Collin Murr
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Writer. I host game shows sometimes.
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On an upcoming episode of The Order of Things, find out who Americans believe in most! If you'd like to be a contestant, send me a DM.
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"We're not letting there be a worse helicopter movie directed by a Landis"
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about 12 hours ago
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Todd in the Shadows
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For the longest time I thought "Our God Is An Awesome God" was a real hymn that was like two hundred years old, but it came out in 1988, it uses "awesome" the same way the Ninja Turtles did
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Le Cordon Bleu has officially unveiled the Big Mac Division of Fine Dining
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about 16 hours ago
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Well, um, in the words of a famous comedian: âI'm not calling you a Nazi. Let's just go to the chart, 'cause it matches exactly.â
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1 day ago
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Tom Reaganâs Hat
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KILL PHIL (2003)
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Can we please let Ned Beatty rest in peace?
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1 day ago
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Checks out; he hasnât been woke for a long time
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3 days ago
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Tonight, on a special Oscars edition of THE ORDER OF THINGS, our players took on some bonus impressions, including this masterful one from
@farttotable.bsky.social
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3 days ago
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The âHillary was right about everythingâ people are really emphasizing the past tense bit right now.
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3 days ago
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susan
4 days ago
In this one, Annie Lennox stars as Tom Bombadil and Kate Winslet is Goldberry
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Loch Ness Monster
4 days ago
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susan
5 days ago
Back Door Peerage is nowhere near as catchy as Back Door Santa
youtu.be/38BCklcvALI?...
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4 days ago
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"Frasier, I'm worried about Dad. He's making Joan Crawford threats to himself again."
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The Disaster Artist wasn't even supposed to be about bad filmmaking, James Franco just showed up and made a terrible film, so they kept it in.
5 days ago
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I tend to think of this positively, since he forced a monster to listen to Neil Diamond music
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Hugh Jackman Sings at Fox News Titan Rupert Murdoch's Lavish 95th Birthday Party as Donald Trump Sends Video Wishes
Australian actor Hugh Jackman performed on Saturday, March 7, at conservative media mogul Rupert Murdoch's 95th birthday party in New York City
https://people.com/hugh-jackman-sings-rupert-murdoch-95th-birthday-party-11922105
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Eize Basa
6 days ago
The Monster at the End of This Book (ENDING EXPLAINED)
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susan
6 days ago
Hump-Plumping Injectables was the b-side to Block Rockin' Beats
youtu.be/ZguPdN1L7vg?...
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Tal Lavin
6 days ago
my first published fiction since.... high school maybe?? im getting wild at the Hydra
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In a perfect world, the Best Supporting Actress race would be a deadlock between Tânia Maria in The Secret Agent, Wunmi Mosaku in Sinners, and Jade Oukid in SirÄt.
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Zendaya is Nietzsche
7 days ago
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Return of the Cmonmacques
7 days ago
I donât think losing an election means you were âright about everythingâ or âtried to warnâ all of us
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Matt Zoller Seitz
7 days ago
THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now
mzs.press
bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
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It's wild that no songwriter ever tried to copy the Da Doo Ron Ron model of "chorus that sums up the verses for people who didn't pay attention."
7 days ago
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The Onion
8 days ago
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeonâs Office
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Brendel
8 days ago
I remain convinced that if you turn on this movie itâs just 2 hours of Tom Hanks alone in a room going âwow we didnât think anyone would clickâ
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New game: Clickhole or Real News?
8 days ago
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Men are always getting lost on the way to this airport
9 days ago
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Please stop showing Trump Oscar movies. It can only end badly.
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9 days ago
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If we convince all those fast food CEOs that raising their hourly pay will make all the other CEOs look bad, will they finally pay a living wage?
9 days ago
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FormerGregSamsa
9 days ago
Was handed a religious pamphlet today and it seems the Heated Rivalry âwe like watching gay eroticaâ has hit the Chick Tracts sect.
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Eize Basa
10 days ago
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10 days ago
Fitzcarraldo (dir. Werner Herzog, 1982)
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Alisha Grauso (She/Her)
11 days ago
"Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers." - George Carlin, 1996
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For those curious, here's my Best Picture ranking: 1. The Secret Agent 2. Sinners 3. Train Dreams 4. Frankenstein 5. Sentimental Value 6. Hamnet 7. Marty Supreme 8. One Battle After Another 9. Bugonia 10. F1
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Alejandra Caraballo
11 days ago
The question is always "what if a kid is wrongfully transitioned" and never "what if a trans kid is denied the ability to transition and endures years of excruciating dysphoria and has to have multiple surgeries later in life to fix the issues caused by going through the wrong puberty."
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Bree (aka Kit Rocha)
11 days ago
Better Off Ted warned us about our current tech environment in so many ways, but perhaps none more on the nose than JABBERWOCKY (jabberwocky jabberwocky jabberwocky)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=knAv...
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âThe Land OâLakes send their regardsâ
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11 days ago
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T. Greg Doucette
12 days ago
"Abolish ICE" is, very literally, the moderate position
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He looks like a formal pirate. He calls it a Margaret leg.
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Can you match these 1/2 star Letterboxd reviews to the classic movies? Join us this Wednesday at 9 Eastern for an all-new THE ORDER OF THINGS! DM me for more info.
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12 days ago
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susan
12 days ago
Tonight is the beginning of the Jewish festival of
#Purim
. Purim is an ancient Persian word, meaning "lots" - unpredictable, irrational, outside our comprehension. It celebrates survival in the face of oppressive forces. Chag Purim sameach to all who celebrate, and a wish for peace to the world.
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Twist: It's not about Tremors
12 days ago
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13 days ago
I hope the rest of North America adopts this too or I am going to have to do more math when I talk to friends, family, and clients in other places
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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B.C. to end time changes, adopt year-round daylight time | CBC News
March 8 will be the last time British Columbians have to change their clocks, B.C. Premier David Eby announced Monday.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-adopting-year-round-daylight-time-9.7111657
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âIâm still a man of wealth and tasteâ
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Gavin Newsom wants to reintroduce himself
The governor has become the de facto leader of the Democratic Party
https://econ.st/4bhZBDR
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It's funny how many people think the character Harrison Ford plays on talk shows is the real man. What a lovely and thoughtful speech. His run from 1985-1990 remains one of the finest in any actor's career.
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Harrison Ford: Life Achievement Award Acceptance Speech | 32nd Annual Actor Awards
YouTube video by Netflix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV_2CEa6Bbs
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Jill Weinberger
13 days ago
Either Platner's a Nazi or he accidentally got a Nazi tattoo & kept it for almost 20 years, accidentally RT'd a guy who recently proposed a "final solution" for American Jews, & accidentally went on the podcast of a guy who thinks Israel killed JFK. If he's not a Nazi, HE'S EXTREMELY NOT BRIGHT.
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"He didn't murder innocent students the right way"
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13 days ago
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susan
13 days ago
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I said, "you're beautiful" and now you have that song in your head
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Americans describing a burger: Imagine purity culture.
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