it would be a very good bit for a low-level pga guy to change his name to "jared golf"

life, it never die monan is my favorite gai

BURKHARDT: I don't believe it. Dux is grabbing at his eyes. It looks like Chong Li has taken some sort of powder from his shorts and thrown it at Dux. Oh yeah, you can see it. Dux is really having trouble seeing out there. BRADY: Hahaha, that's right KB. We call that one the "Dusty Attic"

i hope wherever he is the Disgusted Jaguars Nosewipe Guy is enjoying himself

D.A. B.E.A.R.S. Da bears As I said, da bears Bears, da Everyone's saying "da bears" Again: da bears Repeat after me: da bears Smart

man it is so funny to me that an NFL staffer has to go reach out to a company to paint this stuff on their walls. "Hello, can you paint some giant letters on a wall for me? Yes it is a very stupid acronym." bsky.app/profile/dsmi...

Actually it’s ARTS Acronym Reinforcing The Points of Emphasis we have been focusing on since training camp Smart

watching the bears every week is like what if real football games were played like the dillon panthers

packers really could use a coach that emphasizes the importance of The Ball

octobalk (noun) ˈäk-tə-ˈbȯk The penalty incurred when Antonio Alfonseca intentionally attempts to deceive a baserunner in a manner described in Rule 6.02(a)

Murakami discovering that 1Q84 is the average white sox attendance number

Murakami releases new book What I Talk About When I Talk About The People Running The White Sox

BURKHARDT: I don't believe it. Dux is grabbing at his eyes. It looks like Chong Li has taken some sort of powder from his shorts and thrown it at Dux. Oh yeah, you can see it. Dux is really having trouble seeing out there. BRADY: Hahaha, that's right KB. We call that one the "Dusty Attic"

(bears opponent loses at the last second wheN the entire defense gets tangled up in the kicking net, camera cords, and training tape and it takes 10 minutes to get them out before they are flagged for "excessive tangling") BEN JOHNSON (in the locker room): THAT'S HOW YOU WIN GAMES IN THIS LEAGUE

and the chicago bears, who did NOT lose

former A&M receiver Jahdae Walker scored more points tonight with 2 catches than the aggies got in 60 minutes of playoff football

it is so funny that given how badly the packers have just absolutely kicked the shit out of the bears for the last 25 years, every single bears coach got them except for matt eberflus. this includes the interim coach who replaced eberflus and won his only game against the packers at lambeau.

how it feels for the bears to have a Quarterback for the first time in my life

In lieu of any cogent analysis I’d like to make the following statement

when indiana jones escapes on your zeppelin bsky.app/profile/marc...

lmao someone's shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood

we did a chris conte falling down play to them, i'm on neptune right now

this is best bears season since that 2001 year when they won every 14 games in a row on mike brown pick sixes

i feel like i've been released from prison. i feel like i've just pulled down a statue

BRETT FAVRE VINCE LOMBARDI BART STARR CURLY LAMBEAU AARON RODGERS DESMOND HOWARD REGGIE WHITE THE MAGIC MAN DON MAJIKOWSKI YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes i spent the entire 2 minute standing in an Athletic Ready Position in front of my TV, that's allowed

caleb is like one of those fighting game guys who has an insane special move that you can only unlock when he's down to like 10% health

caleb williams man

i do not care for the green bay packers

this is the first time in like 15 years i haven't felt the complete misery of abject resignation before a bears/packers game

Oh, pardon me for saying so, that's pretty fucking stupid, isn't it? Losing 10-3 to Miami? You lose 10-3 to Iowa, traditionally. Miami? Who does that?

guile field

Brent Venables looks like a stop-motion skeleton. Guy is out there looking he's been animated by Ray Harryhausen

If I was a college football coach, my buyout clause would not be a large amount of money, I would make the boosters have to solve an impossible riddle or go on a quest to collect powerful artifacts around the world before they could fire my ass for going 9-3.

jed hoyer starting a no kings rally at wrigley to specify he won't sign michael king or king tuck

That’s not who they are now, but that streak of bowl games for Notre Dame would show up and get absolutely destroyed was one of my favorite running gags ever

BUTCH JONES: thank you, mister chief bsky.app/profile/drey...

Absolute disaster of an offseason for the Cubs

Jed Hoyer's ideas are Patrick Wisdom and Reverse Patrick Wisdom.

Everyone doubted they would do it, but the Cubs have made their big move and landed a star from NPB.

Now that Skip Holtz has been pushed out of the Birmingham Stallions Dynasty it's time to him to come home, that's right I mean resuming his role as mysterious "shadow coach" of the northwestern wildcats. ...or maybe he already has???????????

63 ventures, that's possible; 66 ventures, there's an outside chance; but 68 ventures... I'd like to see that!

the Kevin Warren tenure has been the biggest boom we've ever seen for Chicago-area stadium renderings sector

Why don't the bears just build a stadium on top of a lacrosse field with rickety temporary bleachers, simple as