Jays fans let out a collective sigh of relief just now that may change weather patterns across Canada.

The best accent in all of Canada

Ew ew ew just for an ad for one of those AI assistants in which a woman asks it to write a haiku about her cat. You can’t write a 3 line, 17 syllable poem about your cat????? What is being alive for if not writing tiny little poems about your cat??!! Add this to my joker file. Good lord.

Be the sort of person where even the rumor of your demise sparks a global depressive spiral and not the Ewok celebration from Return of the Jedi

Then, you know what it should go ahead and do without disturbing the rest of us…

Clayoquot there are others, but that's maybe the one the *most* people get *most* wrong Ucluelet is possibly #2

UPDATE: I absolutely did trigger my fire marshals to go through the code and grumble about it continually playing catch up. That part of the point of building the datacenters where they are isn't just cheap land and resource they can exploit, but older code with poor enforcement.

wish i could post the smell of this 🍜🍄‍🟫

I've had 2 orange cats and both have been magical creatures, you too can harness the power of ORANGE CATTE

Anyway, my family tired of my ranting and made me a t-shirt, that I'm teaching in today #againstAI #noAI

This was a ton of fun to report, but trust me: it's the art you'll want to click through for. Brandon Loving absolutely killed it on this one.

OH SHIT yeah i gotta file my financial self-justification report for the disability. And then *phone'em* to make sure a human looks at it i'm ashamed to admit that it took me longer than it should've to realize that the recent heart-pounding errors on my cheque are probably due to the BCGEU strike

OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

what the hell am i doing today??

Every time a food brand that aligns with my values reaches out to me to photograph their food, I legit cry. It just warms my heart so much

Sometimes you’re browsing your feed when suddenly you see someones collection of perfectly preserved seasonal specialty J. Wellington Wimpy style hamburgers for no reason and y’know what? Good. Everything is malaise so let folks find their happiness wherever they gotta. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody lol ❤️

well i think this person should be ground into a paste, better see how it polls tho

It's just routine kidney stone surgery!! Dolly Parton is Just Fine! i repeat she's FINE (very fine as usual!) 💕💕

IN THIS HOUSE WE use the tools we have.

new "while you were partying, i studied the blade" has dropped

One really GOOD thing about ADHD is that every few weeks I forget and then remember this

Yes. Please do sign it.

LRT about the Taito photo goes hand in hand with this video by Kurzgesagt, talking about how AI posted by official sources will creep back into the datasets as legit information until it will be impossible to verify what is real and what’s not

Right before dawn, a red dragon brings a small bundle of letters and packages and drops them on the tower's roof.

The sort of cartoon you'd expect to see from me www.worldofmoose.com/products/con...

omg 3 am. crap i need chips & fresh air, i'm gonna tske a walk to the sev

Engineer brain is great, too, when it knows it's not THE ONLY BRAIN THAT MATTERS

Hard drive magnet on camera lens.

Me: I cant sleep. Im so tired Brain: learn more ww2 history? Me: oh yes good then I can never sleep again.

Surely another engineering blog is the solution we've all been missing

OMG MY COPY OF "I SAW THE PINK LIGHT GLOW" FINALLY ARRIVED IT'S HUGE AND GORGEOUS BUY YOURS TODAY: www.lulu.com/shop/josephi...

We're talking about "The History of the Twentieth Century" podcast by Mark Painter, in case you're wondering. It's brilliant. Can't recommend it highly enough. Especially right now

welcome to Danger Hole

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Someone needs to print this article off, go back to 1994 or so, and try to explain this series of events to the news media explaining the World Wide Web to the public for the first time.

starting a PDS called Bedsky which is for all of us who keep posting when we really should be in bed

Lmao I hadn’t seen the scale of this yet, 2 million licenses and passports, jeez

the end of drama

Time to lmaow the lawn — the lawn of liberty!!!!

Uzbek electro for breatkfast - you dancin'?

apropos of everything i've been yapping off about tonight: ICYMI, this is an incredibly good article h/t @cherylrofer.bsky.social, who also writes for this blog

I think a lot of it was happening already before COVID and COVID was like the power going out and all the food that's starting to go off in your fridge suddenly going into overdrive and the rot starting to spread to other things.

Merlin Sheldrake Tour. "There are so many ways that fungi can help us as we move forward on this changing planet. What can we learn from them? How can they change the way we understand ourselves? How might we work with them to adapt to the radical change of our times?"

Announcement The Value Of Creatures My first solo exhibition in four years. Hosted at Arts In Ramsgate, High Street, Ramsgate, Kent, UK. Open weekends only. Full details on the poster. #PortraitArt #WildlifeArt #embroidery #Ramsgate

They flattened the source PSD.

Michael Stipe, best known for his role as Mr Scrummy the Sludgesicle Man in The Adventures of Pete & Pete,

why is this whole wall wet

this "already dead" knowledge is not the same as the well-documented belief that many soldiers get in the thick of combat, that gives them a paradoxical sense of calm that enables them to keep fighting. No, i think what i mean here is that these parasites know deep down that they'll be extinct soon

Gutter Kitten Update: completely transfixed by an empty pitcher. It’s not looking good for college, friends.