Cake left out in the snow, across the street from where I once saw a cake literally left out in the rain, but no camera. Seems to be a good corner for finding curb cakes.

The opposite to an inappropriate gavel

ok, bedtime for me. yikes it's nearly 3. i haven't stayed up this late on new year's eve in a very long time, lol time is meaningless anyway right? happy something whatever to all!

Reminder:

OH NO i'm eating another one! I'm such a monster. & then i'm going straight to bed

my cats just want everyone to know that i'm being Extremely Cruel to them right now & their new year is off to a Bad Start 😿

This year drunken Luke was trying to update his bio and hit an existential hard wall Like - I have resume shit that sounds impressive. So do you. Do we care? What incentive do I have in a world where nothing matters to do anything but shitpost under my real name and make sure my cat is happy

My 2am resolution is fuck that other one, lol *snort*

I am so thankful for all of the support and inspiration that all of you gave me in 2025 but the cops say you have to stop

Fog is the real light show, let's not kid ourselves lol

YEAR

i forget which little indie record label had the motto "Striving to be less terrible" but i immediately adopted it for life. it's pretty challenging tbh

Here's one for the road bsky.app/profile/the-...

Today is the Horsest Hursday to ever Horse

What an incredibly British notification.

My kid just said that Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath sounded like "retirement party music". Happy new year from the great beyond.

Extra solidarity to them!

Oh sorry we have people on this website in Hawaii, who are still in 2025 for 2 more hours. Solidarity.

We made it. We caught everyone else. Congratulations Pacific time zone! Happy New Year! 🦑

everyone make sure to turn your calendars back one year for daylight savings year!!!

I hear all the lemon pigs bursting.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FUCK 2025

i was a minute late because everything i do takes at least 3 times longer than i think it will. Anyway, shot's in, happy new year, may 2026 be the year we attack and dethrone Gender

FIVE MINUTES COME ON 2025

look, sometimes it really does take years. don't let yourself feel it's "too late" but also if you don't feel safe, don't tell yourself "it's not real unless i'm out to everyone". these are dangerous times. You *must* prioritize your safety. That doesn't make who you ARE any less real. I see you. ❤️

oh shit just remembered i was saving my last shot of 2025 for tonight. i've got 20 minutes An extra special Happy New Year to all of you who decided to claim your true gender (or no gender) in 2025, in whatever means, from a quiet admission in your heart to anything & everything beyond. Welcome ✊🏼💕

When someone you support is elected, the way to ensure that they get things done is to help

happy new year her new year's resolution is to sleep on her humans even more

My other favourite music of 2025. This whole album, but especially this track. This was also one of only 2 vinyl records i bought this year

Not sure I have high hopes for her longevity because I’m really good at picking juicy limes but here’s hoping.

Maybe this'll be the year it hsppens

2025 and 2026 as lemon pigs!

zohran mamdani, mr mayor, can you get my stolen swords back or at least implement a sword distribution system

"Auld Lang Syne" reminded me that my favourite source of Burns Night haggis no longer exists 😭 what am i gonna DOOOO

I've talked a bit about my upcoming surgery. I've gone back and forth about how much to disclose, but I've decided to talk more about it in hopes that it can help someone. This is going to be a lengthy thread. As you probably know, I have Crohn's Disease. It's unfortunately not a mild case.

Two time ball facts: 1) The NYE one is wrong, because its supposed to drop instantaneously. 2) The guy who invented the time ball had career setbacks in the navy because he opposed allowing sex workers on his navy ship.

#LemonPig !!

dammit! hang on

There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.

congrats to my New York friends for plunging NYC into 10,000 years of socialist darkness, I couldn't be more proud of u

IT IS DONE. #LemonPig

Instead of Happy New Year, I'd like a Happy News Year.

i guess i should make my lemon pig before i get any more inebriated. i almost forgot about it i'd put a 1951 "Big Nickel" in its mouth but there would probably be undesirable chemical reactions.

A New Year's Eve reminder that my brother made a Time Ball. The Ball Drop in Times Square is a remnant of a very old and once-essential timekeeping tradition

I was in a major escalation moment but HAD to get a shower, so I changed mine to "If you've reached me, I'm either in the shower or busy, text me" people loved it so much I kept it. This was 9 years ago.

oh, here we go with the random neighbourhood fireworks. Both cats just materialized in the kitchen

now THIS is partying

i hadn't changed my outgoing message in ages & i almost laughed to hear "i'm really sorry i missed your call but i somehow had my phone on Do Not Disturb all last week" god knows when that was from but it must've been a full octave higher lol

the best thing about 2025 was witnessing my dear friend @birb.mom marry her wife @riimri.bsky.social on a cliff by the sea. Here they are walking far ahead of us down a forest trail while another guest carries the Official Wedding Blåhajs

Few years back someone FINALLY released an accurate Lanc for MS Flight Sim. Battlefield Youtube guys asked me to try and redo the dam raids for them. Shit I learned: 1) You CANNOT see out of that cockpit 2) It is impossible to hit the Möhne within the official operational parameters of that plane