Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Side note, Charles's Angels is the kind of zany time travel crossover event we need in these trying times.

I've both deliberately and accidentally typoed Google searches and had the summary tell me the typo was correct.

Oh shit I was supposed to remember something today

LISA McCLAIN: Voter turnout from Republicans was not high. But I think part of that reason is because Republicans for the most part are happy with what's happening TAPPER: Using that argument, your voters could be so happy that Democrats retake the House next year

So in one courtroom the DOJ is arguing that a sandwich thrown into an armor-wearing officer is a forcible assault while simultaneously in another courtroom DOJ says tackling protestors or shooting them in the head with less lethal munitions does not count as use of force. One rule for thee...

10000%

Called it. Side note, I guarantee you that's to show the contractors where to mount the gold letters. This is going to be permanent.

Judge orders DoJ to text sorry to Anna Bower

INCLUDING ALL GRAND JURY INFO

That is quite an interesting combination of bumper stickers there.

This is incredibly important: we must frame tonight as a resounding victory — an electoral landslide, a mandate from the universe itself and as a repudiation of MAGA, of Trump, and of vichy democrats we must be relentless, we must not shut up

"They chose the bear" was right there

Parting thoughts on tonight: I don't know yet if this heralds a major change for the better or is a temporary setback in the march to fascism, but tonight I don't care. We did good today. I'm going to enjoy that. And try to do good tomorrow too.

wait for it

ok what rag's gonna run the headline Cuomo's Got Fuomo tomorrow morning

Sorry about the Tomahawks, but I do have some big dick toilets to sell you.

Not enough people are noticing that NYC literally just elected the The Rent Is Too Damn High Guy

The girls' school just did this awesome lemons-to-lemonade thing and I love it. Hey furloughed parents, come have lunch with your kids on Thursday! Since you're not at work, give them a little lunchtime surprise!

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election. DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg. His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority. www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...

Funniest part of this is that he’s saying the shutdown is a disaster for Republicans, which seems a touch off message but okay who am I to argue

Today seems like a good day to make good on a campaign promise.

The eternal struggle...

I am oddly proud of the fact that I *immediately* recognized this reference. Like, disturbingly proud.

Is there a pool on who we're going to bomb tomorrow? Because there needs to be a pool on who we're going to bomb tomorrow.

holy shit

The Cubs won?

evergreen post

I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao

As the right wing election fraud machine springs into action, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, needs to remember that most of the Dems in power can't cobble together a coherent plan for a lunch order with both hands and an Acme Plan Generator.

I'm sure ICE will get right on making agents identify themselves now.

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

OK this is one of the reasons I follow @danielgreene.bsky.social on Youtube. Come for the updates on fantasy lit, but stay for the absolutely unhinged existential crisis over temporal mechanics.

I'm darkly amused that this was the skeet that convinced them

I'm doing my part!

Hot new event venue just dropped

"Hey baby how'd you like to roleplay qualified immunity tonight?"

A better question is, when is Trump going to sue CBS News for releasing the full transcript?

Overnight court filings seem to be giving us a peek at what U.S. Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino said in his deposition so far (it apparently continues today):

I saw someone Friday night who I swore looked like he was dressed like an ICE agent and then I finally saw the side of his uniform and he was dressed like an Imperial pilot and yeah that totally tracks.

"Vote for me or Donald Trump will invade your city" only works if "Vote for me and Donald Trump will be invited in" isn't true.

There was an episode of The Recruit where merely querying an operations code set off an alarm because it was kept so secret. That's how I imagine that phone call going. "Hey, um, what's 'Purple Velvet'" <alarms blaring>

I do believe, sir, that, given this video, you have no cattle, and yet...

I believe @markwarner.bsky.social has a tuna fish sandwich recipe

...does the thing involve pentagrams and entrails

FYI today is National Sandwich Day and I refuse to accept that that is a coincidence

The thing you have to ask yourself is, how would that possible affect benefits. Once you answer that question, THEN you can get mad.

Saoirse wrote her first campaign speech, to be her class representative on student council. I think she's got a shot.