Is this a euphemism?

Watching nothing but Aussie films today

FFS www.bbc.com/news/article...

People who lost stuff on eBay without checking to see if they still have it and that it's not damaged #names It's fine, I wanted to be dicked about and wait for a parcel that's never coming

I started a collage but then it got complicated and now I can't be arsed and there's paper everywhere but I need to finish it because it's doing my head in and taking up a fuckton of space

#TOTP PAUL NICHOLAS, FUCK YEAH

#TOTP Remember when Flavor Flav did 'Flavor of Love' and one of the contestants took a cheeky shit on the carpet?

#TOTP Double Blondie! Triple if you count doubles!

#TOTP I know how to make those trousers she's wearing

#TOTP Why didn't we send this jaunty reggae number to Eurovision? I blame racism

#TOTP Listening to this in middle age

#TOTP My brain trying to process this episode

#TOTP Pop on the subtitles so you can sing along

#TOTP I blame all this on Argos selling cheap electric guitars

#TOTP Many thanks to Blondie for being the only band to not be nonce fodder so far. And also, not be crap

#TOTP Pound shop Hanson

#TOTP Good start, it can only get worse from here

Absolutely no concentration today 😩

“I Pray Heaven To Bestow The Best Of Blessings On This House And All that shall hereafter Inhabit it. May none but Honest and Wise Men ever rule under This Roof.” John Adams is probably turning in his grave right now www.whitehousehistory.org/photos/adams...

INSOMNIACS: I've found a new video on YouTube which will sort he you to your sleep: Jackie Kennedy's White House tour. So relaxing

@hailmaryjuana.bsky.social Have we done this one yet?

This was one of the CDs I used to put on to get my daughter to sleep

@hailmaryjuana.bsky.social Two questions: 1) Did you ever get to see David Cassidy live? 2) Have you ever seen the Leif Garrett episode of Behind The Music? 3) Did you know that Leif's sister was the Cousin Oliver of My Three Sons?

Ahhh man, can't believe I missed this www.wearemud.org/events/worm-...

We’re (at most) 6 months away from Converse posting “Guess what shoes Kurt Cobain was wearing when he shot himself?”

‘In times of global shit collapse, little craft projects like this can really help you hold it all together’

Nuns On The Run With Big Naturals

Is this a euphemism for bars in the Gay Village?

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Do you think Ryan Gosling has an Oyster card? Do you think Ryan Gosling lurks on /r/London? Do you think Ryan Gosling is disgusted at the price of Freddos? Do you think he watches Strictly? Yes, I am still thinking about Ryan Gosling living here. I hope he's enjoying it

Don't we all, love

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover with Big Naturals

PARKLIFE

Alanis Morissette has been inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

Lola Young has been announced as a Grammys performer.

That latest Spinal Tap film is depressing. Rob Reiner saying "Oh yeah, people love murders" in the first 10 minutes was a bit much 😭

Slow news in Britland right now www.bbc.com/news/article...

Many thanks hanks to whichever fuckwit from next door slammed their front door just as I was dropping off for a nap. It's fine, morons, it's not like I've had two weeks of insomnia or anything 🖕

Absolutely made up to dig a hole in the front garden and find a whole cluster of worms where there used to be none. I don't think anyone's been this chuffed about worms ever

@3dollarbill.bsky.social Finally, some good news

Treated myself to one of these bad boys at the garden centre and have just planted him out www.englishroses.co.uk/product/birt...

The plane from Manchester to New York has just flown right over my house

My worms and I are jealous

As requested by Luke Hooverhead

I've been awake since the crack of dawn and I feel like shite. How is it not even 10am yet?

A nice day out AND dry washing?? Blimey. It's pissing it down now, so it was a small window

Sure Jan

Harry Hill is back!! And Stewart Lee is definitely tipsy youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...