The main cause of racism is not immigration, or multiculturalism, or even confected 'culture wars'. It's constipation. That's why these purple-faced, fashy cunts are so angry with everything. You'd be too, if your diet of garbage left you backed up for a week.

I CAN’T STAND THAT GRACE JONES

Ban this sick filth

Australia being absolute madlads again

WALK THE DINOSAUR!

Man across the road is cutting the front hedge. It's taken him 2 hours to do a 45-minute job. Mate, you don't have to pat the hedge, it's fine with it being cut. Also, you'll get more done if you run the clippers for more than 10 seconds at a time

So Paul Robinson went off to stay at Lassiter's Hotel b/c of Jim seeing Zoe and ends up buying the place? The entirety of his empire is built on him going off in a huff??!?

Still a bit riled about the other night. Specifically, the idiot who spotted a hazard but said nothing, then started crying & needing overdramatic hugs from me later when the hazard presented itself. The fucking nerve of that, when he had the opportunity to prevent it and it made things worse! Twat

I don't really know who Zendaya is or why she's famous but boy, am I sick of seeing her face everywhere

I bought a copy of 'Forever' by Judy Blume for my daughter and she completely ignored it. SMDH

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

I may or may not have done this in the past

Considering that I haven't done any thru-the-cap highlights since I left my Saturday job at the hairdresser's in 1990, the highlights I've done on myself tonight have come out surprisingly well. I've still got it 💪

Hippo-ly ever after 🦛

@bird42.bsky.social If perimenopause is puberty in reverse, am curious to know what's coming out in yours. Are you stomping round in Docs and a floppy velvet hat? (for instance)

I fully believe that perimenopause has taken me right back through my puberty. Right now I'm highlighting my hair like it's 1989 again. With a cap and everything!

There's nothing better than this coming on the radio when you're having a cruddy day youtu.be/Ax5N5rcnG1s?...

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Happy much missed Birthday

I *knew* it was chemsex parties! I am a useless lump at most things but boy, can I sniff out all the hallmarks of a chemsex party

Next door are once again back on their shit. I'm ready to rip out their dog's barkbox and shove it up its arse

The swimming pool at the former 30 Ramsay Street looks proper manky

That's a fun night in

Got kicked out of the death cult for wearing too much glitter

Still rattled about what happened the other night, but less than I was before. The sheer nerve of the person who consoled me, when she was the person who could've stopped all the upset just by saying something. Thick cunt. Comfort from the one person whose actions made things awful for everyone!!

Rewatching Gemma and Adam on Neighbours and realising what a banging casting job they did for Roxy many years later

I don't understand why someone off a vapid TV show is getting so much media attention now she's dead. Sorry about your terminal cancer and all that, love, but who the fuck are you???

Got my shit together and did something creative (made a couple of curtains out of an old blackout blind). That glimpse of sunshine last week was the trigger. I need my bedroom to be a gothhole in summer, and this'll help immensely

My scumbag neighbour, and this is barely even the half of it

Barry Gibb is very forgiving

Ted Nichols, who composed, conducted and arranged music for such beloved Hanna-Barbera cartoons as The Flintstones, Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! and Josie and the Pussycats, has died. He was 97.

The woman who used to live upstairs (before the last arsehole) was sweet but a moron. One night she stopped me when I was going on a rare night out and asked me to buy her a bottle of wine and a pack of cigs. .

There's a lot going on here

What’s the perfect GIF for your BlueSky persona?

BODYOID

Another day, another scamming twat, this time QTing for attention

Thank U India (You're welcome) Thank U Terror (You're welcome) Thank U Disillusionment

Writing in my diary to expunge and deal with the trauma of the weekend but it's taking forever (two days, slowly) because I get all riled up about the derpy idiots who made the situation worse and then I can't write anything because I'm too angry. Hopefully I'll feel better when I'm done

The flat upstairs is up for sale. Hopefully it means that I'll never have to see my former neighbour's psycho boyfriend ever again. Classic manipulator move, he bought her flat for her which meant she couldn't ever leave him. I wondered how an alcoholic single parent could afford to buy it

another for @b3ta.com Cartoon Music challenge

Some of these work in Manchester too

Just close family invited to the funeral. OnlyClans

Finally, my woke west coast life is about to pay off 💪

My guts hurt today, and I'm confident that it's cheese-related