now this makes much more sense idk what tweedle dick and tweedle doodoo did to become the fucking overseers of everything that happens at chelsea but something must be done about it

Ummmmm, what

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

I'm no criminal mastermind but, if I wanted to shoplift something and then slip quietly into the crowd without detection, I probably wouldn't pick '29 things with bells on' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

That Jeans & Shoe combo is worth going to jail for alone

UK reporting laws are undefeated for "tell me who you're talking about without telling me who you're talking about"

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

Disgusting greed. #BlueCo are destroying my club. Yet seats will remain empty, purely down to the completely, unjustified, outrageous cost.

That wasn't my takeaway from the two legs and given your approach to the second leg, I'd say it wasn't yours either.

This is a funny thing for a MBS to say

The best time to change your name from Dick Epstein was many years ago, the second best time is now

So swerve it then I reckon. youtu.be/DTyUni8dbkE?...

it's time for everyone to catch up on the "Lazio fires eagle mascot handler over social media posts; he then barricades himself in the stadium" story

I legit don’t know if I will ever get past this ad I saw walking to an appt this morning in soho. And yes, it’s a company that uses human sounding AI voice bots to take over your customer service calls.

Probably in part because we're appointing managers like you mate

Valentin Barco, Strasbourg 25-26. Unless Brighton have a buyback, I absolutely expect to see him at Chelsea next season.

Good thing we didn't sell George after this happened

This quote feels like it should come much later in Rosenior's reign, when he's really under pressure. Feels oddly out of place.

The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody

Frederick William I of Prussia, you'd have loved the current PL

Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy meat wall

Rosenoir did take his glasses off for the whole game so maybe that’s why everything went to shit.

Last night also added more weight to a lot of the worries about Rosenior. We didn't have any kind of attacking plan instead opting for control above all. Also he seems pretty keen to replicate his 3atb system which speaks to another ideologue.

On Havertz, my operating assumption is that the way the club handle departures is so aggressive that we're going to see very few ex players show the respect we're used to under Abramovich

Imagine a football club having been owned by both Jeffrey Epstein *and* Silvio Berlusconi...

Oh, I'm not supposed to value the Carabao? In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.

Rosenior is just a symptom of the bigger problem. We tried going there and out-terrorisming them. was never gonna happen. Delap, start learning Arabic buddy. Up the chels, blueco out. #CFC

Fine defensive performance but you created nothing in a game you knew you had to win. Not great.

Insipid all night, never looked like going through

Me watching Rice and Grealish play for England at Euro 2020

It says a lot about modern football that Delap and Gyokeres are 100m+ worth of strikers

ITV treating us to Ian Wright AND Lee Dixon, the GB News approach to balance.

So you think there's going to be any reflection on the squad planning that we've got Liam Delap playing as our right forward while Madueke lines up for the opposition?

Hate the 3 but at least it’s a sensible 3

I kinda think the suggestion in the presser that his plan was keep it tight first half then go for it I'd indeed true. Unfortunately we've never shown an ability to do it

Uh. Does James Rodriguez own a TV?

If we end up with Newcastle in the CL we'll play them 3 times in a row as the league game is between the ro16 ties. If we both overturn our league cup semis, it'll be a quadruple as the final is the following weekend.

Let's say I have my concerns, per @mclachbot.com

Since Burnley's December 2020 leveraged takeover they've gone from solid if unremarkable PL club with no borrowings to a (bad) yo-yo side, £113m in debt, costing £10m+ annually at rates from 8.5% to 12.75% Over four years on, owners ALK Capital have still not filed any UK parent company accounts

From a first team perspective swapping Goodnight and George for Malang Sarr 2.0 is a pretty underwhelming January window when CL qualification is very much in the balance.

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

Palace staking an early claim to "you fear for them, you really do" is the season previews

Honestly this should be Josh. Rosenior has not used him enough in Tosin's absence and now Sarr is back too. The club's contract fuckery has already robbed him of enough minutes.

Amazing coda here.

Does he want Pedro Neto for company?

"There are too many black musicians in jazz bands" is comfortably the most delusional thing I have ever read