[biblically accurate angel] uh hello, my eyes are up here...and here...and over there

It's that time youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

Just in time for Rosh Hashanah 🍎🍯

Nobody really, really, really wants to zigazig ah anymore, and that's sad

the possible existence of a fiji mermaid portends to the possible existence of an aquafina mermaid, a disani mermaid, a liquid death mermaid, an evian mermaid, a voss mermaid, a smartwater mermaid, and maybe even a lacroix mermaid

Timeline cleanse from the West End farmers' market in #Vancouver

Posting for no reason in particular youtu.be/PBtitOjc6Rg?...

Honestly, I don't remember this chapter at all. I read the paperback though, so I'm guessing I got the abridged version. 😕 Do you remember this chapter? #Edwardian #history #literature #books youtu.be/3cx3uFrY7Ho?...

Sweet Beejuz! I over did it on the last postcard order. If you're at all inclined to support my work, PLEASE pop by my shop and snag a couple sets. xxyxxy.com/available/Po... It seriously keeps going! #art #sketch #postcard #postcards

As a distraction from all of the American nonsense, let's enjoy some "American" nonsense #Prisencolinensinainciusol youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...

A SPOOKY TUNE (Vincent Gargiulo) - Toasters ‘N’ Moose, from the 2010 film, “Chickens in the Shadows” (available on YouTube!), which also introduced the classic viral song, “Taste The Biscuit” and stars Tom Shaw and Estelle Piper. #spooky #spookyseason #halloween #movies #moviesky #musicsky #popsky

In Canada, proposed cuts of 15% across the federal government would have a dramatic effect on already globally decimated research & science. Join Canada's research & science community and tell PM Mark Carney to preserve the funding promised in 2024. Send a letter: win.newmode.net/canadianasso...

Hi Canadian friends! Want to help prevent what’s happening to science south of our border from happening here?? Hope the answer is YES… Assuming it is, it took me about 2 mins to fill out and send this pre written letter #ArmchairActivism #AcademicSky 🇨🇦 🧪

name an animal you don't respect

Last night on The Order of Things, Ian (@painapple130.bsky.social) picked NURSERY RHYMES hoping it would be easy, but it didn't go as planned. Full episode coming soon!

Ken will lead the revolution

M-I-C (see you in hell) K-E-Y (why? because you're groveling bootlickers) S-U-C-K-S

Signing up for my Patreon is a great way to support my art, my writing, and myself as a human being. You'll gain access to fun posts like my weird affirmations and monster-based etiquette advice from Mothman. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

throne.com/sophia_nyx/i... Local prompt sl-t can't eat engagement. #mutualaid

This is double-plus ungood.

well today is grey skies tomorrow is tears you'll have to wait till yesterday is here

speaking as someone who has been grading clearly AI-generated student papers (this is as fun as licking compost btw): You don't notice human em dash overuse, because the dashes are deployed in logical places. AI tools put long dashes in places the most zealous human em-dash-overuser never would.

*asleep and mumbling* i think the plural is Y'allgoslavia

@sentimentbot.bsky.social - might you be able to distract me a wee bit from the horrors and horrorcitos?

Everyone enjoy watching your state-controlled TV tonight.

Sounds made by animals in various different languages... Pip pip (Swedish mouse) Woke woke (Burmese dog) Meh (Portuguese sheep) Kum Kum (Polish frog) Ungaa (Tagalog cow) Behehe (Albanian goat) Haloom (Bengali lion) I-go-go (Russian horse) Gulu gulu (Turkish turkey) ???? (any fox)

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

ugh I hate this I saw some UFOs that fly in lines like geese and honk like geese, but nobody believes me

New meme just dropped

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Tuesday afternoon dance break youtube.com/shorts/gYE2w...

It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.

No more worldbuilding. We have enough worlds, pick one and start writing. It’s wasteful to make more.

Had a dream that the GOP passed a law while everyone was sleeping while one Democrat ran around screaming "It's a cookbook!" (Youngsters, feel free to Google)

Can't even stress how much I'm going to need help. Every little bit helps. if my MRI comes back clear maybe I can save myself. Thank you for saving my life venmo lauren-Malone-Atwater

This new piece by Ta-Nehisi Coates is a must-read, and I won’t spoil it by quoting the last sentence, but you won’t easily forget it (I hope).

I have been contacted by several headhunters trying to recruit me for this kind of work, and I am glad I turned down the "opportunities"

If you aren’t already masking now is the time to change that before it’s too late.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

My girlfriend is convinced I made up the Baby Geniuses movies, so now that @kenjennings.bsky.social mentioned them on Jeopardy, I'm either vindicated or we're co-conspirators in a very strange lie.

This scenario is exactly what Jamiroquai was warning us about and we didn't listen.

We should settle this with a dance-off

billionaires making AI tools available everywhere for low or no cost is like a rider offering a bit and bridle to a horse, telling them how it will make it so easy to know where to go

hell yeah skeleton time

Breaking: Ghost of Christmas Present fired for tweeting “Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouse?”

THIS 👇👇👇 Don’t believe anyone if they tell you it’s “good” to get infected There’s a reason why vaccines exist There’s a reason why masks exist COVID has been shown to damage your immune system Protect yourself, your friends, family, and community 😷