He’s on a mission from God.

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Rick Scott is right, government funding for health insurance is such a scam. Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue

When the president gets ordered, multiple times, to pay out federal food benefits as the law requires:

There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.

From the top rope

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Colorado's shock of the night if this holds, but Republican firebrand Danielle Jurinsky narrowly trails in her Aurora City Council re-elect bid. Jurinsky built a national profile on immigration via Fox News and the Trump campaign, but she trails two Dems in a pick-two race. #copolitics

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Colorado is doubling down on our super popular program to tax the rich and pay for free school meals for every single public school kid. Universal programs have herd immunity. Tax the rich and use the money to give everyone else something popular.

"i don't care about policy, i just want to destroy Trumpism"

Basically going about as well as progressives/Democrats could possibly hope.

I feel so bad for those R Senators having to deal wi- nvm fuck those idiots who brought this on all of us.

. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social dropped in on many online microfandoms to conquer the fragmented media problem, including a personal favorite of mine, the streamer who walks around New York making beats for strangers to freestyle to @ariathome.bsky.social

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

“In her letter, @crockett.house.gov cited multiple reports of the President exhibiting visible swelling, discoloration, difficulty walking, and cognitive lapses during public appearances.” crockett.house.gov/media/press-...

the assumptions made about the target audience by making the first two items "OnlyFans' and 'child support' are kind of incredible

Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.

Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

Brooke Rollins: "My message to America is your government is failing you right now ... we have failed you."

Swinger who hates his wife is such an insanely rancid vibe

And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

I have a very bad feeling about this...

They told him a cognitive impairment test was an IQ test….

A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep

They fucked up the demolition by not doing the proper due diligence and to cover that up, they are tearing it all down.

BREAKING: The entire East Wing of the White House will be demolished “within days,” according to two Trump administration officials, a significant expansion of President Trump's original stated plan.

NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

Not a single mention of this across the Sunday shows as far as I could tell

It really is the greatest business plan in the history of capitalism: “We will create God and then ask it for money.” www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news

The mechanism through which Trump is paying the troops is the most blatant large Antideficiency Act (ADA) violation in US history. It's also clearly willful. No one has been charged under the ADA before, but violations carry a two-year jail term. The statute of limitations is five years.

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

lol can you *imagine* the kind of stuff in JD Vance group chats. (i mean, yes very easily)

the defining image of the early 21st century is an agent of the state pointing a gun at a person, and a citizen pointing a smartphone camera back at them we see this scene reenacted every day, around the world

Thiessen having a good chuckle about his fired liberal colleagues - some of whom he worked with for 15 years - is a good reminder that token conservatives at mainstream news outlets are/were there to destroy them, not to contribute to them.