/3 I've been trying to get the Vice President of Procurement to sign a contract for three weeks and he keeps sending it back with CAPITALISM IS A DEATH CULT scrawled on it. I think it's in blood.

We are here because policing in the U.S. has been this way for generations. This is why ICE acts with impunity. They know they can act this way.

My real concern is whether Amicus, the mascot of the Canadian Supreme Court, has also been compelled to change robes.

“DoorDash Labs’ head of autonomy, fixed us with a plaintive look. “Please don’t kick my robot,” he said.”

Of course, seeing all of those people denied benefits or dying before they can finish their appeals would please the Trump administration no end. 5/5

Can you believe it? Tesla’s insurance company is a scam. Who woulda thunk?

“A beautiful woman dressed in a white unitard walks into a locker room, opens a steel locker, and pulls out a plate of cod. She takes a slow, sensual bite. The camera lingers on her chewing face. “Introducing Boiled Cod,” the screen reads. “Slightly more protein per calorie than our bars.””

“In the ’90s, the then–parent company of Hellmann’s mayonnaise, Best Foods, joined ARCO in a strategic partnership to bring EPG to market.”

Diddy got Fiddy

They frame the second method as if it’s a perfectly reasonable and effective way to deal with a measles outbreak. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Cowards everywhere. Not that I expected corporate America to come to the rescue of democracy, but it’s still disappointing

Making simple carnitas tacos, homemade black beans, and rice

Arkansas police pulled over an Indian GrubHub driver wh ois married to a U.S. citizen. They found a bottle of Opium-brand perfume, arrested him for narcotics possession, and turned him over to ICE, where he was held for 30 days. He has now been stripped of his immigration status.

"Don't tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I'll tell you what you value" 🔎 The City of LA's Adopted Budget for FY2026 is now up on our website: controller.lacity.gov/budgets See the bar chart to see where your tax dollars ($14,103,321,315) are budgeted to be spent! 💰

“Two of his best-performing SPACs were the ones where Palihapitiya could not find a merger partner, so he returned the $10 per share to investors.”

Steve Nash

LA Times calling their own work “remarkable” is pretty cringe lol

The Wall Street Journal, a news source that is supposed to specialize in business reporting, uncritically repeating Trump’s claim that Pfizer is going to offer some drugs absolutely free (We know Trump doesn’t understand percentages, but you’d think WSJ reporters would be required to)

New favorite sticker 🚫🧊

I just hope Eric Adams' son's sneaker collection is okay

No more Leprechaun Chef to kick around

Roommate bought a pound of strawberries and there were 3 green ones in the package

My Alfredo is orange

“A Turkish attempt to force kebab shops in the EU to adhere to strict rules on how to make a doner kebab has been withdrawn.”

The Unipiper of the Apocalypse

“In apparent frustration, Bruni, a supermodel and singer, tore the foam cover off one of the microphones that had been spread out before her husband as she walked away.”

Scrolling her phone and drinking Starbucks ON TOP of the delivery robot. I fucking love LA lmao

Horse amenities: None

Your toaster is a narc! (Great thread on police surveillance)

"Jesus don't care about no parking tickets!"

“The company has a hard driving culture, where executives bark internet slang to inspire the troops such as “YOLO””

Making an extra $30/day selling your private phone calls lmao

Instead of this ridiculous story quoting one person who doesn’t want a bathroom in Runyon Canyon because of “odors” (have you smelled the dog piss there?), please read my story about how we can and should have beautiful public bathrooms in ALL our parks

My Apple Watch does not do a good enough job at telling me when it’s close to running out of power

I was really hoping this was Optimus

Many pundit arguments amount to 'you racial minorities simply have to deal with the fact that a lot of white people are racist. Suck it up and shut up.'

I have defrosted a pound of hamburger for our supper tonight but still have no idea what I’m making

Virtuous action framed as mere "virtue signaling"

Mariah Carey's new album is going to have a "All I Want For Christmas Is You (Part II)" on it and it won't even be the 11,000th worst thing to happen in 2025

Suppertime Snacks

“Urine flowing along the conveyor belt is especially important.”

Yay! My husband winned his ball game!

Delicious ghost sauce 🤤🤤🦕

A press release to beg people to stop criticizing Trump and DHS & ICE agents who are attacking U.S. citizens, kidnapping people off the streets, operating concentration camps where members of Congress are not allowed in, and rendering people to foreign lands they've never been to 🤔

Last week, we wrote about how the absurd RICO case against Cop City protesters in Georgia threatened journalists, in addition to activists. Now, the federal government wants to do the same — weaponize conspiracy and racketeering laws to turn dissent into a felony. Things are moving fast...

This is some ripe bullshit. Please give if you can and boost if giving’s not in the cards.

This guy with a "LICK MY BUTTHOLE FEDS" sign has been standing on top of his car this whole time. Confirmed at least one protester snatched by ICE in the chaos.

"There was no weapon and this is what the officer had to contend with." The officer had to *contend with* the teenager not having a weapon. I guess they don't train for interactions with weaponless citizens at the police academy anymore?