Hang it on hangers and let it air dry, because sometimes, I am a good listener.

So is anyone else wondering what fresh hell this weekend is going to bring from Trump at 0300? Or is it just me feeling pessimistic?

Why are my emotional support lawyers never around when I need them? I mean, honestly, who needs sleep? Fucking time zones.

God forgive me, but I want to make so many inappropriate jokes and comments right now... I am a bad, bad person.

So disgusting. Anyone there taking part or finding humor in this, you're a pile of shit

Okay, I despise trump as much as the next person, but this headline is false. We don't need to push false narratives. Trump does plenty of stupid shit without having to make things up.

I mean, I'll be honest. If hell somehow froze over and I was elected to office, Tolkien's LOTR or the Silmarillion would be a whole lot more meaningful to me than the Bible.

We all have our holy book rankings

My man looks like dried shoe leather spit him out.

Every now and then the ‘bone-petite’ tweet pops into my mind & my eyes instantly start watering

I mean, X knows its customer base.

forcing women out of the workforce is the endgame. they’ve been saying this since at least the 1980s and here we are

Princeton announces first holder of the Class of 1975 Chair in My Man Looks Like Studies

My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried

You know if wise people just started using those same prompts on rich powerful men it suddenly would be a problem worth addressing. There is a lesson there... in the mean time just change the name used in the prompt to elon.

George Santos fleeing New York like it's the security guard at the Hermès outlet store

@thatac.bsky.social it's only 2 Jan 2026. I should not feel like screaming this much already.

Chris Rufo decides what will get the MAGAverse outraged, usually something explicitly racist, the influencers all jump in with both feet...and next thing you know...funding for kids all across the country gets frozen Great work a**holes Kudos @atrupar.com www.publicnotice.co/p/shirley-vi...

ah yes, news focused on the concerns of the average american

The ballot box, where we decide if rape is wrong

These outrages need to stop.

The club is located in 1968.

Hey @cbsnews.com I don’t give a flying f*** what you “love” You’re supposed to be a news organization.

I don’t think that people who react to words differently than I do are necessarily propagandized or brainwashed, but it’s possible that’s because I’m brainwashed.

It's probably helpful to remember that for any group, the people on social media who are the most loud and vigorous representations of that group are probably not actually fairly representative of that group

These are ALL WH pool reports from today.

The mannequins are becoming lifelike.

Well, yes, a lot of criminal defense attorneys and free speech lawyers are suspicious of state power, that’s true.

Thank God that CBS News has made it legal to love America again, just like President Donald J. Trump made it legal to say Merry Christmas.

I mean, is this weird?

Must resist urge. Must behave. Why is it so goddamn hard to be a mature adult?

I wish we had a dominant recurring figure other than Trump for the podcast [finger on monkey’s paw curls]

Laura Loomer just told me this picture was from a HAMAS TUNNEL so please read before i am forced to delete

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I'm my father.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Pneumonia with a loculated pleural effusion your GP missed because “idk brah drink fluids and take Tylenol, don’t be a pussy” isn’t a treatment plan

@kenwhite.bsky.social I have questions

🔥NYT: “Trump is the Jan. 6th president… It was a turning point toward an even more lawless version of Trump… people who violently attacked Congress & beat officers escaped w/o lasting consequence… Tragically, 🇺🇸 is still living in that political era…” www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/o...

Saying ”Grok apologized” is like If I type “YOU’RE A BITCH” into Speak-And-Spell and tell you “Speak-An-Spell says you’re a bitch”

Oh great, copycat creeps.

How is this man a bishop?!

Again, I say, Pot, meet Kettle. “Given President Trump’s deployment of the National Guard within US borders, he of all people should know that criminal attacks on public property cannot be tolerated,” www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Thoracic Suction 2: Electric Boogaloo has begun. Let’s pray this removes the remaining pleural effusion and I can be evaluated to have this tube removed by Sunday.

Remember…these people think making the rich pay more in taxes, everyone having affordable living/healthcare/childcare, better housing conditions & free transportation is “Tyranny” Load up the Remington & take me out back if I approach Mark Levin levels of headassery.

While complaining that America is "besieged" by foreigners, DHS used an image by Japanese artist Hiroshi Nagai

Holy shit, someone notify MENSA!

Hold the phone, are you telling me that the guy on the right created a chatbot that is producing child pornography? And are you also telling me that the President whose campaign he funded and who was Jeffrey Epstein's "best friend" for a while wants to prevent any form of AI regulation? Weird.

Find me the conservative parents with kids in daycare who would be okay with a group of anonymous men, some masked, some with cameras, being allowed without their permission into their kid’s daycare in the middle of the day to *film their kids*. Find me one.

I mean, you'd think that would be kinda important? @ablativmeatshld.bsky.social

It couldn't possibly be women are tired of being free bangmaids and make their own money?