if i cross your mind in a daydream or two, i’d love to hear about it.

All cops are ice

Today makes 28 years to the day since i walked out of prison. Shout out to the officer who told me on the way out "i'll see you soon." He is dead now. Never saw him again tho.

He been here too long. The FUH WIT ME is too much 🤣

nigga had to put on a hardhat to access the internet

You said

Wonder if he mentioned getting that eye dotted by him, too 💀

Idk I would’ve slapped tf out of Jolene and that man

Hope the car survived. Unless it was a swasticar

IKTR! Because what you won’t do is play with her.

ASAP 2Lips

Andre Harrell and Puffy bonded over enlarged gums

Yall gon have to push through those gates for it to work.

I will still boycott Spotify with their widespread use of AI created content that steals from actual artists.

This is a BAR AND A HALF.

I invite all Americans to join Minnesota in a day of unity tomorrow.

Rick told Morty “ I have the hardest working liver in the galaxy “ That shit always make me laugh

unreal 🤣

We do not deserve Black nurses. They kick so much ass, get so much done, and some white bigot is ALWAYS going to ask for another nurse from their hospital bed for reasons we already know. They don’t deserve our shit. We are lucky to have them. Thank you, Black nurses! Thank you, Rep Underwood! 🎉🎉🎉

What did we do with Nazi's when WWII was over?

🇺🇸 MINNEAPOLIS VETERAN: "They are terrorizing the population, in Afghanistan we never wore masks.” (From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social )

Just like they’d black out the TVs during Jim Crow

Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!

Now wait

Writing a letter in cursive and mailing it

Facial WHAT?!

Amiri let me sniff the chocolate one last week and saw my face light up. And swiftly snatched it away l ain’t seen it since 😒

LMAO this picture

Y’all 🧡 us

We sure can act a fool 🤣

I saw him on IG yesterday living his best life in them Waffle House grits 🤭

I hate laying my burdens down and my Invisalign is still on the bathroom counter. Cuz now I gotta wear it for 8 hours when I wake up 😒

the OG sexual health warrior! your daddy wasn't even thinking bout condoms til the Hat 2 Da Back video came out.

"I don't believe this could ever happen here." YOU can't be trusted.

Bluesky is hiding our post which shows what happened in Minneapolis, even though there's no graphic content (the victim is never shown). Video evidence shows the public what happened and allows people to form an opinion, which is especially important when officials call it an act of terrorism.

Mfs in the quotes and mentions talmbout how they ain’t going for no ultimatums lmfao, JUST SAY YOU CAN’T AND GO TF

man-thighs with cellulite

Diamond cut gold rope 🦜

Too many

😭

“It didn’t work” 😩

SMH i’m hit 🤣

IDC If it is a Greek tragedy #RHOSLC

Finally some GOOD news 😮‍💨

Lmaooooo