If 10 years ago you told me that it would be revealed to the world that everyone at the top of government, finance, and industry all have fucked a minimum of one child, I would have said that would be the moment the guillotines came out.

We in IT told you Windows Anti-Virus ain't shit.

You see this is why I advocated Will Stancil points his annoying at the enemy. Not only is it a potent weapon, but he just can't shut it off. It's like cyclops and his eye lasers from the punch dimension.

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

Ok, maybe Trotskyism had a few points we should listen to...

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Guys, I hate to break it to ya, but I think the President might be a bad dude.

It's wild how many leaks are like: "Hey Epstein, will we be doing illicit crimes with young girls on our island vacation?" "Ya they're goign to be grils."

Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences” Every Celebrity email to Epstein: Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?” Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”

Cut off his Call of Duty hot streak. Harsh but fair.

OH MY GOD THIS IS INSANE! www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

YOOO, What happened? Did they find Space Boy in the Epstein files?

always have been

I mean, if I weren’t comfortable with right wingers using my image to promote their deranged ideas, personally I would clarify, so the silence tells us a lot

lol, a skidmore shooting it is

Jesus fuck man, every morning we wake up to fresh new horrors

We call that ‘motive’ Mr. President and that makes this murder 1

Goddamnit first person to just say it happens to be a fucking pest. Can’t have anything good. Anyway boo this man.

Hey, sustained political resistance needs to be funded. Gas costs money, human man hours need to be expended and those people need food. Car maintenance isn’t free. If you want people following around ICE they gotta get funded. It isn’t crazy to expect someone with a huge audience to maybe help?

Jesus fuck man are a lot of lobs in the comments just ready to pull the trigger o. “This is the lefts fault” too. What the fuck is that about. We don’t even know if it’s leftists doing this, we dont know the full fucking story here, people need to calm down.

the best part of Melania was when she said “IT’S Melabian’ TIME” and Melaniad all over those guys

First of all: how dare you.

Pork Protects its own.

No shit they making crime illegal?

Restructuring my companies NAS and trying to establish an Active Directory and currently attempting to convince them to let me just build a Linux server from scratch.

Fucking Primary them all is too moderate, we need to tar and feather these fucks

Anyone good at economics? Is this good?

You're telling me that this woman who took the stage looking like she's presenting a new Pepsi campaign might not be the grieving widow we thought she was? The shock.

LORD COMMANDER STANCIL WILL NOT TOLERATE DEAD-ENDERS, HE DEMANDS FOOTSOLDIERS, LORD COMMANDER STANCIL DEMANDS BLOOD!

They all view themselves as the generals of the unlikable dork brigade

This pussy thinks that made him sound tough.

"I was terrified for my life, they threw an Aquafina bottle at me!" Jesus christ when did the right become a bunch of giant pussies?

Oh they’re setting Trump as the fall guy…

Allow mo to add something. All these agencies were born from the blood of facism and xenophobic paranoia, and were made to fed and be fed by the evils that gave birth to them. What they're doing may be against the wishes of democrats politicians but it's fully aligns with the nature of the beasts

"Reform"? Dick? There is no reforming a system that does this. It's abolish.

Cyberpunk didn't even envision this.

It's an aspect of her contrarian nature, I think. Every consummate contrarian I've ever met shares a burning desire for things to be different, but a bereft of imagination for anything more radical but "The same thing bust staffed with people I like."

Oh she's gonna flip on them like a coin.

Jesus they’re causing international Incidents.

Did Ilhan Omar try to punch a dude trying to spray her with joker juice?

“You can’t have guns” - Donald Trump

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I NEED "Bye, Bitch!" To appear in history textbooks.

Oh shit, Ingram is now left of many elected Democrats.