Worst kind of tax, the ki d that extracts wealth from the poor and directs it to the rich. Because there are more poor they make up the most goods purchases, the kind affected by tariffs. The rich bastards found a way to flip the script.

Oh this fucking sucks, man. This will basically make the Internet unusable for anyone.

“He had children, as do many vile people” goes fucking hard.

It’s the Knights who say Ni. Literally every generation has had a catchphrase that turned into an empty signifier to say “hey, I’m in on the joke” difference kind of is 6-7 started that way, but I’m unconvinced that makes it unique.

Damnit this was one we had licked. So much fucking damage is being done because we didn’t tell the stupidest people in The room to shut the fuck up.

He looks like Pat Robertson did the fusion dance with Joan Rivers in this picture.

That’s Chomsky implicated and Zizek nowhere in the files. Point goes to Marxists this round

Least expensive not terrible rum is a Jamaican rum so I guess we doin Jamaican Tiramisu this year.

Good news, as you can tell I am NOT in the Epstein files, so following and admiring me is perfectly safe.

Oh things are going bad if he’s doing this

Don't be so fatalistic, GOP, Dems still have plenty of time to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Don't underestimate them, it's what they do best.

Come on man, do we need anything else here?

Cool, hey are any of these people going to be charged with like... a crime?

fuck him up, Martha, once again the spirit of BlueSky is behind you.

Typical shitty rhetorician, Miller uses 39 words where 14 would have done.

Oh sweet. I hope you get to be a field agent or some shit. SCP Agent simulator would rule.

And well deserved. Expedition 33 has been amazing. But then again, any one of them up this year has been spellbounding, it's an excellent year for games if nothing else.

Would have been so funny if they announced Half-Life 4 just to fuck with people.

A not insignificant part of my hatred of ai is that it's a simulation of a redditor, so of course I mentally recoil at the prospect.

One of my favorite all time papers is from 2016 by Cormac Hurley at Microsoft, asking why Nigerian Prince scammers say they're from Nigeria. "Since gullibility is unobservable, the best strategy is to get those who possess this quality to self-identify" has stuck in my head for YEARs.

Jesus the hype lineup so far for the awards is bleak this year. So far the only thing of interest is doggo simulator.

This infuriates me, because the level 2 Homecook guy put his Hot Chocolate in a Martini Shaker, and I cannot figure out for the life of me why.

I think they did, JD: They chose the possibility of reelection.

Reminder he said he would restrict funding if they didn't pass it.

I won't say what I think should happen, but shit like this cannot be allowed to continue.

I don't believe that ALL the other other Reindeer laughed a called him names. You'd think at least one or two were more interested in Reindeer checkers or something.

I'm getting really tired of people pretending billionaires are smart when they keep saying stupid, easily disproven shit like this.

Literally every single civilized nation on Earth, with the exception of us has some sort of Universal Healthcare. They pay less for their system and don't have these problems. Stop pissing on our leg and telling us its raining.

pfft, big deal, my kids get Communist talking points organically from home every day.

Trying to work out realistic modern dialogue.

Stealworkers

A conversation I got into like earlier this week still has replies going all the way up to yesterday evening. And while I have long since muted, I every once in a while check in on it, like a farmer checking in on the crops he seeded.

Mamdani should keep him around like a court jester. I will miss shit like this.

I don't know how to talk to a person who thinks Whitmer will ever be President. It's like trying to explain why the fairies don't bring up your well water anymore, there's just too much foundational work to do there.

Remember there is only one party and it's the Military Industrial Complex.

Why can't it be a million percent? if we're just throwing shit out there.

Oh no, Coffee Prices are about to get BAADDD.

This is the conversational equivalent of two people blocking each other in a hall, and then you do the dance to get past each other.

I don’t think it’s a good idea to further silo people into personalized echo chambers. Seems like it could end badly

The first candidate to float the idea of seizing this nerd’s companies gets my vote.

Jimmy Fallon:

Demand authenticity in a world where you can’t be sure what’s real.

Isn't this the inciting incident of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream?

Famously, two countries can't follow the same political philosophy at once, that throws off the balance.

They pinched a 18th century Highwayman.

In accordance to operation "you get what you vote for" if we ever wrestle power back we should deport both of them.