A big F-you to Trump and those trying to take away the right to free speech. Jimmy Kimmel triumphantly returns, crowd goes wild.

“I think we’re going to test ABC out on this.” Psychopath Trump threatens ABC with one of his unhinged rants because of Jimmy Kimmel’s return.

Trump’s tacky desecration of the White House continues. Here’s the “The Presidential Walk of Fame” he’s having installed along the historic colonnade. Of course his portrait will be hung twice because he was elected twice.

Wait, you’re expecting me to take medical advice from these three? A guy with no medical training who has a worm in his brain, a convicted felon, and a quack who’s been exposed as a snake oil salesman? I’ll pass.

“It’s hard to hear.” Rachel Maddow presses Kamala Harris hard on not picking Pete Buttigieg as her running mate “because he is gay”.

Just when you thought Trump couldn’t desecrate the White House even more, here are the renderings of what the UFC fight event will look like next summer.

“It’s like you’re shooting up a horse.” Trump, who has zero medical or scientific training, gives his opinion on childhood vaccines and it couldn’t be more bonkers.

AOC trolls Tom Homan for being an alleged criminal himself.

“He was a bad guy.” Biden Derangement Syndrome. Trump just can’t quit President Biden as he continues to trash him.

Trump’s “border czar” Tom Homan is apparently as corrupt as the rest of them.

“We can’t delay any longer.” In a stunning and shocking post, Donald Trump orders the Attorney General Pam Bondi to bring criminal charges against his perceived political enemies.

Trump lies so much, CNN has a fact-checker on the payroll just for him. Watch as Daniel Dale takes a blowtorch to Trump’s latest fantasy-filled press conference. THIS MUST BE DONE EVERY SINGLE TIME TRUMP SPEAKS.

Sacramento, California police confirm three gunshots were fired at the local ABC station Friday amid nationwide outrage at the network's decision to suspend Jimmy Kimmel.

“This is really tragic.” Ty Cobb, Trump’s former White House lawyer, compares Jimmy Kimmel suspension to when Nazis removed comedians from the airwaves.

“That’s just not how this works.” David Letterman accuses ABC of “trying to suck up to an authoritarian criminal administration in the Oval Office”.

“They’re next.” Chilling times in America. Trump predicts on August 6 that Jimmy Kimmel would be canceled.

Prankster Jason Selvig trolls Donald Trump by hanging framed copy of Trump’s birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein in the lobby of Trump tower.

“You are making things up again.” Gavin Newsom does detailed fact check on Trump’s latest post about the California wildfires. DO THIS FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF TRUMP’S POST.

Hiding the truth. The Department of Justice has deleted one of its own studies from its website showing that “far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists”.

Trump being trolled in the UK with images of Jeffrey Epstein being projected on to Windsor Castle.

“We’ve planned a whole future together.” Luigi Mangione supporter in New York City claims she’s “married to Luigi’s AI”.

“I’m going to tell him about you.” Trump threatens Australian reporter because he asked Trump about personally enriching himself as president.

Legendary actor and Hollywood icon Robert Redford dies at age 89.

Trees being cut down now at the White House to make room for Trump’s $200 million ballroom.

Let them eat cake. Trump increases the size of his Mar-a-Lago style ballroom at the White House from 90,000 square feet to an estimated 125,000 square feet. Trump: “We’re making it a little bigger. It will be top-of-the-line, as good as it can get anywhere in the world.”

“Just kill them.” Fox News host Brian Kilmeade suggests the homeless with mental health issues could be removed from the streets by killing them. Kilmeade still has his job.

“He is not up to the job of FBI Director.” Dan Abrams says Kash Patel “is in way over his head” and “deserves no credit” for the capture of Charlie Kirk’s killer.

This is your president, folks. Trump is asked, “How do we fix this country?”. His reply: “I couldn’t care less”. Stunning, but not surprising.

New video shows the Charlie Kirk murder suspect fleeing the scene.

“I do believe that.” NewsNation host Leland Vittert and Republican Senator Markwayne Mullin compare Charlie Kirk to Martin Luther King Jr.

“We have no idea.” Utah’s head cop, Commissioner Beau Mason, admits they have no idea where Charlie Kirk’s killer is.

Disgraced Republican ex-Representative Madison Cawthorn arrested in Florida.

Trump’s tackiness knows no bounds. The gold “embellishments” Trump had plastered all over the historic Oval Office are actually cheap plastic moulding pieces from Home Depot that have been spray painted gold. Can’t wait for the next president to rip all this crap down.

Trump goes to a restaurant near the White House, is met with a chorus of boos and F-yous.

Creepy cartoon from Epstein’s birthday book of Jeffrey Epstein approaching young girls, and receiving a nude massage. So they all knew, including “best friend” Donald Trump. Yet, instead of reporting him to authorities, Trump chose to hang out with him.

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s lewd birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein: “That is not a birthday note, it's a signed confession. That letter is so creepy it should have its own documentary series on Netflix. I give it two hours before Trump claims it was written by Joe Biden's autopen.”

“He will exercise some emergency powers.” Cleta Mitchell, a lawyer who tried to help Trump overturn the results of the 2020 election, says he could invoke emergency powers to take control of future elections. Don’t think he won’t, he’s sending troops into American cities now.

“Bad idea!” Fox News blasts Florida’s plan to end vaccine mandates for school children.

“When you say that darling, that’s fake news.” Psychopath Trump berates reporter, denies he wants to go to war against Chicago, even though he posted a disturbing meme depicting himself going to war against Chicago.

Trump is putting his name on infrastructure projects across America financed by President Biden’s 2021 infrastructure bill that Trump opposed. This is pure gaslighting and taking credit for something that isn’t due.

“They’ll redact every Republican or conservative person in those files.” Top Justice Department official reveals on hidden camera what the Trump administration is up to with the Epstein files.

Unemployment up. Jobs down. Thanks, Trump.

“If you’re in the White House, what a worrisome trend.” More disastrous job approval numbers for Donald Trump.

Pro-Trump MAGA paper New York Post rips into RFK Jr. Calls him a “paranoid kook” and says “Kennedy’s tinfoil hat is blocking out all sense, to the point where he can’t even acknowledge basic facts that don’t align with his priorities”.

“I’m still here.” Trump confirms he’s not dead. He’s just dead inside.

“I like the fact that he’s different.” Trump praises RFK Jr despite his disastrous train wreck performance at yesterday’s Senate hearing. We’re doomed.

“He’s not gay!” Tucker Carlson accuses Pete Buttigieg of being a “fake gay guy”, wants to ask him “specific questions about gay sex”.

Childish and vindictive Trump mocks Rosie O’Donnell’s looks with altered picture, and threatens her again. You’d think the President of the United States would have more important things to worry about, but here we are.

“How rich.” Joe Scarborough torches MAGA’s obsession with calling liberals pedophiles, but who are now covering up for “the greatest pedophile of the 21st century”.

“I do have to ask.” Epstein survivors asked outright if they ever saw Donald Trump or Bill Clinton do anything inappropriate.