I just replied in a Stancil thread, which means I’m about to get blocked by about 20 different accounts with whom I’ve never interacted.

I had a flight where the captain announced this was his copilot’s last flight before being promoted to Captain and she was also his daughter. Most of the plane shook her hand on the way out.

But our 401k’s valuations are delightful.

There’s an alarming number of posts today about how it’s okay to assault women as long as it’s only half of them.

Uhhhh.

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

Dems: just copy Ossoff language. Thanks.

wut

Is this how the kids talk these days? As a 54-year-old I would have been deeply embarrassed to write such a whiny tantrum-like note and have it go public.

“4. Then explain what happened for the next 100 or so years anyway”.

democrats deeply want people to care about process when they care about outcomes. promising democracy isn’t even promising rights. it’s promising a process to possibly get them. democrats need an actual agenda, but they can’t agree on one because it’s a loose coalition of dissenters, not a party.

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

Far left dems don’t realize that most people have excruciatingly short attention spans. This conflicts with the intentionality that they think most voters have. They can’t grasp that someone hears “defund the police”, isn’t interested in an explanation, and thinks “that sucks ass, I’m voting Trump.”

An excellent representation of the destruction and fall of the USA

Considering how many white actors play ancient Egyptians to no real fuss, Elon might not be making the point he thinks. Also, in the Homeric text, Helen of Troy was hatched from an egg after her mother fucked a swan. I suggest arguing about her race is a silly thing to do.

i love you grain weevil

I expect that all of the UK is now on Lettuce Watch?

In the United States, Amazon delivery vehicles that pay fuel taxes are increasingly subsidizing electric car owners who don't, and it's not sustainable. @jeffbezos explains why.

As a Democrat I think its unironically great that the guy Trump put in charge of the FBI is an irresponsible drunk who just wants to be a celebrity and doesn't actually give a fuck about persecuting enemies. That's been great for us, actually

The most pathetic aspect of this is how Trump misheard the word “incursion” but won’t admit it. Our nation is conjuring up new military terminology because everyone is afraid to damage his ego.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

"Never hallucinate or make anything up." yes, you can just demand that the LLM not make errors that's definitely how the technology works

The Greendale Human Being is at the Met.

Air to Ground Message: YEAH I GUESS A KID PUKED ON A CAT AND ITS A MESS BACK THERE. YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP Area: Louisville, KY, USA A: #a236c6ce84d F: #ffb6c6aa8cf

Evidence of what? The genetic lineage of the shells? Were horseshoe crabs involved in the conspiracy?

Red line to the orange line to the end of the orange line to the bus to Walpole. 90 minutes each way. Couldn’t afford a car, couldn’t afford to move.

Going to bed on a lighter note:

9-11 months of hard work by the FBI to determine if the seashells were a threat against the president. What an elite, efficient agency it is under Kash.

The only conspiracy theory I will accept is “he staged it so they can stop doing these things in hotels and hold them in a ballroom.”

Are they … painting it blue?

I heard an anti-Klobuchar ad on the radio. It was basically "Klobuchar. Test scores are down. A billion dollars of fraud. Klobuchar. Test scores. Fraud. Klobuchar. Minnesota can't survive any more Klobuchar" on loop for 30 seconds.

LSD, however…

It’s all about the pirogies.

I’ve never seen such enthusiastic embrace of the Streisand effect.

What the hell happened to Carhartt jeans? This is something I’d wear to be comfortable on airplanes. Or as pajamas. No way is this workwear.

This article is the reddest of red flags: Platner cosplays. He went from "student protestor of the Iraq war" to "volunteer soldier in the Iraq war" to literal mercenary. Pretty obvious he puts on and takes off political identities like clothing

Cross-branding opportunity.

Kamala Harris lost because she campaigned like a Republican. No, I didn’t watch any of her events or read anything at all about her positions, but I followed social media during campaign season and read lots of posts about how she was campaigning.

My wife said she saw a car with a Shaboolee sticker like mine. I looked as her blankly and she says “you know, the thing with the arms”. I replied “are you trying to say Cthulhu?”

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

Mr Patel has already threatened to sue. Speaking as someone who has been through the Atlantic fact-checking process on issues far, far less important… best of luck to you, sir.

What’s funny is that even if the Atlantic was doing a big ol’ intentional defamation, there no way Kash would try to prove it. Can you imagine what would come out in discovery?

Stocks rise on news that most of the ill effects of the war will fall on poor people.

This is not a thing like nothing has ever before been not a thing. Please try, though.

So the rest of the world is going to buy up American oil and drive up prices for actual Americans? He feels this will be a good thing for the GOP in the midterms?

Don’t hire anybody named Leeroy Jenkins.

Oh, are people saying Melania has a connection to Maxwell and Epstein? Hadn’t heard about it before, but now I think this should be investigated. Subpoena her maybe?