Some good weird stuff for a sleepy Tuesday soundtrack

beachsloth.substack.com/p/poems-by-c... Imagine the film Eyes Wide Shut, but it is about potatoes.

Anybody know of good foraging groups to join in the Chicagoland area (once the weather clears up). So far this seems like the best option I've found: www.oddproduce.com/foraging-tou...

When I die play every single song I've ever listened to in my life at my funeral

In celebration of Mamdani's first day in office, the map from our 2016 NYC atlas celebrating Queens as the most linguistically diverse place on earth. (800 languages spoken in NYC, according to NY's Endangered Language Institute, which collaborated with us on this map.

This makes me so happy. I love Baltimore. America does not show Charm City the respect it deserves.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olm This creature is so badass

A Nice Series of Quiet Conversations Today

beachsloth.substack.com/p/high-horse Golden Corral credit is better than what 99% of other literary magazines offer.

Happy New Year!

beachsloth.substack.com/p/new-york-o... My experience with Peter BD and the theater did happen before. I originally was going to perform in A Streetcar Named Desire alongside Peter BD. It was going to be my acting debut.

obscureandterrible.bandcamp.com/album/in-a-d... Just discovered this musician and they do some sort of dreaming, apparently in a Dark House according to the title

Please check out this brilliant little piece from @beachsloth.bsky.social beachsloth.substack.com/p/a-phone-ca... about "A Phone Call with my Siter" by Macy Craig mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...

beachsloth.substack.com/p/okay-by-zh... In the modern era, with movies like Dirty Dancing, we often overlook the real risks associated with dancing.

beachsloth.substack.com/p/12282025 If you can nod your head to any of this, you may be having a seizure and should immediately seek medical attention.

How many cassette tapes has William Basinski savagely murdered in the pursuit of art, and how much longer are we going to tolerate it?

For any AI user who has had their AI prompt stolen, they might want to contact a copyright attorney immediately

www.beaboutitpress.com/black-astron... Humor helps the darker bits go down smoother, and the willingness to engage with the surreal gives it an otherworldly presence, as if everyone is trying to get to the other side to see reality for what it really is – a cosmic joke.

I recently remembered that time I almost moved to rural Alaska to work for a local energy grid. That would have been a much different life for me.

So Elon Musk's DOGE let the Adobe Pro licenses expire so the Epstein Files could not be properly redacted, thus we can read everything? Hmm

The knowledge of Adobe lives and dies with millennials

beachsloth.substack.com/p/baby-phone... Babies need phones. They demand them. All the crying – that’s a desire for communication—no words spoken, just pure terror.

beachsloth.substack.com/p/bruiser-mag Despite Baltimore’s attractiveness , people often choose to live in Washington, DC. Washington, DC, America’s most boring, politics-brained city.

Amazing tribute to Melissa Hortman! "‎[Tim] Walz spent the summer in torment, thinking of his conversations w/ Hortman & how she should be Minnesota’s next governor ... 'I know I have been deeply damaged by this,' Walz says in a quiet voice. “We all have.” Free link: archive.ph/oAYEx

beachsloth.substack.com/p/the-oracle... The giving tree gave us its heart, but the very next day, we gave it away.

We need a release of the full unredacted Epstein Files and we needed it Friday, December 19th like promised.

bit.ly/45cVAND Black Astronaut Records brings the listener along for a ride through a chaotic, unceasing mind with “Chakra Flow Ft. ai12DIE.”

The greatest Freudian slip of all time?

I feel like I am back to early Beach Sloth antics of having people represent me at various public events to create further confusion about my identity.

Venezuela has weapons of mass destruction called socialism, and it is coming for your children

2025 is wild

I hope at some point that people get online traction for caring about each other rather than tearing each other down

I cannot recommend joining a union strongly enough. Joining one changed my life for the better and helped protect my entire family.

beachsloth.substack.com/p/maximus Honestly, 2025 has been a waking nightmare for so many, so my subconscious has not really risen to the occasion. I am trying to prime my dreams to become nightmares by reading the news before bed, to help terrify me, but most of my dreams are about esoteric music

After Vladimir Putin is overthrown due to his anti-Roblox stance, future Russian leaders will remember to never ban Roblox. The first Revolution of 67 is upon us!

I want new Black Dice releases. They are dearly missed.

boomkat.com/products/muz... One of my favorites of this year which feels so perfect and timeless

The Next Russian Revolution Brought to You By Roblox