why pay for depodesta when you can recreate his production in the aggregate www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/11/rock...

from my cold, dead hands

this is one six footer i can't handle one one one ladies let's have a party m.youtube.com/watch?v=40Yk...

(garbage day guy voice) sandwich guy!!!!!

This was great bsky.app/profile/defe...

batter walkup music is just the ooooh wah ah ah ah part of down with the sickness looped over and over again for 15 seconds

the Cubs have bought out Justin Turner, I appreciate his most important contribution to the team, the time he appeared on a Cubs broadcast rallying the dugout from the tunnel and they missed the fact that he was wearing and wiggling a set of truck nutz while they put up a "fan of the game" chyron

menacing someone with a turkey sub but then revealing it's a novelty sandwich and calmly combing my hair with it

stay back! he's got extra mayo!!!!

we're seeing red and in fact we're seeing it very strongly

they're crying into their gas station sandwiches tonight in philadelphia. they're cursing their celebrity local news anchors. they're pronouncing the letter "o" normally.

me, posting this for the first time non-derogatorily: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv9A...

congratulations to new york on your big election, i hope you all enjoy it and remember that, collectively, as a city, you had no answer for nikola vucevic in the paint in the In Season Tournament. got roasted by patrick williams. gave up 32 to literally josh giddey

under a mamdani regime, all salsa is going to be made in new york city

say what you will about the bears' ownership but if you see George McCaskey yelling excitedly into a cell phone this afternoon it is because he just found a vendor that has perfectly matched the green window tint for the scale model Metra cars in his Chicago Suburbs train set.

the bears should immediately trade for (looking at list of northwestern guys in the nfl who aren't currently injured) Earnest Brown IV

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

OFF THE STREETS TODAY

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Capocollo

what the fuck, they won't even pay shota????????

new yorkers, please vote no on prop. 45 "extending the new york mayoral election for another 135 days and doing more Discourse"

lost in all of the kicks discourse is that "K Balls" sounds like one of Bill Simmons's friends from a 7,000 word blog post about how he went to Las Vegas

matt eberflus's look at his next job

I have thought about it hard and looked at the issues, but I have decided that I will not be casting a ballot in tomorrow's new york city municipal election

disappointing, I assumed it was "eckstein123" bsky.app/profile/perr...

bears game was so good it would have finally gotten the Power Surge highlights treatment www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxZo...

CBS's 5th-string announcer team was not up for bears-bengals

the bears have somehow turned into the early 2000s northwestern wildcats while the northwestern wildcats remain the chicago bears

i managed to make it all day without knowing anything about what happened in the bears game today so i got to have an anxiety meltdown alone at 10:15 pm

people would like hugh freeze more if he acted exactly like mr. freeze in batman and robin (1997).

does anyone have a screengrab of the northwestern-usc promo graphic from game 7 last night

everyone watching the world series: oh my god they can't keep doing this, this is insane, sports are horrible, i'm losing my mind joe davis: can i interest you in... northwestern football

dodgers have deferred their championship parade to 2035

This person needs to learn my enlightened method of avoiding the internet and trying to divine what happened in a bears game by the expressions on the faces of drunk people in peanut tillman jerseys while on a bike ride in Chicago. bsky.app/profile/crai...

It is very funny that Mark Prior of all people was telling Yamamoto sure just go back out there, let 'er rip. What can go wrong?

man tonight reminded me that I'm so happy that when my favorite team had to play through an extra innings Death Game 7 they actually fucking won

I need to calm down and watch something relaxing compared to this, turning on the last episode of The Rehearsal

now that baseball owners have seen conclusive proof that the Buying Every Good Player strategy works, we might see a fifth or even a sixth MLB team try to win next year

congratulations to the Dodgers, let's get to the exciting offseaskn where the Dodgers sign every good player available

disgusting

Canada let down by second consecutive Bieber

game has reached the Heston Zone

you let Purdue score points?

Dodgers using all their starters in this game isclike how a Nintendo game would make you fight all of the bosses again before you got to fight the main boss

many such cases

ernest goes to bat

i wonder who dylan raiola went as for halloween

(connor o'malley howar schultz voice) john smolt!!!!!

i was not expecting to see Preston Stone during the World Series