You ever see someone in public who looks like you and you're just like "Ugh."?

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

So Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for almost a month but is well enough to call every member of the GOP for 20 fucking minutes each but can't bother to post a selfie or call his local news outlets to say he's OK? It's such fucking bullshit & I'm furious nothing is being done to call bullshit.

Everyone loves to shit all over JK Rowling, but did you know L. Frank Baum, author of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", wrote multiple editorials calling for the complete extermination of native Americans? Happy Wednesday!

Okay, now it’s Republicans’ turn to kick out the most prominent rapist in their party

There is no good license-free music for your podcast. Just skip it.

@rephaleystevens.bsky.social Stop banging the podium, dipshit.

What the fuck have we become

All I'm saying is pulltheplug.us is available...

You know who else talked to Mitch McConnell recently?

Go ahead, get married, spend the rest of your life pretending you like Cooper's Hawk.

@grahamformaine.bsky.social Hey fuckface, you don't get a say in your successor. You raped a woman. Step the fuck down now.

Threads is a right wing hellhole.

Tryptophan.

Trump signs an executive order declaring Belgian waffles be renamed to Freedom waffles before calling in an airstrike on the home of Jean Claude Van Damme.

Platner absolutely needs to fuck right off, but it's disgusting that SCOTUS literally just told Trump he needs to compensate his rape victim to the tune of millions of dollars and it's just another day in 2026 America. Dems have no balls unless fighting their own.

We need those scientology speed runners to storm Mitch McConnell's hospital.

Knowing ≠ Giving a shit

I've said it before and I'll say it again. This country went to shit the moment musicians stopped doing sax solos.

The second I first saw these years ago I told you this was inevitable.

Death to all Nazis.

You can save the Bill Pullman Independence Day speech videos this year, that shit doesn't hit anymore.

Was Messi vaping? Wtf am I looking at?

I'm so unbelievably excited, you guys.

Oh man it's really gonna happen on live TV on America's 250th birthday isn't it 🙏

I think this World Cup ranch dressing craze is a marketing psyop from Hidden Valley.

Forever #TeamFuckLebron

I love how these soccer coaches just show up wearing whatever the fuck.

hey bro, yeah so everyone on earth saw you picking your nose, sorry

I can't believe I'm almost 47 and just now finding out about this.

Don't see Disclosure Day. In fact, that should be a wrap on anything and everything from Spielberg henceforth.

Hyped.

Corey Feldman is Temu Charlie Sheen.

Nobody move.

Lake Worth's Vanilla Ice Brewery still hasn't opened, yet that hasn't stopped their website from posting "reviews".

I see Trump rolled out Dick Cheney's ol' weather machine.

I think Jenny gave the Reflecting Pool AIDS.

One down.

New Kids on the Auction Block

Gen ZZ Top

Dr. Phil Collins

Add a word, ruin a musician. Mike & the Tesla Mechanics