LMAO

*said holy water*

It’s people in places reading words they’ve never read before because of this long faced woman www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...

When you have a partner that digs deeply into the depths of your soul to simply please you….and if you meet that energy and return it. It is a different experience. There’s a bit of terror woven through that level of intimacy, vulnerability, emotion and chemical connection.

The Ulta girlies were not trying to hear NUFFIN about helping me color match a foundation. Not even a BB tint 😣

Whole ladies RR and lobby smell like BREATH and EAU DE BV 🤬 sicka dis

i don't know how these people ever became the standard for anything but filth and disease. is this not just a photo of the victorian era in 4k?

Under the dryer now 🙂‍↕️

MORE.

Same 😞

“What is Reading Rainbow?” 📚🌈 Library joy was featured as a Jeopardy! clue, alongside LeVar Burton and PBS 🤯🥹 💙 @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social 💚 @pbs.org

Life keeps trying to stomp the whimsy out of me, but it will not work I am a whimsical bitch

Of course a big goofy walking around this grocery store with a gun on his hip

Ice melts in the South

I don’t pause shit. If what I’m saying make you think of dick, that’s your business.

Just reminded me that my cousin is now one of them raggedy MF

Is a frog’s butt water-tight?

Show her that you see she’s worth investing in. Send her some money.

“You’re in the hood now, baby!”

What kind of mothers give their children formula? Weird question.

I push back on this phrase. It is absolutely still tricking. It just doesn’t matter because I have it to trick.

Sending you all love. Things have been so heavy for everyone and we need each other more than ever. I want the best for all of you ❤️

“In a world full of Tamaras, be a Tia.”

Cardi got the baby in pats gear already …. I love her

Nothin’ like shifting gears with the window down & the wind whipping through my curls blasting MonaLeo

COZY.

I see why I couldn’t find my other Blanche Devereaux shirt yesterday 😣

President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally. He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough. Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. He was revered.

one of my favorite online defense attorneys bringing you trial news you can use ☝🏿

My homegirl just said, “men don’t realize a woman’s love language is often just not having to ask.” I never felt that more…

They’ll blame it on the rain before they admit that Black folks not fucking with them carried weight.

One of the many times i gagged

you know who doesn't have a mugshot for crimes against his sister? klay "thee toyota" thompson.

New today on the site: “Ivan Dixon’s THE SPOOK WHO SAT BY THE DOOR (1973) is a pipe bomb on the video store shelf, a gasoline-filled wine bottle in your DVD cabinet, a vicious bit of malware streamed through hijacked plutocrat satellites.” - Bryan Miller

Black people everywhere:

Indeed 🤭

Speaking when you come into their home

🤣

Anyway. A birthday gift arrived early 🥰🥰

Someone always trying to “hook me up” with someone ugly and I’m over it

LMAO 🤣

Tomorrow is the day! Nov 18! My first comedy special will be available for rent/purchase Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter

I *just* got here

A stellar candy