culture)

Goldilocks made an Air B&B out of a Bear B&E.

I was gonna make a toaster joke but it came out too dark

“Talk to the hand” is only four words

Lady philosophers be auvoir, am I right

Always Be Thoven

Composers be thoven is that a thing

taking my eel to see the squirmatologist

I recently purchased 51% of a vampire hunting company. I am now the main stake holder.

You probably all knew about this already, but I only just found out, and consider my gob well and truly smacked.

works of art but with a twist: thread

someone just robbed me with finger guns and stole my air guitar.

Hey everybody I’m so excited to be releasing my new album “Diary Of A Showgirl” tomorrow I worked really really hard on it and… wait… I’m being handed a note…

I mean yeah

jokes to crack your dad up

It's Evel Knievel, not Stevel Knievel.

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