We're such a well run football club

😂

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Catching up on the EnzoM quotes fallout

No Chelsea Women commentary on the Chelsea website and the scheduled Radio 5 Sports Extra 2 broadcast is just the holding jingle on a loop. Well done all involved.

I've seen this movie before. Also really hoping that the conspiracy about him not having Maresca is true because that's a much easier fix.

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

The protagonist in Mr. Brightside?

Three guesses what he was doing up that lamppost ...

incredible content from my phd granting institution

Absolutely tremendous stuff from this week's Popbitch

Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry

Terrible choices, where's the "pick a country near the countries in your group"?

No Chelsea games, CFCM or CFCW, have been played since November 25th!

We're going to lose this with a sub to spare and generally not even trying

Tosin on. Game over.

Bob

No no no no no no no no no no no

Oh god those are some defensive subs

Also this has been a big Fernandez jogging game, very frustrating

Can't say they don't deserve it

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

Look a was offside but look at that recovery run and tackle from Acheampong and then remember that Maresca was playing Tosin ahead of him. Criminal.

Lol at Josh following in there 😂

Wake up lads

🚨 New piece 🚨 Barcelona’s new crypto sponsor is selling a $30,000+ electronic moneymaking device (of which there are no photos) and is based in a tax haven where even the company’s existence is a legally protected secret… theuglygame.wordpress.com/2025/12/09/t...

"AI is the asbestos in the walls of our technological society, stuffed there with wild abandon by a finance sector and tech monopolists run amok. We will be excavating it for a generation or more." This piece on AI by Cory Doctorow is spectactular. pluralistic.net/2025/12/05/p...

Pleased with Josh starting and it's right on my limit for rotating in 3 guys you can't trust. Hopefully that rotation isn't a signal that we're taking it easy tho.

Why would they think about making the team better when they've got personal agendas for further?

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now

UEFA should simply ban fanbases that can't travel safely. These bans are issued all the time.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

oh, ok

"My child was perfect and has been replaced by a changeling baby," but in the year 2025.

It’s been a while since I’ve used this but ZERO goals in two games this weekend* *I have big concerns about Sonia

Will the govts plan to end jury trials mean that this style of reporting won't be needed anymore as there's no jury to prejudice?

That corner sums it up

Who has made this 🤣

Far be it from me to suggest that footballers are a little 𝒕𝒐𝒐 isolated from real life and may indulge in some cognitive dissonance from time to time, but what exactly did Mo Salah think was going to happen this season?

FFS Leicester