Imagine how big Bill's joint looked in Donnie's hands

Ok. He's done one good thing.

Imagine all the bits hitting the cutting room floor at South Park this week.

If I was Bill Clinton I'd totally lean into it.

This is entirely true and it's polluting men's minds to think that raw power is manliness. That belief is leading to the 'male loneliness epidemic'. It turns out that women value more than just how much of an asshole you can be when picking a mate. Natural selection is working.

One thing to note is that the number of illegal border crossings has gone down quite a bit in the last year but the administrations cited number of "illegal immigrants" has tripled since February.

we have an addiction in America when we have a crime syndicate in control of the federal government and people still think they are the ones who are tough on crime.

It doesn't matter if Trump raped kids he'll still have bagmen who have even fewer morals than he does www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Ummm, ventricular fibrillation is not a flare-up situation. It's a disorganized rhythm that requires immediate defibrillation. I'm assuming they meant Atrial Fibrillation but if this guy goes into V-Fib he'll be getting an AICD today.

When the House of Representatives was frozen at 435 they each represented about 280k people, today they each represent about 770k people. Expand the house.

Always Be Calling Glenn Kessler a moron

This brand of discourse where you break a story down to its most basic and blandest of elements in order to dismiss the story as not newsworthy isn't journalism , it's propaganda

“A guy” “Someone” How about you climb the tallest tree in the world naked with no protective gear and don’t stop until you reach the top or bottom

My $5k Doge check must be arriving soon. I'll probably wait to cash it until the $2k tariff check gets here. I don't want to waste $2 gas going back and forth to the bank that holds my 50 year mortgage and 15 year car loan.

I wonder what Merrick Garland is up to today?

Even though The Adventure of Silver Blaze is alluded to here it doesn't take Sherlock Homes to figure out Trump is a pederast

What is "social"? What is "emotional?" - A healthy, well-adjusted American Male

A third of the Dodgers RoY's were professional baseball players before joining the Dodgers.

Remember, SNAP money shouldn't go to buying anything but apple seeds and ground beef, but we're going to cut you a check for $25k and hope you make good healthcare decisions.

MAGA flooded the Republican party, and as much as people here don't want to admit it, that party's similarities to Reagan's party ends at the name. Takeover the established party because creating something new will either fail or take decades.

Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels. The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.

worst guy you know

Really, the deal is only bad if you or anyone you know relies on healthcare. That's a pretty niche crowd, tbh.

It's been 20 hours.

Making a deal with Donald Trump

Illinois and Virginia know what to do

He sees Dems make giant gains in his home state and immediately folds. What an absolute joke of a human being.

Mute button to the rescue.

It's really kind of stupid that Dems didn't propose the one year extension on day one of the shutdown.

War on Christians!

Phil Mickelson could've single-handedly saved Trump's casinos

returning my jorts to Amazon and receiving a dividend in return

NO FOOD FOR YOU

They're going to ensure Court Reform is the number one issue in 2028.

I've seen the video. Seat two and I'm not ashamed.

Before 2025 I had a belief that the president never really affected the economy in major ways, that the markets were bigger than them in ways they couldn't control. Donald Trump has humbled me. I was wrong.

Apathy really takes it out of you, man. Sometimes I sleep all weekend after a long week of not giving a shit

There are enthusiastically braindead people in this nation who seal clap every time this doofus opens his mouth and lies to them.

Rejecting the government's authority is proving to be a good way to fight its lawlessness

Eric Adams saying he's on his way to St Barts is the money laundering and public corruption equivalent of Shohei going to the Dodgers.

Because it's a made-up job full of people with no other skill set who are filled with self-importance from being has-beens in highschool and you get paid a stupid amount of money for answering a phone call from someone who found the house they want on Zillow. It's a charity for former prom queens.

I don't know who Jared Golden is

Finally a cock ring that fits

Mamdani winning a majority and not a plurality is poetic for all the MAGAs scapegoating our well-behatted vigilante.