The only acceptable use of Claude

i think boarding school teenage masculinity is a part of masculinity but not of manhood. we have to get away from the concept of the opposite of "man" being "woman." the opposite of "man" is "boy"

Sorry, I’ve already depicted myself as the dashing young Clark Kent-esque senator and you as the old guy who appears to have been teleported from 1992 in a mismatched suit and tie

What could one plane ticket for an unconscious drunk person to jakarta cost michael? Ten dollars?

Put him on a plane to Jakarta drunk??

Lol

The cause of woman, in other words, is the cause of democracy. There is simply no distance between them.

What the fuck is wrong with dudes for the past decade Seriously what happened to them? When did they stop *liking women *

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

i mean, are they wrong? www.nationalreview.com/corner/the-t...

tfw you take way too much benadryl

Matty being Mr. YIMBY for like a decade and then turning against it the second it starts to pick up institutional Democratic support remains one of the funnier subplots of the last few years.

This is the guy running batshit racist ads claiming his opponent isn’t maga because he wants to give millions of dollars to “Muslim countries,” which is extremely fucking funny after today

This is the same text that was reported earlier. It's baaaad.

one thing that has been super depressing for me over the last few years is really internalizing how many people are completely stupid hogs who will believe literally anything if an attractive person says it in a front facing video

Just read the perfect typo in a chapter about poets facing their impending deaths: 'the end sage'.

It’s utter surrender folks. They’re saying no one has ever surrendered more strongly

We murdered schoolgirls.

Well… yeah?

i like that Paul Simon gets big cocky with his theory that there's 50 ways to leave your lover, and then when pressed for answers he's only got like six and one of them is just "get on the bus"

you get the feeling that like, age + immigration-wise, every silver democracy yearns to be like Dubai

Ok I get what you’re saying but this would literally be heaven for Khrushchev

Remember when Michelle Obama suggested a kid should occasionally eat a vegetable and perhaps play outside a little and conservatives treated it like it was 9/11? They just cannot be normal about her.

Twink death [1692, colorized]

"Donald Trump turns the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting pool a fetid shade of green" is a little too on the nose. Might need to dial it back a bit

there’s not much solace to take from this era of disgrace, but a thing to look forward to is that we don’t ever again have to pretend. these fucking chuds are getting their day in the sun now, and soon enough, that sun is going to set on them.

What uh... what is going on with mark's hair here

It's not surprising, really, but it's still incredible to me that Putin claims the mantle of defending Russian culture when he's blowing up some of its most sacred sites and replacing them with literally the ugliest fucking house-flipper shit you can imagine

I mean you did steal from Subway. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. like I understand where you're coming from here but what you did was very much wrong at Subway

Joe Rogan looks like if Shrek had to dress as a human to attend a custody hearing.

And also I’m going to need a lot more information about the detail of LA DA Nathan Hochman deciding not to prosecute Andrew Tate for the violent rape and strangulation of a woman in LA in 2025.

I'm simply never going to buy a book for which "journalists" held back newsworthy stories.

Things are going on in New York right that people may not understand for thousands of years

i really, truly, find this offensive

Copper-based gag in Civilization VII alert

Going to tell my grandkids this was James Murphy

???

ngl the fact that someone can actually own a business but wear carhartt and be instantly re-labeled as working class is some judith butler shit lmfao

Joe Buck: Welcome back to the fifth hour of the Kennedy Center livestream. [Scaffolding rises] [Scaffolding keeps getting bigger] Buck: yes [World engulfed by scaffolding] Buck: oh god yes

something I think about a lot is that pandemic relief and Bidenomics left the most of the working class better off in terms of money and savings than at any point in several decades, and a huge fraction of them threw the money into crypto magic beans and various meme stocks

I’m at the bread and circuses. I’m at the damnatio memoriae. I’m at the combination bread and circuses damnatio memoriae

just say you want a white lady with big gazongas and extremely low self esteem, this is taking forever

broke: make dc a state woke: make every dc resident a supreme court justice

Look at my secdef, dawg, I'm going to Iranian jail

bruh

Lots of despair at our current conditions, but I think it's handy to remember that Mandela was born before Apartheid and outlived it. However bad things are, all things end. And sometimes you get the pleasure of destroying the evil thing yourself.

Full video can be watched here, if anyone's curious www.bilibili.com/video/BV1444...