The TKD event yesterday made it plain to me that I want nothing to do with that sport. I think I'll go back to gymnastics. I'm sure the muscle memory is still there and I'm still short so may as well. It's good exercise and I miss it.

I’m tryna have a good time this summer but it’s a $1,000 outside

Whoever the fuck keeps replying to my shit and I am not responding? Stop. I cannot see you. Genuinely stop. IDK WHO IT IS. Accounts keep getting randomly muted.

Please remember: at the end of your life you are stuck with you. Make sure you and yourself are good with yourself.

Wholesome

Black owned beauty supply in Chicago

Autobots Monster Trucks that sounds rowdy and fun

Disneyland Bats Day. They won't stand out.

"If the lungs don't hit you must acquit" Bc wym he BLEW A BUILDING DOWN? You sure it wasn't the literal wind? The pigs are giving antiwolfness. He's a threatened species, your honor!

The characters in this game talk too goddamn much. Stop fucking monologing! Omg i don't care you've been yapping for HALF A FUCKING HOUR

Honey skippy tbh Grew up on Jif, can’t stand it now

Nope, if she can ghost so can I. Invites permanently retracted.

Give me themost 80s song you can think of

Have you all considered getting to know who you are while single and feeling that fully? Maybe it’s a good opportunity to work on feeling secure unattached so you don’t keep wasting your own time? Just an idea.

Louis’ therapist sounds less grating

Satyr kung fu show

Fairy symphony

hands please. Tongues are filthy.

My laundry and dishes. Pls. My head hurts lol

The second thing. Idc if people watch but it’s also not happening. The noise of the first one would pmo

Amber Sunset

Vampire pawn shop reality show sounds crazy

Durian cause I’m fantastic but not for everyone.

Everyone suddenly has really fancy squab on their plates

Dorian Grey An Asari (Mass Effect) Lestat Skia from NTE for the furries (lmao)

Film it to replace Fruit Love Island. Prepare to fight tiktok. Make being a fruit into part of a performance routine. Maybe riff on this with the class? No idea what fruit I’d be🤔

•pneumatic crossbow •gps module that connects directly to my brain •inspector gadget style helicopter function •something to deal with vitamin balance these muscle cramps and migraines are annoying lol

Keys on a lanyard. I’ve been playing with yo yos my whole life and as a tennis player and fencer have terrifying aim. Keys re sharp. 😁

Baby shower. The food gotta be lit it’s probably a dozen or more baby mamas at MINIMUM. Big ah party.

All the recipe girlies post on Sat Anyway befriend your local Walmart register auntie, mine informed me what day they offer markdowns to save even more. 🫰🏾 Studnets also get half price on Walmart+ if you need delivered foodstuffs. ☺️

This headache is relentless.

Yeah so that's probably a sign the jewelry isn't clean? Bc what

Oh it can be so much worse. I bet they fight tho. 🤔💭

cold noodles (and orzo) thanks, Inga. Good ideas in here. too hot for hot soup given we're expecting temps in excess of 110°F this year. 😭

Californian here: we have both. My hometown actually mandated no new builds get lawns and have to have solar panels too. 🫰🏾 Both are good. Even Walmart parking has solar panels in many locations here. :D My college car park has an entire section of charging stations with panels on the roof that

Pancakes are actually the only sweet breakfast food I truly enjoy. Not big on sweets in general. I prefer honeycakes tho. They have honey in the batter and habe a nice natural sweetness. I often use jam in place of syrup! I ALSO do this with waffles. I just prefer jam lmao

nah if you call Black people "Blacks", I'm thinking you was alive when MLK Jr gave his speech lol

What's your sign? Your parents? Me: Libra Mother: Aquarius Father: Saggitarius

Emmy's trying to see God faster. Anyway I would make my own caramel so I could spread it evenly. Caramel already has butter in it this feels crazy.

I'm planning to get rid of the car, just held on so I could take my sister to her tournament right? I've told him this. "How will you commute" I have LEGS. School's 6mi away; I used to bike 13 one way daily to work. There's a bus stop next to the park. I own two sets of skates. I can get an eBike.

That baby said "trynna be the next Keith Lee up in here"

Side note: Therapy isn’t just for trauma events. It’s to help flush thoughts out loud, clearing mental clutter , finding solutions when you are really stuck, or just having someone rip the bandaid off with things you NEED to hear.. Just leaving this here..

This man is so WEIRD "Why do you park so far away?" "Wdy care where I park my car?" "I don't just curious" "personal preferences, dogs" "well you can park in front of the house" "i don't want to WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT" I knew this freak was surveilling me but this is NEXT LEVEL dude. wth

Please give folks their flowers while they can smell them.

Non-Republican white people all over the nation should be taking to the streets to protest what’s happening inside Delaney Hall. So disappointing.

pls leave the skin on my salmon when you cook it 🙂‍↕️

Bras in the summer is a weapon formed against me

I am further convinced daily we all died in 2020 and this is actually hell.

President of Liberia was upstairs waiting at CSUS when I was there for the Umoja symposia last semester. Crazy work.

For why? I don't have any money and I don't need whatever it is. I LIKE grocery shopping and chatting with the aunties at my favorite local store. They gotta stop trying to make this shit happen. STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN, TECHHOLES.