beachsloth.substack.com/p/the-birthd... Heiko Julien stole tweets from me. Fortunately, I took the high road on that seizure, and Heiko Julien took the low road, which is why he is a troll living underneath a bridge with a law degree that is essentially worthless.

svbkvlt.bandcamp.com/album/curios... This lurching funk is quite a bit of fun.

beachsloth.substack.com/p/unendlichk... Spreading stuff into each other’s bloodstreams? There’s an app for that.

This condom is pretty metal

fire-toolz.bandcamp.com/album/lavend... This looks so delightfully adorable. Love the Lavender color!

beachsloth.substack.com/p/sleeping-d... Beyond knots in the throat, gold chains can reside there as well, saved for when the economy tanks.

I cannot recommend laziness enough

The attempt to make the failed assassination attempt more exciting-- like American life is a made-for-TV-movie-- are going to be some of the most revolting things to come out of this mess

When you learned about the Iran hostage crisis, did they teach you this part? In November 1979, during the crisis, Black hostages and women were released first. Ruhollah Khomeini said they were oppressed in the United States and not part of the power structure, so they weren’t seen as spies.

Can we just primary this guy out of office so I don't have to hear his dumb nonsense?

marcleclair.bandcamp.com/album/musiqu... Baby's first glitch album, that baby also contributed to

beachsloth.substack.com/p/04262026 You know you are obscure when even Numero Group must weigh the pros and cons of reissuing your work.

www.msn.com/en-us/money/... Devin Nunes is out as Trump Media CEO after 4 years — and the company's revenue came in 99.8% below what investors were promised - literally laughed out loud

I have microplastics inside of me. I contain multitudes of future credit cards.

analogafrica.bandcamp.com/album/antoin... Most Excellent Saturday Morning

www.msn.com/en-us/news/p... Please halp with money - Lindsey Graham When you're a Republican worried about reelection in a place as naturally conservative as South Carolina, you might have a problem

goatjp.bandcamp.com/album/withou... The Goats

heatcrimes.bandcamp.com/album/paradi... Greek Orthodox-core

This is Rocky. He's at Seattle Meowtropolitan. He is accepting applications, but you need to share a coffee & interview with him first. 😊♥️☕️🐈‍⬛ #CatCafe #Seattle #Adopt #Cats

Craving work-life balance is a huge red flag, says Fortune 500 Europe CEO—and like Barack Obama, he happily works through weekends www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar... They really want us to eat cake, don't they?

Peter Sotos predicted the Epstein Files

bit.ly/48jWPfA “Mridhangit” presents a truly mind-melting experience, featuring Rahul Mukerji collapsing genres and styles into each other as some sort of color-dripping prism.

Lots of very good Boards of Canada discussions lately. That may be all I post until the album drops. We will see. It is very comforting to know how many other people were touched by the Scottish duo's music.

Of course, Glenn Youngkin was a Republican. Republicans hate children. What more can I say?

In Online Lit, everyone loves Beach Sloth

First trailer for ‘Coyote vs Acme’ In theaters on August 28

beachsloth.substack.com/p/redbluever... Life is an escalator, I want to ride it all night long – Pixar Original Movie Cars

Boards of Canada have accurately documented society's shift from '90s optimism (Music Has The Right To Children) to emo early aughts (The Campfire Headphase) to foreshadowing darkness 2010's (Tomorrow's Harvest) to pure apocalypse (Inferno)

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

boardsofcanada.bandcamp.com/album/inferno Yes, new Boards of Canada! I am so happy I am literally crying.

Happy Earth Day!

beachsloth.substack.com/p/warm-milk Reading is a pastime for the literate at this point, and illiteracy appears to be growing worldwide. Perhaps we, as a people, have evolved beyond the need for knowledge.

Ever since I heard Slint's Spiderland album I haven't been able to kill spiders because if that's the kind of music they are inspiring we need more of them

Rook and Cowlquape realise the purpose of Vox's baby; Vox did not predict the maelstrom, for the sphere of phraxdust will be volatile enough to trigger such an event if it is fired into the sky

beachsloth.substack.com/p/socrates-o... Think of it this way – the people who brought salvation to the world were those who worked as carpenters; no rich person ever had a lasting effect on the earth after death besides some juicy memes.

All the Stockhausen chart-topping hits in one place!

I am so thankful for my mother and father in how they raised me

Remember that while it is funny how completely out of touch the far right is with reality, it is also equally terrifying how completely out of touch they are.

A beautiful spring day today

southofnorthamsterdam.bandcamp.com/album/indie-... Whimsy rediscovered

I just had the most personal, deeply reassuring dream in my entire life

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG4W... Great Chevy Chase Roast in that everyone just hates on him to his face for 42 straight minutes