For the zillionth time - Bill Watterson and Mike Park are literal heros.

🎶 When I had a younger man's hose🎶

There is enough cocaine in this picture to make George Jung break down in tears of joy.

How the hell will Israel survive the mayor of a city that is in another country? I imagine it will be by brutalizing women and children where they live.

I think he should drink himself to death about it

Friday night, baby

Let's all go to mickey d's and ask for the bunghole burger

new: last fall, usa hockey quietly banned transgender people from playing in many local recreational leagues. here in chicago, a local lgbtq+ hockey team is pushing back. from @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social for the @chicagoreader.com's pride issue (hitting stands this week!):

GET LOST.

He does this every Friday.

“house made ketchup” oh okay i guess i’ll just go fuck myself

I need Ike Barinholtz in a bad wig and worse accent to play Mutt Lange more than I've ever needed anything in my life.

what I feel after seeing this screenshot

Here's a fun variation on this game - pick the biggest dog shit you can find here and see if you can do as good a job as Kyle!

It’s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, it’s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad

roses are red goo goo dolls sang iris and i dont want the world to see me cause i have the ebola virus

Fireside Bowl

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

Caleb understands that to be a transcendent Chicago athlete you need photos that greek hot dog joint owners can hang up on the walls of their restaurant

I say this a lot but it bears repeating: the best thing Twitter did was let everyone talk back to media people who have never been talked back to before, on a service they were maniacally obsessed with and couldn’t bear look away from, even as they drove themselves more and more insane looking at it

Two Perverts

It also usually means they're a right wing lunatic.

Never forget

Death to the Confederacy

Lookin good, Chris.

(texting my friend Evil Larry) me: what's up dude Larry: matters most vile

Always love to performatively demonstrate that I have fascist friends

Sky point SHIRELAND.

PEOPLE/JEFFSAW2.GIF

I saw your profile, nothing you could ever say will interest me. Goodbye.

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

hope you brought urine!

Freedom 250 < Freedom! '90

/Ralph Wiggum

Rooting for Taylor Hall to keep making Kyle Davidson look like the stupid asshole he is.

Cap'n Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters are proud to still be playing Freedom 250

TrueAnon while Liz is on maternity leave.

oh no not katy perry