Me when I shrimp at the computer

Complete contrast, some babies on scooters were struggling so I sat longer at an intersection to let them cross so they could play at a park. The dawdler waved and said thank you. They were Black. Clearly we're doing something right. Not sure what's wrong with everyone else.

*stares in Black person* We literally tried to warn y'all. Why do you continue to ignore when we try to warn you?

Allergies stole my lunch money and continue to kick my ass so when I get back to [apartment] i'm gonna take a nap.

😳

Here's to moving forward also lol bear key

I have never skipped a single song on this album.

teach your kids to say excuse me in public or i might bump into them on purpose

Being able to fit a Kid's 14/16 size is blessed. Ahahaaha this coat was only $20

it's 2025. It's Kwanzaa. I am NOT LISTENING TO YOUR WHITE ASS. SHUT. THE. UP. Genuinely fuck off. :)

*Punches a hole through the sign from smacking it so hard*

*bangs pots and pans*

☹️😭 wtf

I need a better storage solution for my video games. They've outgrown the box i had them in. Didn't think I'd wind up with so many.

White men stop feeling the need to correct everyone all the time challenge No one was asking you. Stop talking to me please. My quota on you guys is full. I'm good. If I politely tell you to have a nice day that's it. We're done speaking. Don't continue i'm gonna just ignore you so I don't snap.

I went back to school? I guess?

OpEds are the podcasts of writing. There's too many of them and I'm over it. Video essays too. Making hot takes a way of life is crazy.

If you annoy me I may not block you but I will definitely ignore you. Don't piss me off.

"It’s a pretty bleak state of affairs... if, even at the 'best' job available, you can’t get stable hours & your bosses can crush you when you dare ask for better." A bargaining delegate for @sbworkersunited.org, explains why almost 4K baristas are on strike.

We got chipotle at home without the side of salmonella

I don't hate wolves. I respect them. From a distance. A LARGE distance. Yeah yeah yeah Nice to see you…WAAAAAAAAY OVER THERE.

Brush pen* from... 2016 (yikes I should do it again I miss it🥲). "Show me what you can do with just a pen🖋️"

Maybe Odin’s watching 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛ #kidlitart #illustration #watercolor #gouache

Amplify a movie title: Gorgeous Woman

How I'm walking out of 2025 👋

Jolin blessed the bunnies again. I love these choreography focused videos her dance crew is GOATed

Heri za Kwanzaa!

I like mixed use! Neat!

This isn't even parody. This is just me every time someone says something nice to me about something I supposedly did.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

lol that name is sending me "surprise donkey" LOL

Binance's Trust Wallet extension hacked; users lose $7 million December 25, 2025 https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trust-wallet-hack

Esma Cannon, seen here with co-stars Dilys Laye, Liz Fraser and Jimmy Thompson in the classic bar scene from "CARRY ON CRUISING" (1962) dir. Gerald Thomas 🎬 Anglo-Amalgamated

Is it possible she's not deciding the themes? NGL i am tired of seeing this lady everywhere

The ocean-themed mascot Hoya Boya, from Kesenuma City, wears a scallop belt, a sharkskin cloak, and a sea squirt helmet, and he uses a Pacific saury as a sword.

Then the Diet wonders why the people are increasingly voting for populism…gosh idk what the problem could be! 🥴

I think I'm gonna have to turn off recommendations on the other account now. YouTube keeps recommending videos I watched 4 years ago. No.

Christmas avalanche??? IN TAHOE? Bruh

why DID we name the pass after those poor, dead people

Lol this is the funniest version of this video what the HELL were we doing on the internet 15 years ago 🤣 Great song. Goofy ah video style but it's also nostalgic.

This guy ruled. Sad he's gone but damn what a good feature.

Please don't.

garlic salt or lemon pepper maybe some honey

If you don't know what Swift is, that's Apple's in house low level code base.

This resigned decision brought to you by every app being so sus I have to generate a new app password on every device for the same app, chillin and then suddenly AI, and search indexing being so bad it took two hours to find a single freakin email. ☹️

I concede. I'm returning to Apple's mail app. I am so fed up of the options available. None are cross platform, lightweight and free of LLM or "smart" features. Mailspring has been teasing a mobile app for five years (it's not coming). I need to find things fast and without a fight. Frustrated.

Describe your Bsky account with an image.

I just spent two hours looking for an email to figure out where the fuck my Birthday Massacre tickets were because I'm was ready to crash out Goth and metal bands: stop scheduling shows on Sunday and Thursday please. The levels of not sleeping I have to do to show up to both your show and class

One of my favorite horror and true crime tubers did a story about the W**di** and I only opened it to be like "I ain't watching this" and then hide it from my feed.

*sigh*