Mark Zuckerberg is profoundly evil. This has been incredibly obvious for a very long time

wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing

Elon finally decided to check out Bluesky, and I’m only the 33rd person he decided to follow. Very legit. Such honor. Wow.

Sam Neill, call you agent, we've got the wacky biopic for you.

I’ll take “Things Mike Johnson Didn’t See” for $500 Alex

In a massive backlash against MAGA fascism, Democrats have now swept school board elections in Pennsylvania, Texas and Ohio and defeating all terrorist Moms For Liberty candidates in the process. Much more of this please, we have a democracy to rescue. 💙👊

Unreal

And why do they have such ill fitting clothes?

The hundreds of thousands of deaths should be enough, but also, USAID was our primary method of influencing other nations without, ya know, bombing them. China was absolutely eating our lunch at soft power before Musk killed thousands of children.

13k comments on one tweet is a massive payout. All of the tweets follow a certain formula, so the content is likely automated using AI technology (e.g., AI generated images and text). Basically running it as a money printing machine. But for those in the US, it translates to low simmering rage.

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Vader Remembered For Transforming Imperial Security And Standing Against Palpatine

This is a story about how America’s world-leading cancer and dementia research system was destroyed by frauds and naifs who broke the law. There must be consequences.

You can say ICE is being used as a political cudgel to demolish democracy, or you can recognize that’s all they ever have been since their inception.

You think the opening line of love guru RFK Jr’s poem is the worst thing you’ve ever subjected your eyeballs to, but it somehow gets worse.

Ice melts in the South

They line up perfectly.

My favorite part of this bizarre display is that Trump will almost certainly be back to calling Mamdani a commie jihadist who will destroy the city with rampant crime in a week or so.

Tom, having the one elected official expected to represent the entire nation be elected by a national popular vote does not “unravel federalism.” It’s just a common sense approach to electing a national politician that isn’t based in the protection of slavery.

Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one. “A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”

this insistence that she is some preternatural journalistic talent is going to drive me insane

Fight these fuckers anywhere you can.

I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real

If not death threat, why death threat shaped?

LEFT: Grok lying about what the Dems said RIGHT: Chat GPT fact-checking Grok on what the Dems actually said Bottom Line: Elon is building a weapon of mass disinformation and right wing propaganda in Memphis

Convenient.

Today, after the Coast Guard lifted a ban on swastikas and nooses as symbols of hate, and after President Trump called for the execution of members of Congress, it is time for every American to decide. Who will you be? Here is Burt Lancaster as Nazi era judge Ernst Janning in Judgment at Nuremberg.

It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time

I think I broke Grok. It went The Shining on me...

Incredible headline.

I knew the minute I first saw this story and the official story from ICE that the whole thing was a lie. They got mad she was following them, so they decided to murder her, and when she didn’t die, they made up false charges. These people all belong in prison.

phenomenal stuff from grok here

Holy shit, this thread is gold. Currently in the hospital, body in full rebellion against chemo, and legit laughing out loud at this. Elon Musk might be the biggest loser of all time.

go to bed grandpa, put down the phone

#BREAKING Federal prosecutors in Chicago move to dismiss charges against Marimar Martinez, the woman shot by Border Patrol in Brighton Park, as well as her co-defendant Anthony Ruiz.

Capitalism is a system whereby the poor are systemically exterminated so Elon Musk can build a machine that tells everyone he is a greater athlete than LeBron James large numbers of people think this is the best and only way to organize society

[wealthy hatemonger gunned down mid-slur] don’t you dare disrespect the dead [the president calls for electeds to be lynched] well that’s all right. that’s just free speech. love it or leave it

Ought to be front-page headlines.

He definitely ranks among the top figures in history for having wealth and power despite being the biggest loser alive.

Yoink!

I am not a lawyer. I have no idea what they’re talking about. I can only conclude that this man has been transported here from a recurring nightmare, possibly via dark magic. I’m assuming it would be mentioned if he was naked, but from the context, it sounds plausible.

I mean, Lemons must understand that at point his license is in jeopardy. I’ve never seen anything close to this. This is the “four seasons total landscaping” of prosecutions. Except here, there will most certainly be lasting professional consequences, if not criminal.

When I arrive at the party

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

This is the sort of shit you say just before telling your spouse you got fired for masturbating in the copy room.

More of this, please.

Find you a man that looks at you the way Trump looks at a dictator that has critical journalists murdered in embassies.

Imagine the arrogance of coming to another country as an immigrant, becoming a citizen, and then having the audacity to publicly say you're ready to destroy their constitution. He should have lost his citizenship awhile ago.