"We're not letting there be a worse helicopter movie directed by a Landis"

For the longest time I thought "Our God Is An Awesome God" was a real hymn that was like two hundred years old, but it came out in 1988, it uses "awesome" the same way the Ninja Turtles did

Le Cordon Bleu has officially unveiled the Big Mac Division of Fine Dining

Well, um, in the words of a famous comedian: “I'm not calling you a Nazi. Let's just go to the chart, 'cause it matches exactly.”

KILL PHIL (2003)

Can we please let Ned Beatty rest in peace?

Checks out; he hasn’t been woke for a long time

Tonight, on a special Oscars edition of THE ORDER OF THINGS, our players took on some bonus impressions, including this masterful one from @farttotable.bsky.social.

The “Hillary was right about everything” people are really emphasizing the past tense bit right now.

In this one, Annie Lennox stars as Tom Bombadil and Kate Winslet is Goldberry

Loch Ness Monster

Back Door Peerage is nowhere near as catchy as Back Door Santa youtu.be/38BCklcvALI?...

"Frasier, I'm worried about Dad. He's making Joan Crawford threats to himself again."

The Disaster Artist wasn't even supposed to be about bad filmmaking, James Franco just showed up and made a terrible film, so they kept it in.

I tend to think of this positively, since he forced a monster to listen to Neil Diamond music

The Monster at the End of This Book (ENDING EXPLAINED)

Hump-Plumping Injectables was the b-side to Block Rockin' Beats youtu.be/ZguPdN1L7vg?...

my first published fiction since.... high school maybe?? im getting wild at the Hydra

In a perfect world, the Best Supporting Actress race would be a deadlock between Tânia Maria in The Secret Agent, Wunmi Mosaku in Sinners, and Jade Oukid in Sirāt.

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

It's wild that no songwriter ever tried to copy the Da Doo Ron Ron model of "chorus that sums up the verses for people who didn't pay attention."

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

I remain convinced that if you turn on this movie it’s just 2 hours of Tom Hanks alone in a room going “wow we didn’t think anyone would click”

New game: Clickhole or Real News?

Men are always getting lost on the way to this airport

Please stop showing Trump Oscar movies. It can only end badly.

If we convince all those fast food CEOs that raising their hourly pay will make all the other CEOs look bad, will they finally pay a living wage?

Was handed a religious pamphlet today and it seems the Heated Rivalry ‘we like watching gay erotica’ has hit the Chick Tracts sect.

Fitzcarraldo (dir. Werner Herzog, 1982)

"Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers." - George Carlin, 1996

For those curious, here's my Best Picture ranking: 1. The Secret Agent 2. Sinners 3. Train Dreams 4. Frankenstein 5. Sentimental Value 6. Hamnet 7. Marty Supreme 8. One Battle After Another 9. Bugonia 10. F1

The question is always "what if a kid is wrongfully transitioned" and never "what if a trans kid is denied the ability to transition and endures years of excruciating dysphoria and has to have multiple surgeries later in life to fix the issues caused by going through the wrong puberty."

Better Off Ted warned us about our current tech environment in so many ways, but perhaps none more on the nose than JABBERWOCKY (jabberwocky jabberwocky jabberwocky) www.youtube.com/watch?v=knAv...

“The Land O’Lakes send their regards”

"Abolish ICE" is, very literally, the moderate position

He looks like a formal pirate. He calls it a Margaret leg.

Can you match these 1/2 star Letterboxd reviews to the classic movies? Join us this Wednesday at 9 Eastern for an all-new THE ORDER OF THINGS! DM me for more info.

Tonight is the beginning of the Jewish festival of #Purim. Purim is an ancient Persian word, meaning "lots" - unpredictable, irrational, outside our comprehension. It celebrates survival in the face of oppressive forces. Chag Purim sameach to all who celebrate, and a wish for peace to the world.

Twist: It's not about Tremors

I hope the rest of North America adopts this too or I am going to have to do more math when I talk to friends, family, and clients in other places www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

“I’m still a man of wealth and taste”

It's funny how many people think the character Harrison Ford plays on talk shows is the real man. What a lovely and thoughtful speech. His run from 1985-1990 remains one of the finest in any actor's career.

Either Platner's a Nazi or he accidentally got a Nazi tattoo & kept it for almost 20 years, accidentally RT'd a guy who recently proposed a "final solution" for American Jews, & accidentally went on the podcast of a guy who thinks Israel killed JFK. If he's not a Nazi, HE'S EXTREMELY NOT BRIGHT.

"He didn't murder innocent students the right way"

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I said, "you're beautiful" and now you have that song in your head

Americans describing a burger: Imagine purity culture.