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fun night 🤷‍♂️

premise is dope. its just the style... lingers on scenes for a long ass time to not so exciting results imho. hasnt quite grabbed me yet. that said gonna give it another episode. may just not be for me 🤷‍♂️

not sure I'm making it past ep 2 of pluribus. i like a lingering, slow burn as much as the next guy but this shit is watch a person dig a whole grave slow. just dont know if I'm that motivated. no one knows.

oh shit forgot i had this flic from backstage at msg this summer. pretty much the only politician i wouldn’t be embarrassed to know. “we’ll see if he can run the city tho” yeah yeah same with any mayor that’s the gig. having a genuinely good dude try is a big step up from these previous fucks.

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my wife is a sick, twisted motherfucker who hides bags of trader joes snacks around the house

i know you farted, uber driver, and you know i know you know i know.

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nyc loves zohran

getting dogs instead of having kids seems kind of logical in a sense until you realize you did actually have kids but they will never emotionally mature or talk to you and they will die soon for sure

been watching task on hbo and i just have a gut feeling that everything is gonna work out great for everyone by the last episode

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yeah twice.

my personal most unwatched Lynch film

truly well done and miserable movie making of the highest quality. the face smashing scene still fucks with me to this day after 1 viewing. will never watch again.

opening scene alone makes it a 1 watch film

2 movies about magnificent horses dying.

i mean.. its ambitious. gotta give it that.

this movie can in fact be amazing on the right night. it can also be very, very annoying on the wrong one.

banger

doesn’t help that the sequel was jingoistic horse shit

the whale falls in to the category of film that was so lauded that i just wasn’t interested in seeing it. i can’t explain myself but it’s true. maybe something about everyone just trying really hard repels me a bit awno 🤷‍♂️

i watch apocalypse now yearly. AHX never again though.

💯 will never watch this again but it’s ill

prolly the only tom cruise movie i can still watch.

all i know is when i saw it in the theatre it had the chest burst/hug and fall finale then somewhere along the line the end was changed and made it not as good. not sure what the deal is with that.

giving the gift of taste even if you have to force it on them. i respect it.

huh.i have watched brazil 100s of times & if you think crimes of the future is the definitive cronenberg film you have missed a lot. unless you mean future cronenberg films which is more forgivable but nah he deserves the benefit of the doubt forever. he swings and misses sometimes but he earned it.

gonna throw caution to the wind and say WATER WORLD

lastly, name a movie you didn't bother to see when it came out because everyone hated it but then you saw it at home later and you really fucked with it and it made you wonder if you were the problem or society was. i’ll start with ALI.

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he didnt put his name on it, right? i think they took the edit from him or something. but yes the atmosphere and the og ending are incredible.

i’m one of the few humans who loved this movie from jump. ghost directed by fincher. everyone hated it but us, man.

aight now name a flick you thought was trash but ended up going back to multiple times. something you weren't in the mood for the first time but one day just clicked with you. i’ll start with ad astra.

easy rider

great choice actually. def never went back but def liked it.

i’ll nominate dancer in the dark

name a flick other than requiem for a dream that you will never watch again not because you think its trash but more because you just cant put yourself through it again

i have a friend who watches it regularly and its the most alarming thing about him. great guy, shows no other signs of psychopathy, but how can i ever fully trust him? how can i not be a little scared?

oh damn so he just used it no clearance? i knew i didnt like that dude who made that movie with the 22 seconds to pluto guy about the old woman smoking meth and marlon waynes going to jail or whatever i forget. it was hard to watch.

i think influence in art isn’t always conscious and ideas can seep through culture in to your overall taste and perspective unknowingly but also motherfuckers steal and don’t credit because they want to be geniuses who’s ideas just hatched out of their special, unique ether that rarely exists so 🤷‍♂️

we don’t mention that around here and yes i’ve seen paprika

saw perfect blue for the first time last night and it reminded vaguely of something so i did some digging and everyone says it’s black swan but i never saw that because awno but i realized it was mullholland drive it reminded me of but no one else thinks that on the internet so im probably wrong.

i have seen this film it is 🔥

weapons review: good enough i guess but this one couple sitting near us wouldn’t shut the fuck up the whole movie