Relief for Californians. A judge has banned the notoriously irritating “Kars4Kids” commercial from California airwaves because the “charity” behind them is considered corrupt and misleading.

First he pardoned the Jan 6 rioters, now Trump plans to set up a fund of $1.7 billion of taxpayer money to pay them, and others “wronged” by the Biden administration. (ABC News)

“I think he’s seriously ill.” Rep. Jim McGovern says Trump needs “medical attention”, calls for an “intervention”.

“The ugliest numbers I have ever seen!” CNN data analyst Harry Enten caught on hot mic exclaiming “Jesus!” as he’s about to reveal Donald Trump’s disastrous new polling numbers.

Trump: “I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.” Can you imagine a president saying that? He needs to resign now.

Trump has complete meltdown over criticism of his Reflecting Pool “paint job”.

Let them eat cake. Americans can’t afford groceries, gas, or healthcare, but Trump decides to defend his ballroom again.

“We’re going to be pulling more and more people off.” This cruel, twisted administration. Trump’s Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins brags about kicking 4.5 million people off food stamps.

“Impending doom.” James Carville says Trump supporters now have “buyer’s remorse”. Why wouldn’t they, Trump is a complete failure.

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s negotiation tactics with Iran: “For him a negotiation is like sex. He’s bad at it, it mostly consists of flailing around and he can only do it for a short amount of time before he starts yelling that he’s finished.”

“The pollsters are wrong, and I’m right.” The latest from fantasy world: MAGA pollster Matt Towery tells the Fox News audience all the polls showing Donald Trump with rock bottom approval ratings are wrong.

Read the room. Trump posts chart boasting about the length of his war with Iran.

“Credit card spending is through the roof!” Trump’s National Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett thinks going into debt is a good thing. Is there a single competent person in that White House that knows what they’re doing or what they’re talking about?

Sad and pathetic. Trump struggles to stay awake at White House event promoting fitness.

“Will F Trump be your guiding principle in dealing with the president?” California gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter is asked about saying “F*ck Trump” in a fundraising email.

Republican family values. The House Ethics Committee is investigating married Republican Representative Chuck Edwards for inappropriate conduct toward young female staffers.

“It’s just fine for Iran to have a nuclear weapon.” Trump reignites his fight with Pope Leo, again claims the pope said something he never did.

The “radical left lunatics” are at it again. Once again, Trump blames the “radical left lunatics”, this time for sending Rudy Giuliani to the hospital.

Bombshell, devastating new record low poll numbers for Donald Trump. A whopping 76% of Americans disapprove of how he’s handling the cost of living. (Washington Poll/ABC/IPSOS) Face it MAGA- In every way, Trump is a complete failure, and Americans know it. We warned you.

“Hakeem Jeffries is nothing but a thug.” Trump toning down the rhetoric.

“She’s a very elegant woman.” Trump says Melania “hates” when he dances to “the gay national anthem”, YMCA.

“My God these are bad!” CNN data analyst shocked at how “horribly unpopular” Trump’s war with Iran is, even though Republicans keep insisting Americans support it.

Instead of focusing on the economy and turning around his record low approval ratings, Trump is once again fixated on the “cognitive exam” he supposedly “aced”.

“Get your f**king hand out of my face!” CNN MAGA commentator Scott Jennings explodes at liberal commentator Adam Mockler.

“I’m physically very, very good.” Surprise, Trump makes it about himself, brags to a roomful of astronauts about his body.

Trump did this.

CBS News’ MAGA misfire. New Evening News MAGA anchor Tony Dokoupil has been hemorrhaging viewers to a new record low.

Gavin Newsom trolls Trump for putting his face on everything with new California license plate.

Kissing up. King Charles gifts Trump one of his favorite things, a historical object that happens to be gold with Trump’s name on it.

“I think this indictment is deeply flawed, I think it’s probably fatally flawed.” CNN legal analyst Elie Honig shreds Trump DOJ’s latest indictment of James Comey, says there’s no “realistic” chance of conviction.

The latest Trump Justice Department indictment of James Comey is ridiculous.

Trump’s Doral National golf course in Miami installs gold statue of Trump, which is remarkably similar to one of Dear Leader in North Korea.

“Even worse hair.” Official White House account takes personal shot at Rep. Rosa DeLauro’s hair. If they want to get personal and insult someone over their hair, maybe they should take a look at Trump.

“Now they know what it’s like.” Ana Navarro demands Congress take action on gun control measures after they themselves had to hide under tables from a shooter. Unfortunately it won’t happen with this do nothing Congress, it will have to wait until the midterms.

White House officials consider putting Trump in a bulletproof vest for all future public appearances.

“You’re a disgrace!” Trump rips into 60 Minutes correspondent Norah O’Donnell for reading part of the shooter’s manifesto seemingly calling Trump a “rapist” and “pedophile”. Seems she hit a little too close to home.

Stunning closeup video from the dais of JD Vance and Donald Trump being evacuated after shooting.

California millionaire big game hunter Ernie Dosio is trampled and killed by a heard of wild elephants in central Africa.

“You’re such a disgrace.” Trump rages at another female reporter.

“Please help me.” Lindsey Graham goes on Fox News to plead for money.

Fox host Stuart Varney has stark reality check for Fox viewers, comes right out and tells them polling shows “people are not confident that our government is competent”. In other news, Trump’s head just exploded.

Republican Colorado state Senate candidate Frederick Alfred Jr, running on a platform of family values, has been arrested in Florida for allegedly leaving his two young children alone at a resort pool, where his four-year-old daughter nearly drowned while he was at the bar.

Hakeem Jeffries torches Donald Trump for always calling critics “low IQ”, says it’s ironic because Trump “is clearly the dumbest person ever to sit at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue”.

Republicans lose another election. President Obama takes a victory lap after Trump’s humiliating defeat in Virginia. 🌊

Former Secretary of State John Kerry: “It’s a good thing for America if neither Iran nor Kash Patel are getting bombed.”

Of course it’s a scam, it’s Trump. Billionaire investor Justin Sun has sued Trump and his family for their “fraudulent” crypto venture. Sun claims Trump’s World Liberty Financial is “on the verge of collapse”.

Stunning new poll- Trump’s approval rating craters to 33%.

Proud mom and dad. Bill and Hillary Clinton greet daughter Chelsea at the Boston Marathon finish line.

“I’m sorry for misleading people.” Tucker Carlson apologizes for having supported Donald Trump, says he’s “tormented” by it.

“Creepy McCreepster!” Van Jones can’t believe the creepy texts from the ousted Labor Secretary’s father and husband, says “this is not a good group”.