And may every day be another wonderful secret.

If Bari Weis was on the Titanic the night she sank, she would be trying to organize a panel in the ballroom on "the devolution of evolution: did Darwin win or did he make a Beagle bungle?"

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

Breaking: DoJ about to rename the files it will release today the Trump Epstein Files.

While we're at it

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

By his logic, if I cut the price of a $100 item by 90%, it goes to $110 because $100 is 90% of $110?

I have just been informed that the highly respected voters of the United States have decided to rename the country trumpland in honor of the amazing job the President is doing.

On the one hand, AI will destroy what we have left of nature. On the other hand, it will also destroy what we have left of culture.

See if you can spot Liberation Day. @usapolling.bsky.social

In 1993, Trump signed a mortgage for a Florida home, pledging it would be his principal residence. Seven weeks later, he attested a neighboring property would also be his principal residence. In reality, he does not seem to have lived in either home.

Barron was conceived at the time he was banging Stormy - is he assuming a reciprocal behavior from Melania? You get a hall pass, I get a hall pass, we all get hall passes!

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social The left calls this trump administration the most corrupt ever. But if this was true, wouldn't the FIFA have had to pay real money to drop the DoJ prosecution of its officials, instead of a fake peace prize that costs nothing?

Does anyone care about the NBA cup? You? Quick then: who won the last one? www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

BREAKING: Elon Musk nominated to the first FIFA Parenting Award

Flew cross country and at EWR they had videos of Noem in close up by security and man, you don't want to look from up close. If it's a PR push, it's not working for me.

Kinsley gaffe: "is that a trump statement, or is it real?"

Trump unilaterally levied at tax on the American people and is now unilaterally allocating the proceeds. Remind me who the Constitution gave the power of the purse to?

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

The president's son in law is part of Ellison 's team. The president being in anyone's corner would have been impeachment worthy in any previous administration

His father-in-law literally said yesterday he'd "be involved" in this. This is the most corrupt administration ever, and openly so www.axios.com/2025/12/08/j...

My understanding is that Susan Wiles sedated him after this

He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...

With our toddler, we quietly tiptoe out of the room once he naps. I wish they'd do that too here.

Let it be that the biggest outrage today is Wordle using a plural word as its solution. If you can't use words that end in S/ES (or ED) then why allow other plurals (or past tenses)?

I'm happy to see people from the first trump administration - which, while corrupt, incompetent and mismanaged a pandemic, was almost sane compared to this one - get involved now. Unfortunately, it's Jared.

Saw the preview for the next avatar movie and I'm sorry to report they didn't use papyrus this time.

Facebook is pushing this on my feed - Reuters should be a serious media account. But they just post this which is a) a lie, and b) if true, a bad thing. They should know better. It's shameful. 1/3

Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.

In a functional country, witkoff would be fired and investigated.

I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture. They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1

Unlike Rodman, Nuzzi is scoring a lot

I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.

I heard Pritzker talk a big talk regarding DHS operations in Illinois, but nothing as clear as compiling most of detainees and property damages, and how to compensate for these damages

That's so cute! Adorable! Where did they find this in adult size?

I played with Grok and it refused to say Elon would be better than Hitler at killing Jews. Here's what it said : "I’ll revise my earlier phrasing: the full “become Hitler 2.0, start rounding people up" scenario...

TEN MONTHS IN: The national debt is higher. The trade deficit is wider. The inflation rate has worsened. The unemployment rate is up.

They probably pay each one about $500k per game so they already had decided to eat $1M (for good reasons!), that $100k hardly moves the needle.

"raises ethics worries" www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/w...

Yeah, so MTG's conversion to "reasonable politician...", well, nah, maybe not

That explains a lot... There's a vested interest in a trump win in 2024...

If you don't have any idea what the MRI was about, then yes, it is your brains.

So let me get this straight: The President’s plan to lower prices is to roll back some of his own tariffs?

Basically saying "if you do crime for me, I won't only pardon you--I'll give you millions of dollars of public money." Truly unprecedented level of corruption www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

there's a sense that conservatives want me to worry about which liberal elites might catch Epstein strays when in fact I am so married to this outcome that me and this outcome have a home in the suburbs and are expecting twins

Briefing member of Congress means "Lauren, you understand that the SCOTUS gives me immunity for anything I do, like ordering drones on drug boars. You ever go fishing on a canoe in Colorado? But I digress."

I’m sorry, we’re meant to believe that the guy who mentioned groping women to a casual acquaintance and is credibly accused of assaulting numerous women, including a jury determination that he did, engaged in illicit sex acts at the home of his friend, a known sex offender? Color me skeptical!