Saw a video of Renee Good’s wife sobbing & screaming next to her dog. There is no describing the rage I feel right now. They murdered an innocent woman. They are getting away with it. They didn’t even offer basic condolences. An evil administration, with the support of the worst of this country.

Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power - file impeachment articles every day in the House - withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee - be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable

This is incredibly worth reading in light of what is happening now and the basis on which Trump and Rubio are pursuing charges against Maduro.

Make it viral.

Renee Nicole Good is the one whose reputation should be protected, whose death should be marked by flags across the country being lowered to half-staff, who should be getting tearful tributes and acknowledgments from politicians and media figures. These are the people we ought to honor.

The reality of a police state is that most protesters will flee before police violence gets extreme. That's what Renee Good, very sensibly, was trying to do. The killer prevented her from doing so, stepped in the way to hold her there so he could kill. That's a murder state.

I have to believe that most people do not want to live a country where they have to watch their neighbors get shot in the face by Nazi thugs

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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.

the video is out, there is no reason to not send local law enforcement to arrest the ice agent in question and yes i know they will refuse to hand them over and you treat that exactly how you would treat it under any other similar circumstance

This is good in tone, but time for arrests now. They committed an unprovoked murder in your city! You have a state justice system!

Frey: I have a message for ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis

Are you, and I cannot stress this enough, fucking kidding me

Abolish ICE and prosecute every single member

This the best thing that has ever happened to me

why do they keep letting stephen miller out of his cave

23andMina

The Sopranos and The Leftovers had absolutely perfect finales. Mad Men almost did, but there were still three episodes after it.

A time traveler trying to save Abraham Lincoln but they accidentally use the Julian Calendar

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Jim Henson: What if I did a character who plays the piano and sings in a growly voice Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak

Quote tweeted with alt text and also want to note that everything he's written is a lie. Colonization stole wealth from those countries and in the years since those countries ended formal ties neo colonization found new ways of continuing to mine those countries for their wealth

MARK KELLY YOU HAVE BEEN WRONGED BUT THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT NOT, AN EXCUSE TO TEXT ME AGAIN

Here's the remarkable story of how Rob and Michele Reiner forged a unshakable bond with a man serving life in prison for a murder he says he didn't commit. “Rob and Michele didn’t want credit for trying to help me,” Nanon Williams told us. “It was just because they loved me.” Please give it a read

How many congress people have said the words impeachment? Like 2? Lol

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“It was my sled. I hate making people solve things.”

Oh look. A serious and gritty take on Robin Hood. We haven’t had one of those in, like, hours.

very healthy and normal society we have where the guys who show up to daycares and say “where are the children” are somehow winning

“Jesus turned down the offer and suggested Hitler for the job”

Willem Dafoe making up an alias on the spot

“Marconi plays the mamba; listen to the radio”

the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?

“No no no, that was my father’s name! Please, call me Wiener.”

Lucretia Garfield could not be reached for comment

The world is bad but I got to go to the excellent Manitoba Museum today, where resides the Nonsuch, the exact replica of a merchant ketch from the 1600s. A map outside her gallery features the Anglo-Norman maxim "honi soit qui mal y pense" - shame/evil be to he who thinks of evil.

Who wants some of my signature vegetarian French onion soup?

They believe the President of Venezuela is subject to US federal law, but the US president isn't.

So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.

“Their leader is a bad guy but…” Hey how about starting every sentence about the US President with the same qualifier? There’s no need to say anything except “This is wrong, and the president should be impeached.”

I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather. “No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!” “No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”

If you are a Dem House member or Senator and your recurring theme is "We don't have the votes, what are we supposed to do?": RESIGN

i bet this shit hits so hard if ur stupid

The US Senate confirmed this man 99-0.

that’s more like it. no mention of “he is bad but”

maduro was open to talks and in response we bombed the capital, kidnapped him and his wife, and now we’re about to set up an imperial outpost and start stealing all their oil. we are the bad guys. we have always been the bad guys.

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.