At long last, we have created a media ecosystem based on the ideology of Tyler Durden from the classic Chuck Palahniuk novel Don't Base Your Ideology On Tyler Durden.

Yeah I bet Paul Walker and Charlie Chaplin liked it…

Her new motto is “To err is human; to airbrush, divine.”

THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO THE WHITE HOUSE. STOP PARTICIPATING IN THIS. IT IS EMBARRASSING.

Orange Migraine

“My brother is here tonight. Get him! No just kidding; it’s the other one.”

Sam Neill, an actor so wonderful that John Carpenter paused his absolute disparaging of Chevy Chase to declare his love for him. I'm glad they met, despite the circumstances, because IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS is an underrated horror masterpiece.

Do the Right Thing also inspired one of the great off-script Oscar moments. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj2s...

Trump literally threatened to murder an entire civilization earlier this month.

democrats: we're waiting for our good friends the republicans to wake up and turn on trump republicans: we're indicting james comey for an instagram pic and trying to get disney thrown off air cause jimmy kimmel talked shit about us

Sam Altman looks like a bassett hound that was reincarnated as a serial killer who is keenly aware that the police are always just one step behind him

Clearly that's Ted McGinley, which means the administration has jumped the shark and will soon be over.

Trump needs to go away soon. I can only go through so many more news cycles of defending Jimmy Kimmel.

The apostle Paul would have 5 increasingly worse tweets explaining what he meant by the first one

without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

You didn't swallow a fly, you were proteinmaxxing

“Political violence” = when it happens to elites in power instead of children

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

In response to his position on killing baby Hitler, three companies pulled their advertisements from Shapiro's podcast.

Delbert McClinton-maxxing

A magician named Oz not being able to see something coming? A little on the nose.

You’re laughing. He finally finished Stephen King’s longest and most self-indulgent novel, and you’re laughing.

Yes, journalists, truly the group that constant violence has been waged against for the last two years. Eye on the ball.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Whatever just happened at the WHCD is going to generate a million conspiracy theories. Many of them will based on incorrect reports from the first moments. Good time to log off, enjoy your Saturday, and wait for some actual reporting.

"So, as I was saying, is THIS your card?"

This shit is so embarrassing. Anyone who goes to the WHCD fucking sucks. Fuck the pocket squares and other performative shit.

Do people genuinely want a movie where existing concert footage is recreated as closely as possible? What is the point?

It's like they say, there are only 4 kinds of stories: Man vs. Nature Man vs. Man Man vs. Self Man accidentially ends up in small town and rises up against a car crash cult

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

making a milkshake duck biopic that ends with the world falling in love with milkshake duck, the duck who loves milkshakes.

All I have to say about the White House Correspondents Dinner is that last year they fired Amber Ruffin and this year they hired a "mentalist"

Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.

“No this biopic doesn’t go into that stuff. It ends with his application to art school.”

"Hilariously terrible" does not begin to describe what you're about to see here in MAN IN THE MIRROR: THE MICHAEL JACKSON STORY (2004). This clip starts with him leaving a concert and saying, “I wanna remember this forever! What’s the date?” You'll find out what the date is. And keep watching.

*Shows up at the Food Network studios with brass knuckles and a boxing glove* "Yeah, that's not what Beat Bobby Flay is."

You’ve… gotta pick a different verb there

Made a joke in my weekly game show about there being a Pentatonix version of the Ghostbusters theme, but then @painapple130.bsky.social confirmed it exists

Just heard somebody refer to Judy Greer as a nobody they've never heard of, so I'm going to scream at a wall for an hour.

*Sean Connery voice

Stephen Colbert is allegedly in the "Screw You CBS" portion of his talk show's final days, but his final guests include a former Secretary of State, a CNN anchor, and a sexual predator/Carl Sagan wannabe. Just embarrassing.

Talking vegetables. Catchy songs (well... song). A surprisingly lengthy theological discussion about the eternal soul of a pickle. It's all here in Veggie Tales: An Easter Carol.

Oh no; now there will never be onion rings

More movies could benefit from a werewolf break

Tomorrow, it's my review of AN EASTER CAROL from Veggie Tales. Or, if you join my Patreon for as little as $1/month, you can listen to it right now.

I still want to write a remake of the obscure, not very good ‘70s horror film THE BEAST MUST DIE, because there’s a great movie hiding under there somewhere.

Merry X-Mas (Infowars is over)

bad news for my new weed delivery startup, Bombadil