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Packers fans are the biggest babies on earth. Cardinals fans have thicker skin than these fucking hicks

American Canto paperback cover

SINNERS (2025)

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yeah i read theory

Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is

“punching babies straight in the face is fine when there’s democratic leadership in place” that’s you. that’s how you sound.

I’m not a huge fan of the blue people movies but I’m also not gonna rag on anything that gets people back into theaters in the year 2025. We were so close to losing movie theaters forever, and that’s something I desperately want to keep around.

shopping for food is so clutch. you can put it together to make meals

Hell is empty

Merry Christmas to all the service workers who are on the clock today. May your tips be exorbitant.

Danzig II: Lucifuge is a Christmas album

Plus she's Trish Murtaugh

I'm from Whoville and I say kill the Grinch!

via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon

thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it

Fucker

Harry Piece United States, Census, 1930

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

torrenting was always morally righteous and strategically sound.

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.

Nothing like a 31 year old off the street that no one else wanted who not only not only not embarrassing himself on a last place team but ALSO keeping a #7 overall pick in the minors. Another victory lap for Kyle.

Alexi is clearly waxing his chest and rejecting his swarthy Greek heritage. He's running.

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

DATS EXZACKLY RIGHT

Incredible.

Literally nothing that cannot be made demonstrably worse.

Tine Magazine at the grocery store today

They don't care that the cover-ups are clumsy. Their goal isn't to take over the news, it's to destroy it. To destroy our sense-making capacity. To destroy truth.

the most popular baby name of 2025 was Beef Tallow

Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin

Outlook Wrapped said I'm in the top 0.1% for inviting ppl to please let me know if they have any questions

Pattinson got to a make his money early and now just gets to be a weird guy in whatever he wants to be in.

best to ever do it

In the Scrooge McDuck version of A Christmas Carol the Ghost of Christmas Future is Pete smoking a cigar so he’s basically doing the #packwatch 💯💨 RIP Bozo meme.

i can in fact not respect big jims craft and worldbuilding sandbox. watch me not respect it ahhhh

Ancient people celebrated the darkest, shortest day of the year and so should you because fuck being awake. Please enjoy arbys.

love to be part of a society mining veins of dystopian aesthetics and morality that entire generations of artists and authors were unable to anticipate

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