Have the Blue Jays considered Kazuma Kiryu's availability?

They should get this guy

oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness

Dinger please

The Dodgers' organist was just playing Powerline

oh my God the Dodgers game has been rocked by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock

Okay, pulling out the big guns. The novelty Wintersleep hand from the Jays game I went to my first week of law school.

I would simply hit the ball

We interrupt this World Series game to announce a new Ratboys album is imminent ratboys.bandcamp.com/album/singin...

Stress bought a ticket to Moneen on Wednesday

He can't takes no more

If I was Vlad I would hit a homer right now

Chotiner: I'm going to eat you... Victim: Aaaahhh!! Chotiner: I'm putting you between two big slices of bread.... Victim: Aaagh! Aaagh! Chotiner: And now...I'm covering you with mustard... Victim: No! NO!

Why is a Shazam character on the Dodgers

I decided to get more merch for a series of songs that drive me to tears just thinking about them

no longer hearing the "Earwolf" outro after Comedy Bang Bang eps makes me sad the wolf dead

Why are the Jonas Brothers singing a song in the middle of a game

Is there a Canadian broadcast for the Jays game? CityTV has the Fox announcers.

I've only had Mary Brown's once or twice but it wasn't very good

Game time

This ain't no good

Out of sheer nostalgia, I played a bit of Bubsy Bubsy's quip during this opening title is "More like a bridge too short!"

Just finished Fire Emblem Engage. A huge disappointment coming off Three Houses.

I didn't think I'd get my hands on some for three months This is a good omen

Experiencing storefront overload. Is the new Katamari a Switch 2 purchase or a PS5 purchase?

Do you think there's some hitherto unknown fanbase for Disenchantment

Hey, the game is airing on CityTV That's convenient

Frances Quinlan's new EP is sooooo good

I think more movies should have Captain Hector Barbossa emerge from the shadows at the end

My lasting memory of Diamond Rings is when he berated a London audience for not being into his set exclaim.ca/music/articl...

You are a complete rube if you buy a ticket to this show

Chuckling to myself thinking of GenZ Andy Kaufman doing this bit but it's 100 Gecs or whatever

David Byrne @ Massey Hall

Was worried I'd have to sell but made it to David Byrne

i don't have any nazi tattoos

I got through the Blue Jays queue and discovered that the upper limit of what I would pay to see a baseball game is pretty low

you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball

Today is a double #Orbachtober day in honor of Jerry Orbach's birthday!

its funny to imagine in Michael Clayton he wants to get into Tom Wilkinson's loft so bad because he remembered all those baguettes are in there

lol

I should make more of an effort to collect band photos from shows to spot myself in a crowd. From Grandaddy a couple weeks ago.

Yahoo Fantasy Hockey paywalled starting players for the rest of the week. Absurd.

Had to miss Weakened Friends tonight because of a recurring medical issue and I am very annoyed

John Cusack says message from Chicago to Trump is: ‘Go to hell!’ #NoKings 👑

The latest season of Only Murders in the Building features a competition between Selena Gomez and Renee Zellweger in who can deliver a flatter line read