I, too was a 41 year old forward struggling with mobility this week, but even I scored a volley.

I have a fondness for Spain but Cucurella and Rodri upset? Christmas in June.

Someone sanction Paraguay for making the Americans confident.

It is of some comfort that in these times of division and conflict, people from across all walks of life can come together under the banner of despising Alexi fucking Lalas.

Excited that everyone with like 40k-300k followers can now cook their brains in groupchats where they call themselves "big accounts" etc.

I applaud the quest to get people off "X", but that's not going to happen. They've prioritized work, or access, or influence over leaving the nazi bar, and that's not a choice they're going to go back on.

When I used to work at a soccer store I had a customer ask why we were open year round in Canada and I had to explain the concept of "indoors".

What the fuck is this travesty? Release the Charybucket, cowards! Comes with your choice of Scylla Soda.

Little known JBrown fact: the intro music for Canadaland is actually just air whistling through that shaved chiapet head of his.

Anti-Crusade Pope wants Butlerian Jihad.

Perfect cover, since this depicted rocket launch would destroy the lives of millions of people, all for the dubious gain of the ultrarich benefactor.

Thomas Frank took 5 pts from city and gave us 6. Silver member.

Written in 2020 about that day in 2014. What it means to follow The Arsenal.

longer video of the arsenal team celebrations 🥰

Lads

*taps sign*

Jeeves would never have treated us so shoddily.

Diet Stoke Zero (Points) can get fucked. #ARSBUR

Earth, Fire, Water, Wind, Heart, and--with their powers combined--Captain Planet.

Slightly increase a band. Four Days Grace.

There are many, many reasons why American global hegemony needs to end, but not least among them is that they regularly elect people to positions of power who do shit like sit in their car and say UFOs are fucking angels. You cannot have these people influence global politics.

I was twenty fucking years old when Arsenal last reached the CL Final.

115 extra seconds of stoppage time, is it?

Brother this is just the three types of WAGs at a women's soccer match.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels And Grogu. No he doesn't get the Oxford comma. He does not deserve it.

The last 12+ hours can be best summed up by forcing every third leftist to stare at a "you are not immune to propaganda" sign until they understand that a possible conspiracy does not mean a PROBABLE conspiracy. Some things are just mad people doing mad people stuff. Stop embarrassing us.

"Traumatized"? How many fucking journalists has this administration helped murder in Palestine, and a room full of collaborators were happy to dine with them.

"Death Star Gunners starting to wonder if they're the bad guys."

My unasked for Scott Galloway take to toss into the void is when he visited Canada on his book tour last year he told the crowd that Americans and Canadians were the same and he was utterly, deeply shocked at the boos and "NOOOO" from the crowd. Not exactly inspiring credulity.

Huh, turns out a podcaster I like blocked me because I responded to a post a couple weeks ago calling the GOP "explicitly genocidal now" by respectfully saying you could argue they always were. Welp.

I jiggled my Magic 8 Ball and it told me the USS Maine was destroyed by Confederate holdouts.

This is your opposition party, America.

People will never go to a coffee shop again after their order was wrong once and then straightface "we need to let people CHANGE" about fucking nazis.

"What the complete annihilation of the ancient Persian peoples can teach us about B2B relations."

The Democratic Party has seen the call for genocide from their President and are prepared to do anything they can to stop this madness, up to and including: - posting lil paragraphs from vacation. - stern donation email from the cottage. - 3-minute facetime interview from the home office.

Whither the Davos-speech lovers now? Middle Powers doing what today, exactly?

Tune it tonight to see if the mad king does a genocide, folks! Make sure to wear a slightly askew bowtie to show you disapprove of wiping out millions.

The Broke Ginger.

Then have that argument about someone else, and not the very clear case where supporting this person's work directly finances their evil. Pick a different fucking example to parse down to the protons.

LinkedIn Liam updating his profile pic with the "Open To Work" frame at 90+3 today.

Love living in a world where I definitively sound like less of a fucking idiot than either of two guys on a podcast, and those two guys are the world's most popular podcaster and a guy who almost became my Prime Minister. Great society.

Tangerine Tim Pool has Big Thoughts.

I will die defending the Sci Fi Channel 2000 era as the best version of Dune, but ATJ is going to mine new depths of Alia crazy and I am excited for that, specifically.

Genuinely going to remember this moment for the rest of his life, and look at how his teammates acted in the buildup and after. The Arsenal.

You’ll always remember this

Like 20 years ago I defined GOP ethos as "Cocks, Glocks, and a Rigged Ballot Box" and I have seen exactly fucking zero to dissuade me in the decades since.

Taylor Sheridan is furiously typing away at his script for Ultimate Warfighters: Scared Strait, and he is going to be given 300 million dollars to dreamcast himself as the coolest badass operator inserting into Iran alongside Austin Butler and an AI Rip Torn.

If you're in despair and full of rage at the outright evil of half our world leaders and the spineless inaction of the other half, I heartily recommend getting into laughing at Tottenham Hotspur.

Huns, English Longbows, and Samurai were all around at the same and apparently all had the same Longswordsmen.

"The ranks of the epstein skeptics are growing"