Germany out, Netherlands out… wow

Ok this is getting insane now What. The. Fuck.

Everyone got a case of the yips all of a sudden

He calls all women stupid. Because he hates women.

There’s just nothing else as great as the World Cup.

Rip that knock-off Nazi trash off my White House.

HELL YEAH GAKPO

They have somehow managed to make the National Mall LESS CROWDED than it would be on any random day in June with nothing special going on.

If the GOP really wanted all ballots counted on election day, they would: -increase resources in urban areas -increase resources to count absentee ballots -tell the USPS to prioritize ballot delivery What they really want is counting to stop counting after they've won (see, e.g., 2020).

Have these people been living on Mars the past 10 years? What did they expect?

As expected, Slaughter gets slaughtered, but Cook isn’t cooked! Whether these two results are compatible is highly questionable.

There's no sugar-coating Slaughter. It's an enormously important ruling (far more important than the other three decisions #SCOTUS handed down today). It's a huge win for Trump/the executive. And it's going to have massive ramifications for the functioning of the government long after Trump is gone.

The Supreme Court's second opinion is Chatrie v. U.S. By a 6–3 vote, the court holds that a geofence warrant (described below) IS a "search" under the 4th Amendment. But it declines to say whether THIS search was "reasonable." Kagan writes. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

BREAKING: SCOTUS blesses Mississippi law accepting ballots received up to 5 days after Election Day. Nothing in federal law requires ballots to be received by Election Day. 5-4 decision. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Well, whatever other decisions get announced in ~20 minutes, we can be sure he’ll be melting down over that result in 4… 3… 2…

If you do, he will give you $300 billion.

The full moon is here, and with it comes the first trailer for Robert Eggers' WERWULF, starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Watch it here.

Seven people! And how many have drowned in France now? And these summers are only going to get worse. I think it bears beating a dead horse to keep stating that Europeans really need to get over their stubbornness and adopt central air, or at least heat pumps, which are very efficient.

Hell yeah bitches

Fantastic to see Congo advance. What amazing scenes.

Harry Kane: still very good at football.

"I know you can read my thoughts, boy. ♪ Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ♪ ♪ Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ♪"

Nooooooooope! Nope nope nope nope nope!!! Oh my god just reading this is enough for me to be on the verge of a panic attack. I would have absolutely crashed my car. This is going to be in my head the rest of my life now.

Yesterday they hit a cargo ship with a drone and today they blocked multiple ships from passing through. So the MOU isn’t even in force, but sure, they’re the ones begging for a deal and not Big Boy here.

Fed's gotta hike

Forget it Jake, t’s Chinatown.

ICYMI. After yesterday’s SCOTUS decisions and fallout, how the press covers what happens next will be critically important.

From this morning. Thirteen and a half hours. Great job, everyone. Real respectable Court you've got there.

In his decision for SCOTUS published this morning, Justice Alito dismissed the idea that the Trump administration would halt all asylum seekers as a mere "hypothetical" not even worth considering.

I'll say "Türkiye" when Turkey has a legitimate, liberal democratic government in place that can express that preference, and not a moment before. Erdogan can stuff it.

Things are going great in the totally wide open Straight of Hormuz. Yessiree Bob, it sure is some smooth sailing!

“He’s not antisemitic, he just has a perfectly neutral policy objection to baking matzoh with the blood of gentile babies…”

Like, this is sophistry. Why does the administration oppose TPS Justice Alito? Why does it reject asylum claims from virtually every group of people other than white South Africans? bsky.app/profile/joed...

It is abundantly clear from Alito's jurisprudence that he thinks the only real racism is discrimination against white people.

John Roberts' Constitution forbids any attempt to proactively ameliorate racial discrimination and racial inequality, but permits open racial discrimination as long as there is a facially neutral explanation available, even if it isn't remotely plausible. This, my friends, is "Colorblindness."

Un fucking real Looking forward to Alito’s new upcoming WSJ op-ed: “My Arguments Are Not Bad Faith, The Left is Just Satanic.”

So to this Supreme Court, if only Orval Faubus had said "the children we won't allow into our schools are the dirty disease-ridden ones who eat cats and dogs and live in shitholes," he would have been covered...?

Barbara is going to be a disaster isn’t it? Despite what oral arguments suggested. It feels like that’s where we’re headed.

Justice Thomas, writing only for himself, says that the Fifth Amendment's due process clause does not guarantee equal protection.

bitch you can't be serious the fragility and pettiness of these people, who aren't content just to strip away people's rights they want to pretend they're Good and Just Doing Law, too, and are deeply offended when people acknowledge otherwise

Awful and infuriating. I don’t know what else to say. Another terrible decision day all around.

And Justice Sotomayor goes there in her Al Otro Lado dissent (where SCOTUS allows the Trump admin to nullify asylum guarantees if they stop people at/outside the border): "The current asylum system developed in response to the international moral reckoning that followed the Holocaust...."

Here is Sotomayor, in dissent, explaining the dire consequences of today's decision in Otro Lado. The government may now circumvent a vast range of laws protecting asylum-seekers by simply blocking their entry at the border. An insane loophole to open up. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

On PRIVATE property????

Can’t wait for this!!!!

now ye grow too hot

These are the early stages of a police state.

suboptimal to me that the richest man on the planet believes this

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

The richest man in the world, an immigrant from South Africa, is a gut bucket racist and while nationalist. The Judge (a SCOTUS clerk, DOJ attorney, and former partner at Jones Day) is an immigrant from Trinidad and Tobago.