The chad Cate Blanchett vs the virgin Tilly Norwood

Does he know it was his job to see through the ruse or…

"Allowed to do that" what a fucking waste of space

don’t forget to experience joy everybody

Our president is an international punchline, and so are we.

Man what the fuck is going on

He has to have Epstein-style kompromat on multiple execs, right?

Demanding to know Optimus Prime’s biological sex

Some tweets are too perfect to be lost to the other site. @davidjroth.bsky.social

Insane, galling racism aside, this is also a deeply incorrect reading of American urban history. Just complete ignorance from top to bottom

Ron Washington looking at the Angels post

however racist you think the next screenshot in this thread is going to be, bet higher

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

Honestly upset I never thought to make the Trump-Dong Zhuo connection. This whole thing absolutely comes crashing down in a massive wife-stealing scandal

Some exciting news: Kodak announced two new types of film today, and, notably, said it would be directly selling the film to shops, sidestepping a complicated licensing agreement where Kodak hasn't had the right to sell its own film to stores www.404media.co/kodak-is-sel...

Low key struggling to deal with how much of our current reality feels like a throwaway 30 Rock gag that somehow gained sentience

Another win for nominative determinism

Hegseth’s warrior peacocking is simply disgusting. You want to see a warrior? This man landed at Anzio to kill fascism and anyone who defended it. Then he came home, married my grandma (who died this week at 101), and never touched a gun again. As a great poet once said, be a simple kind of man.

Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD

yeag

What could account for this ominous tone? In 1937, Adolf Hitler labeled Karl Hofer and other modern artists "degenerate." Hofer's paintings were confiscated. He was removed from his teaching... and was forbidden to paint. In 1939, Nazi Germany invaded Poland. World War II began. Still, Hofer painted

I think President Trump is brave to shut down the government instead of releasing the Epstein files

There's ways of making criminal punishments irreversible

The woke coup, i yearn for it

I remember Astead being a little asshole and saying he had no regrets about his coverage of Biden's age and would do the same of Trump if it became the issue, where you at now you sniveling little fuck

At least the fact that they obsessively livestream everything means that future scholars will be able to confirm that yes, he was literally insane, and no, that was not just propaganda cooked up by the Milley Dynasty’s court historians.

it's crazy. there's a wave of backlash against China's new K visa meant to attract STEM graduates on social media. why? the same thing everywhere, fear of immigration, more specifically racism against Indians. influencers push conspiracist misinfo that claims Indians are studying the visa and that

oh it's time to post the Tetris story again. (short version: reporter goes to cover early e-sports, discovers that his wife is, unknowingly, the greatest Tetris player in the world) archive.boston.com/news/globe/m...

But no beards lmao

I know it was approximately a million years ago, but does anyone else remember Hegseth’s own mom saying he wasn’t fit to run a Taco Bell, much less the pentagon?

wow hegseth’s speach was fucking awful *you have been kicked from Army chat* *you have been added to Army chat (secret)*

Going to be incredible watching this man lose a war against Venezuela

I am losing my mind, just a little, that the top brass of every service branch was forced to fly back and listen to an attempt at a motivational speech

Nice roundup

Western hemisphere is asleep, post indie tour schedules:

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.

Paris-Berlin sleeper: low carbon, 2 years old, constantly full, but currently losing SNCF a few million EUR/yr Intl Jet fuel tax exemptions are 80 years old and cost the EU 22 million EUR/yr for the Paris-Berlin route alone. And you're cutting... the sleeper? www.theguardian.com/travel/2025/...

My people (the Celts) have quite an impressive roster of martial ballads (Men of Harlech, Flower of Scotland, every Irish rebel song) despite basically losing every war we've ever fought since, like, the Roman Empire. Incredible theatre kid energy.

I fully understand how difficult it is to remain focused on any one particular atrocity but this really ought to be a serious scandal and people need to pay heavy prices for this

fewer than 1% of the human population will ever get to type a comeback as contextually devastating as this

“I don’t understand how being rich can make someone such a whore” is the defining quandary of our time.

yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats

Disappointed to hear Kaja Kallas dismiss my July reporting as a "Chinese leak". I'd remind Kallas that soon after my story came out, multiple respected journalists from Western publications followed with their own stories, confirming what I'd reported.

In today's "fighting antisemitism" news, Cornell has suspended a Jewish professor and cancelled his classes because they disagreed with his political views