It’s cool how a certain kind of obscene wealth can be philanthropic toward exacerbating problems.

They should both be guilliotined and have their entire wealth distributed among the poor. That's the most effective altruism, actually.

TGIF

Moron Neighbor United States, Census, 1930

Guys creating the platform for perverts to jack off to teenagers being strangled: we could use some government money please.

ICE is a terrorist organization

Which principles exactly? The Nazi stuff or the pedophile stuff?

This what JB Pritzker wants. Fuck him.

"God Deciding"

Dewey Stools Father Virginia, Death Certificates, 1912-1987

go outside and throw a hoagie at the first police car you see, its legal now

So much for the courts

BITCH

This is unfair. Kennedy returned moments later with an enormous syringe filled with the blue 10,000 Flushes fluid and administered life-saving aid.

nancy pelosi clearing six figures on polymarket from successfully betting that nancy pelosi will not seek reelection

Just observed ICE agents transferring detainees between vehicles at Warren Park — city property. This is prohibited.

The fuckers got away with it. The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them. They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Fuck this guy

The Tribune ed board keeps finding new ways to show its ass

They counted on making Chicago mad and provoking violence but what they did instead was viscerally disgust any human with even the slightest sense of morality and it’s not gonna go the way they want

FYI this is what you do when your business is great and you are very liquid and creditworthy

His state police spent today protecting ICE while they kidnapped daycare teachers.

Definitely not going to excuse Waymo on this one, but for perspective: at least 50 precious human lives that we know of have been ended by Tesla's Autopilot/FSD. Sad as it is, a dead cat is a long, long way from the biggest scandal in this technology.

I grew up Catholic and nothing could possibly make me go back but it still feels really damn good seeing Chicago Pope say the things that religion is supposed to be about and in a language our leaders can't pretend they don't understand.

No Escape

It’s understandable, last night was a huge loss for his community (sexual predators)

I really wish that people would stop treating this guy like some kind of hero and like the stock market demon he always has been.

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

best encapsulation why everyone hates democrats despite trump being the spawn of satan

i just heard the soup dragons playing in whole foods... this is my generation's "deadhead sticker on a cadillac" moment

A eulogy for Dick Cheney, who, unlike his victims, will at least be dead when they stuff him into a coffin: open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

Do not get anything delivered if you can at all avoid it.

In America, if you make fun of a war criminal, some guy sends you photos of your child’s preschool

sir, I was kinetically struck by a gluten-based fragmentation ordinance

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/

Craps Mc Clam United States, Census, 1880

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.