They’re supposed to write personal messages on everyone’s cups. This is well above expectations. The barista should be promoted!

“If you say mean things about us, we’ll kill more of you”

“As CTV News reports, cofounder Grace Bennett recalled discovering two letters from the Pentagon, which effectively told her business to — in her words — “stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain.””

“When he called customers who’d tried to game the system by using their mothers’ credit cards, he learned some were eating two to three pounds of organ meat daily and urged them to scale back, both for their own health and so other customers could buy some.”

“Although he once compared his charisma to Barack Obama’s, he knew that many who met him regarded him as an asshole.”

“The Stanfords were sophisticated modern thinkers of the late nineteenth century, which means they thought they could talk to ghosts.”

“He decided on a career in law, perhaps with a quick transition to politics, a professional path forever beloved by ambitious slackers.”

“Next week, drivers may do a double take when they see giant billboards on Sunset Boulevard of a three-breasted woman or an unrealistically muscular Venice Beach body builder.”

“This is the way confidential informants work: District attorneys blindly defend police sources they know nothing about. And instead of safeguarding against abuse, prosecutors enable misconduct in a system that grants police unchecked power, a new Globe Spotlight Team investigation has found.”

“One of Elon Musk's lawyers in his legal war with Sam Altman is literally a clown.”

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

I thought I was eating a Mexican wedding cake but it was some other thing that was more tart than a lemon warhead

Failed 😞

I’m going to try to make pig eggs for supper tonight. I’ll let everyone know if it works

“Robot executives have spoken. Don’t buy a humanoid robot, folks. It cannot do anything useful for you, but it can clobber your groin.”

One Punch Man s3 was really good. The way ep12 ended makes me think that it’s not over yet?

“…giving the impression that all the Waymos in San Francisco had been zapped at the same time by whatever caused the outage, causing them to halt in place, including in busy intersections, as if their robot drivers had been raptured to robo-heaven.”

“Single employees can enroll in a corporate matchmaking service, and those who pair off can celebrate their nuptials in CATL-organized group weddings.”

Prison guards: - Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs. - Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died. - Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died. All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.

5.3” of rain expected tomorrow, over twice our normal monthly total. If i have to leave the house, I’ll use my kayak! People here don’t know how to drive in the rain lmao

“But that’s not when Adya, who asked to use her first name only for fear her employer would find out about her lengthy Frappuccino order, stopped drinking Starbucks.”

wanna go listen to Bjork and shoot airsoft guns, bro?

Second cheese mishap this week 😩

Roommate (who never gets sick, I’ve seen him get the flue maybe twice in 40 years) gets his ass handed to him any time he gets a vaccine. He’s slept maybe 18 of the last 24 hours.

Assemblywoman Pilar Schiavo @pilar4ca.bsky.social calls for Councilmember John Lee’s resignation 🔥🔥🔥 nypost.com/2025/12/18/u...

No other job would give you “paid administrative leave” for raping a child. These are the people supposedly protecting us, but they get special treatment whenever they commit crimes, no matter how heinous.

“…the president read off the teleprompter angrily and quickly, speaking with the motormouth intensity of a 20-something banker who just discovered cocaine and now has a really great idea for a new restaurant.”

people are asking "is this real" and the answer is it's as real as any other case where the FBI finds a bunch of idiots and pokes and prods them into doing the bare minimum to secure an indictment. do I think these dipshits could've ever carried out an attack? No

“In 1978, John Mercer, an eccentric glaciologist at Ohio State University who allegedly conducted fieldwork nude, was among the first to predict that global warming threatened the West Antarctic Ice Sheet.”

poem i wrote/made titled, GEOMETRICAL HAPPENSTANCE

“All I'm saying is, I've seen enough horror movies to have a healthy mistrust of kids.”

“Construction work halts, planes are grounded and military training gets suspended to facilitate an optimal testing environment.”

When it comes to the LAPD, the City will always find the money to fund them no matter what's been approved in the budget or what the City's spending plan is. If they overspend, rack up liability claims, etc., City Hall will just take the money from elsewhere to give to LAPD.

The LA County jails just posted their 43rd in custody death for this year, and the second in under a week

“When one app asked them to submit a selfie for an age verification system, they used a photo of a golden retriever they found on Google.”

404 Media is making a print zine about the surveillance tactics used by ICE, and how people are resisting this tech. Why? Print media is cool. Also, 404 Media has watched ICE grow from an already horrifying organization into a deportation force that is better funded than most militaries.

I want dessert but there’s only cinnamon rolls and brownies and Reese’s pieces

Abolish FIFA

I hate rage bait it makes me so angry

New on Knock: Did you hear about the congressional hearing about the impacts of the LA ICE raids? The mayor refused to publicize it, declined to release the video as promised, and left before survivors could speak on the violence they suffered from ICE and LAPD. knock-la.com/where-is-our...

Angelenos: your city council voted to let LAPD keep using tear gas on us. In case you, y’know, want to let them know how fucked that is

“"Ohio" typically means strange, weird, cringe or dumb. When you combine "Ohio" with "Rizz," it means weird, cursed or strange flirting behavior”

56 years ago today, the CPD / FBI assassinated Fred Hampton. Hampton brought together the Black Panthers, Young Patriots (white Chicagoans with southern roots, based in Uptown, who flew the Confederate flag), and Young Lords (Puerto Ricans). The FBI saw (and sees) multi-racial unity as a threat.

Angelenos consistently vote to make Los Angeles a better city and our electeds fight tooth and nail to make sure that doesn’t happen.

Listen to his words. They are saying natural-born American citizens, sometimes even 2nd generation citizens, don't belong here. Children. The GOP basically says they aren't human. What's more, the media mostly doesn't care. They LOVE covering Trump because they find him so entertaining.

There’s a whole industry in this country whose sole business model is scamming poor people

“…execs saw it as a risky experiment better left for a more stable future. “We were scared to death of boy dolls,””