Puppy: I HATE THE CRATE older puppy: It's free real estate.

Doritos

It will take more than one person. It will take a whole team.

Tips For Getting Better Haircuts https://theonion.com/tips-for-getting-better-haircuts/

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

What's the password?

Finally tired after playing.

2026: the year of slopcoding making every platform even shittier.

POV: You both reach for the only pair of shorts in your size in the clearance section

Watching you poop

A waterspout just moved over Puget Sound and was visible from Seattle. It appeared to be spawned by a mesoscale convective vortex. Source: imgur.com/a/seattle-wa...

Going down to suck some dongs down at tha

98% of Americans: "we're in a recession" 2% of Americans: "NUH UH, MY STOCK IS UP."

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

the pope just followed me into an alley and kicked my ass for shoplifting

One of those days where I'm so lazy I'm just getting takeout from the old spaghetti factory.

You know it's bad when Iran is winning the war war AND winning in the meme wars.

Violinist @vozzy.bsky.social by the opera. I really enjoyed painting my home town for this commission 🙏❄️ (Acrylics, A4)

I keep seeing ametur graffiti obviously done locally by stupid children cause all the swastikas they draw look like this.

I have three relatives in Ukraine (two are temporarily in Poland) and they told me plans for tonight are lots of booze and celebrations.

Inject this into my veins. www.politico.eu/article/hung...

Lmao eat shit Viktor Orban

It is still blowing my mind honestly that the vice president of the United States of America went to Hungary to campaign for an authoritarian dictator who is despised by most of his country. But hellllllllll yeah. Ignore the vibes at your peril. www.bbc.com/news/live/c2...

📸🍄 commission for soundjake

бабуся

Youtube algorithm is wildin with this shit

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

Green Sally up and green Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Green Sally up and green Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Green Sally up and green Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground Green Sally up and green Sally down Lift and squat, gotta tear the ground

Sleepy 🍞

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

Long

There is no McTry.

For Wolf Wednesday, "In The Company Of The Wolf," oil on linen, 16"x10". #wolf #wolves #art #wildlifeart #oilpainting #westernart

Putting stickers on my SVT-40 magazines because why not.

For Sakara, far away to trade for the summer months, these lands towards the sunrise are a place out of pure myth. Not only do they have real mammoth ivory, but living, breathing deer-folk too! A stunning traditional piece by @horned-hut.bsky.social, including a cameo from their deer-shaped self.

Brain running at 2% capacity:

ZERO SHAME

If the morons that helped elect the orange menace that are building out data centers end up getting hosed by the energy crisis the guy they elected made, that'd be so fucking funny.

Complaints

Hurry up and 🎶Die Already🎶

I saw an ad today for an AI that claims to fix errors other AIs makes in code. It's like an ouroboros of shit.

I found this on in my tablet and I think I never posted it 🦊🦡

🐺🌖 custom commission for @serraleta.bsky.social! #formline #indigenousart #telekitneticart misiyh/thank you for commissioning me!! :>