What a joy that we get to live through the reality TV show presidency of a malevolent con man with rapidly accelerating dementia and an addiction to war who is building the most sophisticated doomsday bunker complex in human history.

Great Album Cover

beachsloth.substack.com/p/the-childr... Across the world, there are triangles to get lost in – the Alaskan Triangle, Bennington Triangle, and Bermuda Triangle. Disappearing seems to require a triangle for some reason; it demands it.

ooh-sounds.bandcamp.com/album/alien-....

This was a pure joy. I might be missing the 90s this weekend.

Because they want that money for themselves of course.

Hey baby, I want to be your pretzel ;)

beachsloth.substack.com/p/the-best-o... Some of my funeral experiences were joyful reminders of who that person was; I can think of both of my grandparents as such examples, each of whom presented me with a fine restaurant meal afterward: Red Lobster and a stellar (now closed) Chinese restaurant

Glad Trump polls people on the important stuff like the 'Dumocrat' vs 'Dumbocrat' nickname instead of whether or not the US needs to attack another country

Oh the Blue Sky Art Show is very cool and reminds me why I came here in the first place

Aged like milk for this TEMU Kirk

I've spent the last two months putting together this exhaustive analysis of the New York Times coverage of trans people. It covers 3,242 articles over 12 years. In 2022, the NYT shifted towards a hostile stance towards trans people in their framing. www.thedissident.news/exclusive-ho...

The cost of Trump’s War to taxpayers, like everything else Trump does, continues to go up far above original estimates. The guy who bankrupted multiple business now has an unlimited amount of money to play with thanks to congressional Republicans.

Absolutely 💯 of everything he touches, turns to 💩. We warned you MAGAts during the 2024 election. We told you that it would be a 🤡 show but nooooo. You voted for the bully because you were so afraid of becoming emasculated. How pathetic. We warned you but now we all have to pay the price.

beachsloth.substack.com/p/friday-fun... I have played this for people before, those less terminally strange than myself, and they instantly loved it.

www.beaboutitpress.com/heidi-armstr... “Will It Ever Ease (feat. Ratter Nales)” goes for a ‘90s alt-rock feel reminiscent of Alanis Morissette’s bitterness.

I wish I could afford to go to Japan. Maybe one day, when I'm successful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gPJ... Grooves is a severe understatement

dx2ov.bandcamp.com/album/tonegues Gorgeous grooves

www.beaboutitpress.com/heidi-armstr... Heidi Armstrong has reached something of a Zenith with “Things I Lift In Silence,” featuring lyrics that peer into what our lives have been and could be.

beachsloth.substack.com/p/the-plate-... Around royalty, there is a need for manners, and licking sauce off a plate is considered inappropriate. Bread is given to individuals around the world so they may sop the sauce off the plate, a cleaning process that the dishwashers of the world invented

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

clickhole.com/an-ouroboros... Clickhole never disappoints

beachsloth.substack.com/p/music-for-... Entire lifetimes have been spent online. We curate our online presence more than we do our physical selves

beachsloth.substack.com/p/eau-fraich... Floods are a must, and that’s why people hate them, especially the Dutch.

outofyourheadrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dance-... Birth of the Chill

An exquisitely beautiful morning

intlanthem.bandcamp.com/album/mana The best and only trombone-centric album you will hear all year

Random question for my American friends - has anybody here successfully gone solar? I have very, very personal reasons for doing so, but I do not want to get stuck with that solar energy scam stuff that too many companies do. Any helpful hints are greatly appreciated.

Solar ftw abcnews.com/US/solar-gen...

www.redfin.com/MI/Hart/3604... Michigan is such an absurdly underrated state, though you would spend the rest of your life fixing this place up

warrington-runcorn-cis.bandcamp.com/album/people... About time that industry got its soundtrack. Mallwave has been around for a while, time for a little looking back.

This week in Beach Sloth Literary reviews expect the following: Monday, June 15th, 2026 - Eau Fraiche by Joe Amato Tuesday, June 16th, 2026 - Music for airports by Owen Avery Wednesday, June 17th, 2026 - The Plate by Sylvie Baumgartel

matmos.bandcamp.com/album/cloud-... Happy Matmos Horse Lords day for all those who celebrate

beachsloth.substack.com/p/friday-fun... Think that the Habsburg Empire would fund wildly oscillating pitch scree over dance beats? Well, they probably would. They allowed Liechtenstein to exist, first as the small principality between Switzerland and Austria

Read the update "BlueSky has Group Chats" right as tornado sirens sounded off in the distance

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning? Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

www.beaboutitpress.com/big-sexy Big Sexy taps into a near-forgotten form of rock. Far from the polite genre it is now, rock used to rage, used to make people feel.

chatpile.bandcamp.com/album/who-lo... New Chat Pile in September. Very Yes. They embody autumn in the Midwest.

beachsloth.substack.com/p/yearbook-b... Black Death killed so many that the social contract of feudalism simply could not exist – the people quite literally were not there; they were dead.

Exit | Eustress | Kino Disk share.google/BgPqQKtNPQ3C... This is making it feel cooler in this 80 degree plus heat