Lois isn’t in a relationship with Superman, she’s married to Clark Kent. Those are two different people. Imagine thinking that bespectacled dork is Superman. Ha!

What in the entire fuck are we doing here? Why the fuck are these lunatics firing missiles over the I-5?

Did he just post a video bragging that he’s so full of shit he can use it crop dust civilians?

Somebody has to recognize how off putting that is to anyone not terminally online. To everyone who isn’t a brat I t Twitter morons who already screamed “BASED” at this. Everyone else this is just fucking weird ass behavior.

Man, this is sad. Like Newgrounds punching game level sad. Dude is so impotently mad about today.

I think we’re two weeks away from Bessent stepping in front of a camera and going “Moneys Gone.”

Three cops perp walking a giant inflatable penis is just an incredibly powerful image.

I don’t think I’m capable of taking it seriously when MAGA calls people dorks.

Ya, eventually I will block all the trolly government account and their army of sycophants, but forgive me while I play with my food. Forgot how much I missed dunking on these morons.

Anyone got a working link to Goatse, by chance?

“Every parade has a right to exist” is such a fucking line man. Fucking cracking up.

Finally watched last nights debate and holy shit did Cuomo get mollywhooped. He spent the entire time on the ropes while Mamdani and even Sliwa styled on him.

Andrew Cuomo standing up for his community: Italian Rapists.

“My poor thirty-year-old children accidentally did a racism 271 times, and now the woke are cancelling them for their youthful ignorance. Shameful. Uh the calling out part not the racism naturally.”

Ok, sometimes he’s still really fucking funny.

Learned the other day how to fry onions or capers in the Microwave for a garnish. GAME CHANGER.

This was really fucking good. Very proud of all I did here. I ended up attempting Chocolate Onigiri. And while I will eat it… it was not as successful.

There are basically only two positions on Justin Wolfers. 1. Cool and sexy people who think that he’s a moron high on his own fart supply. 2. Stupid losers who like his posts.

Opus Dei!? More like Opus DEI amiright!?

Japanese dinner night. Steak with miso-mushroom sauce, tamagoyaki, rice with a homemade soy based sauce”everything sauce.” And a edamame quick pickle. Missing from picture: Udon soup.

Correction: Don't worry too much about this, most Bluesky users don't own a joke understander and get by just fine.

I feel like none of these people have actually SEEN Uncut Gems, but it REALLY doesn't work out for Ratner.

I still think about the time in Disco Elysium where I meet the only dyed in the wool communist in the entire game, and I go to try to talking to him about seizing the means of production and the first thing he did was call me a liberal and a pedophile. It was then I knew this game was a masterpiece.

Ok, Stop the discourse, I want off.

I mean, even not mentioning the fact that ChatGPT hallucinates 40% of the time, and just makes shit up because it’s not a search engine, it’s a language generator. Google has existed for 20 years. You could do that before if you were dedicated.

Oh you don’t say, I kept telling people it was wizards.

Some days I kind of understand the appeal of becoming a monk. There are days I would love to be sent off to a mountain to perfect the process of making an herb liquor or some shit.

I will say “it didn’t meet the TECHNICAL definition of torture” is a super-bizarre hill to die on.

Me seeing YouTubes new UI.

Alright, so YouTube has been down for 30 minutes, when do we start the suicide pacts?

I know it’s not woke of me, or whatever, but what jumps out at me isn’t the racism, homophobia, antisemitism, etc. It’s just that these kids are such fucking losers. Like if we bullied these kids harder they wouldn’t be a problem anymore.

I have never called upon the sovereign citizens for shit, but your specific brand of annoying could be so fucking useful right now.

I agree with this even though I rightfully will never be invited to a group chat.

Oh… oh no.

Wait, THIS is what they said was a protest getting out of hand? A bunch of people cycling in the buff? A bunch of babies Republicans are.

The goddamn chair. This motherfucker deserves the goddamn chair.

I know it’s not the thing I should focus on, but I think we should intensely bully people who unironically say “Epic” in 2025. I don’t think there is a downside to this plan.

If you are in a position to help out Oregon here, please do. They’re great.

Reminder: this is what makes up most of our economy right now:

Telling his guests “as a treat, go ahead and take a scoop out of the pill drawer.”

I don’t know, man. It seems it would be easier to just say “I condemn those chats in the strongest possible terms” than this shit.

Jesus Christ these people are a bunch of weird losers. Imagine justs saying “great, I love hitler.” Like what were you going for man? That’s just a weird thing to say. I would twist the titty off a person who just casually said “great, I love Mao.” Because that’s off putting shit man.

Cheater tart with orange bitter and chocolate dollop.

might fuck around and make a Poulet Roti aux pomme de terre tonight. Which is the fanciest sounding simple dish I've ever made.

I have a different take-away. Weiss is a midwit, yes. But her problem is that she is a contrarian. I have known a Bari Weiss. My best friend for years was like Bari Weiss. She is what happens when you value being contrarian over the truth. When your self image is the image below:

Precisely how does one “abuse” a constitutionally guaranteed right?

If she bothered watching the episode, he actually directs that joke partially at himself. She’s making the joke he already du made.

The differences in those two words is part of the engine of manufactured consent that I try to warn my friends about. The words they use based on the position you take is important. Hostages become “detainees” when trying to rehabilitate Israel. Prostests become “riot” for defending the state.

They’re manufacturing consent for violence against protestors.

If that were the case then “board member” and “landlord” would be the groups affected rather than journalists and office workers.