What a motherfucking piece of absolute dogshit. I mean, we're not clawing that back. This administration can fuck all the way off. And then, when they get there, they can dream the impossible dream and keep fucking off. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...

I knew it sounded a little too convenient. Shots fired at ICE claims are fake and straight from Bovino. Judge calls him out for false claims!

He's determined to make himself the hero of the story, even if he has to lie about it to get there. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Live your life in such a way that when you die people don't literally rise from the dead to shit on your grave.

Sir, Trump is at Mar-a-Lago since yesterday.

i think this guy has lost the sauce

it's true and they should say it but it's a real bad sign it's winding up in print

Saturday night “Hey Ed” series

Nothing a good whack with a shovel wouldn't fix. Hypothetically.

For context sake, Catholics believe that Jesus calls on us to perform certain Corporal Acts of Mercy. If you’ve heard Cake’s Sheep go to Heaven? Here’s the sheep speedrun: Feed the hungry; Give water to the thirsty; Clothe the naked; Shelter the homeless; Visit the sick; Visit the imprisoned; and…

St. Paul elects first Hmong and Asian American mayor open.substack.com/pub/rebelyel...

You guys remember in Lord of the Rings when Frodo offers the Ring to Gandalf and Gandalf freaks out for a bit? "Understand Frodo, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine."

City people are not right. Y'all, the countryside isn't that far away. Go for a nice drive.

Serious question- I was reading an article about daily mass in the military. Who the fuck under the age of 70 is going to daily mass? Serial killers with a religious bent? I mean, I was raised Catholic, but we never took it that seriously.

Cops are great

More silicone than brain cells?

The more we learn about Zohran Mamdani's upbringing, the clearer it becomes that he owes everything to his connected, well-to-do parents. by A.G. Sulzberger, Andrew Cuomo, Bill Ackman, and Donald Trump, Jr.

When your friends just get you. @jcarle.bsky.social 💜

I have an idea! Let's dip trump in gold!

Stupid fucking Sunderland

Not ICE. Border Patrol. They’re wearing Border Patrol uniforms with clear Border Patrol patches on them. There are many videos of ICE officers doing outrageous stuff but a lot of the absolute worst videos are of Border Patrol, who are basically Bovino and Miller’s most aggressive tool right now.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁⚽🏆 West Ham Edge Burnley 3-2 for Second Straight Win West Ham came from behind to beat Burnley 3-2, earning back-to-back wins under Nuno. Goals from Wilson, Soucek, and Walker-Peters sealed it, with Cullen netting late for Burnley. The Hammers stay in the drop zone but show renewed fight.

The Christian Nationalists are awfully quiet about the most anti-Christian administration in American history

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

It's a draw! Sometimes, the universe answers the call!

I just cannot fathom one good reason as to why the feds are trying to stomp all over the First Amendment like thus. @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social

That won't stop him lying about it, though. And millions upon millions of people believe him, no matter how ridiculous what he says is.

Thinking of you, @quotationmarks.bsky.social 💜

Steve [to our children]: “My Substack newsletter is about to reach 100k subscribers. Isn’t that cool?” 7-YO: “How is that even possible? Who on earth would want to read that thing?!?” The Vladeck Girls — keeping @stevevladeck.bsky.social humble always

Is there anything more annoying that your two least favorite football ⚽️ teams playing each other? Can they please both lose?

So now immigration is playing doctor, too. That's just great "Certain medical conditions — including, but not limited to, cardiovascular diseases, respiratory diseases, cancers, diabetes, metabolic diseases, neurological diseases, and mental health conditions" www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

@thatac.bsky.social I'm bored. Let's argue about something.

ICE agents in Chicago violently detain a non verbal autistic man for being “non compliant” He couldn’t “comply” because of his disability…they don’t care This is not the first time they’ve gone after a disabled person They target the most vulnerable because it’s an easy way to meet their quota

The problem with waking up at 0200 and feisty is that everyone else is still asleep so I'm reduced to deep-conditioning my hair instead. It is not a satisfactory substitute.

What do you suppose the fuckwit means by that, @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social

"Nine current and former Philadelphia police officers are facing criminal charges for allegedly accepting payments from a youth mentorship program while also collecting city paychecks, sometimes during their scheduled shifts." 6abc.com/amp/post/9-p...

I always love reading about cops in Philly. I have to double-check to make sure my dumbass cousins aren't in trouble. Again. Somehow, they missed this particular scandal.

Heh heh heh Me either, Steve.

I got a medium iced coffee to drown myself in and holy shit it’s like a gallon of coffee

Botox has many medical applications, as well. It's commonly used to treat migraines, contractures, and muscle spasms, off the top of my head. I have a severe muscle spasm that I have to get botox for every three months because it impairs my quality of life otherwise.

I have a standing offer to represent someone in that situation in any jurisdiction in which I am authorized, along with any other type of progressive or left-leaning speech that is censored. Bring me the cases; I am hungry for them.

Realizing that you've been holding onto something out of habit and finally letting go is really rather freeing, isn't it? I forgot how it felt to feel so light.

trans and punished by the government for your speech? someone trying to make your kid respond to the wrong pronouns? this guy is your guy.

This is actually a pretty standard and unremarkable move, as evidenced by Justice Jackson issuing it. But most people won't believe that for several good reasons. /1